Main Discussion:

• Controlled chaos incoming! 
• OG Pottermore will always be the best
• Dementors have no morals
• Happy memories or happy feelings?
• The big bad- Voldemort
• Snape. Snape. Severus Snape. 
• What's the prophecy timeline again? 
• Lucius, Narcissa, and the Queen of Evil
• Baby Death Eaters

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Remember, a piece of chocolate a day keeps the Dementors away!

Music/Sound Credits: “Food Show” by Music_For_Videos, Anastasia Kir -- “Movie Score A” by DHy-Nez, Denita Smith -- “Excuse me Cat” by geoffharvey, Geoff Harvey -- “The Classical” by Music_For_Videos, Anastasia Kir -- “Uplifting Celebration” by makesoundmusic, Mike Kripak -- “Mysterious Music: Light Mystical Background Music for Short Video/Vlog” by White Records, Maksym Dudchyk -- “Telling the Story” by goeffharvey, Geoff Harvey

All about this Patronus form:

• Not a breed of cat, just a specific coloring
• While only two colors, there are tons of patterns
• Sidney loses her sh*t
• We get science with AMY
• These cats are everywhere in pop culture
• Carolyn loses her sh*t over duology in symbolism
• WHAT KIND JOANN?!?!
• How can we assign this to anyone with so little information
• Sidney continues to lose her sh*t

Personality Traits:
For this Patronus, there is such a wide variety of breeds these cats fall into it is impossible to pick personality traits based on coloring only.

The Patronus Game
Sidney decided this needed to be discussed further. Why is this added when there are so many better options?

Is This the Cat?
McGonnagall, maybe. Umbridge, heck no.

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Music/Sound Credits: “Food Show” by Music_For_Videos, Anastasia Kir -- “Movie Score A” by DHy-Nez, Denita Smith -- “Excuse me Cat” by geoffharvey, Geoff Harvey -- “The Classical” by Music_For_Videos, Anastasia Kir -- “Uplifting Celebration” by makesoundmusic, Mike Kripak -- “Mysterious Music: Light Mystical Background Music for Short Video/Vlog” by White Records, Maksym Dudchyk -- “Telling the Story” by goeffharvey, Geoff Harvey

All about this Patronus form:

• The dog, not the bus.
• They just magically appeared 
• Multi-purpose pups
• Built for speed!
• Birth Importance: Sons, Greyhound puppies, everything else
• Referenced in several ancient texts

Personality Traits:

• Independent
• Gentle 
• Noble
• Quick
• Sweet
• Energetic
• Focused

Whose Patronus is it anyway?
Like most Patronuses, this pup is looking for its owner. Amy throws out Madame Maxime as a hear me out, but makes very convincing points. Liz says if Princess Diana was a witch, this would be her Patronus.

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Remember, a piece of chocolate a day keeps the Dementors away!

Music/Sound Credits: “Food Show” by Music_For_Videos, Anastasia Kir -- “Movie Score A” by DHy-Nez, Denita Smith -- “Excuse me Cat” by geoffharvey, Geoff Harvey -- “The Classical” by Music_For_Videos, Anastasia Kir -- “Uplifting Celebration” by makesoundmusic, Mike Kripak -- “Mysterious Music: Light Mystical Background Music for Short Video/Vlog” by White Records, Maksym Dudchyk -- “Telling the Story” by goeffharvey, Geoff Harvey

All about this Patronus form:

• Osprey has Latin roots and means ‘Bone Breaker’
• Big Bird
• They dive to catch their fish dinners
• Looks like an eagle, but not an eagle
• 2,700 miles flown in 13 days
• Some ospreys are older than Sidney
• These Bone Breakers are surrounded by positive symbolism 
• Have a connection to Hermes from Greek mythology

Personality Traits:

• Conspicuous
• Loyal 
• Focused
• Integrity
• Vocal
• Powerful
• Resilient 

Whose Patronus is it anyway?
Carolyn thinks the osprey could belong to the man himself, Mr. Harry Potter. She also thinks this Patronus form could fit Neville. Sidney thinks the osprey could also work for Trelawny. 

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Remember, a piece of chocolate a day keeps the Dementors away!

Music/Sound Credits: “Food Show” by Music_For_Videos, Anastasia Kir -- “Movie Score A” by DHy-Nez, Denita Smith -- “Excuse me Cat” by geoffharvey, Geoff Harvey -- “The Classical” by Music_For_Videos, Anastasia Kir -- “Uplifting Celebration” by makesoundmusic, Mike Kripak -- “Mysterious Music: Light Mystical Background Music for Short Video/Vlog” by White Records, Maksym Dudchyk -- “Telling the Story” by goeffharvey, Geoff Harvey

All about this Patronus form:

• Go Bills!
• Buffalo ≠ Bison
• Nickname: Living Tractor of the East
• Buffalo = Swamp Creature
• Do not boop the Buffalo
• Surviving out here on no sleep
• Have a good sense of smell
• A sacred animal in many cultures

Personality Traits:

• Social
• Form Strong bonds
• Sensitive
• Protective
• Persistent 
• Hard working 
• Strong

Patronus Feud 
Liz brings up the European Bison and Re’em as alternate candidates. 

