Expect the Worst

We can neither confirm nor deny if Molly Ringwald is actually a guest on today's episode

On this very special Sweet 16 episode of Expect the Worst, we cover all the big topics, like travel, utopian dreamscapes, oysters, the future ahead of us, and the miscommunications surrounding bootcamp

We are planning to hotbox the bank vault

In this very special episode, featuring our special guest Nate Allen, we talk about heists, cannons, and Medieval Times. We also dive into the opening chapter of our least favorite book, the world of mechanophobia, as well as the wildest conspiracy theories that we believe in. Again, we want to thank Nate for being with us on the show this week, be sure to find him on Spotify, Youtube, and Instagram to receive updates on all of his exciting, upcoming music projects. 

Five bucks to the first person that can accurately draw the Bone Bike

In this episode, we continue our conversation about Ian's motorcycle progression, and we also dive into topics such as Papa John, inexplicable coincidences, credit card theft, and the afterlife

Who dropped the flower pot?

In this morally and ethically ambiguous episode, we talk about our final deeds on earth if given only six months to live, our decisions if faced with accidental destruction of private property, how to craft the perfect pizza order, and much much more.

In this special episode of Expect the Worst podcast, we welcome our very first guest to the show, Alex Harvey. With him on the show this week, we talk about the lengths we would go for a million dollars, pranks, odd purchases, our worst jokes, what it takes to be a soul man, and so much more. Make sure also to stick around to the very end of the episode, where we also experience our very first injury on the podcast! 

Applications to be the Pope's best friend start up at the end of the month  

In this episode, we discuss things such as the Pope and his legion of Secret Cardinals, holy water recipes, anarchistic cults, and assorted Mexican bakery items.

Be honest...could you fight a cow?

Oh goodness, have we got a special one for you this week. In this episode, we cover a large variety of topics, including cow fighting, graffiti, the Super Bowl, the Perfect Mug, and the legality of godfathers, as well as trying out a new game, and sharing some strange short story ideas.

In this episode, we crack open the inner workings of one of our hosts, we tell stories of our most fearful moments, and Josh goes slowly insane inside the quarantine chamber.

Jeff Ross....please return our calls my guy. 

In this episode, we dive into the horrors of the workplace, the recent news in the boxing world, our opinions on a variety of standup comedians, and Max teaches us a new word. 

YIKES YIKES YIKES. We at Expect the Worst Podcast want to apologize for the quality of today's episode. We work very hard to ensure that all of our content for you is well-made, but since this was our first episode all away from each other, recording our content from different locations, this episode got a little bit wonky at times in terms of video quality. We appreciate all of you, and we will have it all fixed up and cleaned up by next week!