Expecting You

It's a late night here on Expecting You! 1AM to be exact. Kristen (your Mom) is feelin tired and loopy, imaging just what baby (you) will look like, while trying not to get too attached the the A.I. generated baby photo we made on an app. While Taylor (your Dad) gives his firm stance on if newborn are cute, and how he pities the future boyfriends of their daughter (you) who don't call him Mr. T! Oh, and it's week 12 in Kristen's (your Mom's) pregnancy and the intestines are traveling from the ambilocal chord to the baby now! How important!

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So much happened in week 11 of Kristen's (your Mom's) pregnancy we just couldn't tell it all in one episode. Here is part two the momentous week where Taylor (your Dad) popped the question to Kristen (your Mom) and found out that baby (you) were going to be a GIRL! Such a long week, such a long story and such an even longer podcast. So gather round and here us tell-- scratch that... ramble the tale of how we (your parents) got engaged!

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It's week 11 of Kristen's (your Mom's) pregnancy and "boy," is that "girl" peein' a LOT! We quickly slip up and reveal the baby's (your) gender right away and proceed to randomly do a deep dive on each of our experience with religion and the importance of raising a kid with or without it. Oh, and we also talk about auctioneers, Kristen (your Mom) meeting Ron Howard and washing a hooker's feet. This podcast is truly all over the place folks.

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It's week 10 of Kristen's (your Mom's) pregnancy and we learn about all sorts of things such as; men getting a sympathy pain excuse called Cuvee, who the heck lactation consultants are and what the word "ambivalence" means. Plus... we hear baby's (your) heartbeat for the very first time! Oh, and Kristen (your Mom) now has boobs the size of cantaloupes. How fun!

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After a soap opera style cliff hanger from episode 1, we found out just what was causing Kristen (your mommy) so much pain early on. Then we stumble our newly parental brains around what is happening inside that belly during weeks 4-9.

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In this first episode of "Expecting You," we recap the whooooooole story of how we found out that Kristen (your Mommy) found out she was pregnant (with you!).

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