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Remember, a piece of chocolate a day keeps the Dementors away!

Music/Sound Credits: “Food Show” by Music_For_Videos, Anastasia Kir -- “Movie Score A” by DHy-Nez, Denita Smith -- “Excuse me Cat” by geoffharvey, Geoff Harvey -- “The Classical” by Music_For_Videos, Anastasia Kir -- “Uplifting Celebration” by makesoundmusic, Mike Kripak -- “Mysterious Music: Light Mystical Background Music for Short Video/Vlog” by White Records, Maksym Dudchyk -- “Telling the Story” by goeffharvey, Geoff Harvey

All about this Patronus form:

• Very rare patronus
• It is a Danger Noodle with wings
• Do not boop the occamy
• Choranaptyxis: A word born for the occamy
• Are their egg shells actually silver?
• Could a werewolf hold an occamy egg? 
• Horseshaped occamy is a terrifying concept
• Fluffy Asian Dragon

Personality Traits:

• Territorial
• Protective
• Adaptable
• Rare

The Patronus Game
Is the occamy a good guardian? Can the other hosts convince Stephanie it's a good patronus?

Whose Patronus is it Anyway?
Bonus Section! Lavender, Fleur, and Queenie are tossed out as good fits for this. Sidney tosses out a different suggestion that makes us laugh and leaves us speechless for a second.

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Remember, a piece of chocolate a day keeps the Dementors away!

Music/Sound Credits: “Food Show” by Music_For_Videos, Anastasia Kir -- “Movie Score A” by DHy-Nez, Denita Smith -- “Excuse me Cat” by geoffharvey, Geoff Harvey -- “The Classical” by Music_For_Videos, Anastasia Kir -- “Uplifting Celebration” by makesoundmusic, Mike Kripak -- “Mysterious Music: Light Mystical Background Music for Short Video/Vlog” by White Records, Maksym Dudchyk -- “Telling the Story” by goeffharvey, Geoff Harvey

All about this Patronus form:

• Found in South America
• Social little creatures
• Jaunty Little Fellow Scale is now defined
• Capuchin’s get their name from the Order of the Friars
• MARCEL (Friends fans will know)
• Tricksters
• Sidney thinks a Capuchin would fit a Weasley twin. 

Personality Traits:

• Smart
• Sociable
• Assertive
• Open
• Neurotic
• Curious
• Manipulative

Patronus Feud
Get ready to fight! The capuchin goes up against spider monkeys, baboons, chimps. Sidney thinks there should just be more monkeys in general.  

We’d love to hear from you! Send some Patronus Post our way at [email protected] or find us on social media.

Remember, a piece of chocolate a day keeps the Dementors away!

Music/Sound Credits: “Food Show” by Music_For_Videos, Anastasia Kir -- “Movie Score A” by DHy-Nez, Denita Smith -- “Excuse me Cat” by geoffharvey, Geoff Harvey -- “The Classical” by Music_For_Videos, Anastasia Kir -- “Uplifting Celebration” by makesoundmusic, Mike Kripak -- “Mysterious Music: Light Mystical Background Music for Short Video/Vlog” by White Records, Maksym Dudchyk -- “Telling the Story” by goeffharvey, Geoff Harvey

Main Discussion

• Should twins have the same patronus? 
• Twins are a symbol of duality
• Mirror twins are cool
• The Yoruba people have the highest rate of twin births in the world
• Fred & George: Lucy hates their patronus, and Stephanie thinks they should each get their own that compliments the other 
• Padma & Parvati: How cool is it that they are in different houses?!
• Lysander and Lorcan Scamander: Little know about them but these two are extremely close. 
• Flora & Hestia Carrow: Quick mention for the twins added to fill out the Slug Club
• Fabian and Gideon Prewett: Molly’s brothers, but nothing confirming they are twins.  

We’d love to hear from you!

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Remember, a piece of chocolate a day keeps the Dementors away!

Music/Sound Credits: “Food Show” by Music_For_Videos, Anastasia Kir -- “Movie Score A” by DHy-Nez, Denita Smith -- “Excuse me Cat” by geoffharvey, Geoff Harvey -- “The Classical” by Music_For_Videos, Anastasia Kir -- “Uplifting Celebration” by makesoundmusic, Mike Kripak -- “Mysterious Music: Light Mystical Background Music for Short Video/Vlog” by White Records, Maksym Dudchyk -- “Telling the Story” by goeffharvey, Geoff Harvey

All about this Patronus form:

• Smartest bird ever! 
• PIKA PIKA!
• Always stays close to home
• SWOOPING SEASON! 
• Why are almost all nursery rhymes creepy?
• Many, many, many ties to witches and the devil
• Magpies raised the roof (aka sky) in Australia 
• If you see one, take that leap of faith

Personality Traits:

• Homebody
• Good Communicators
• Very Smart 
• Persuasive 
• Resourceful

The Patronus is Right!

Fred and George Weasley have magpie Patronuses, but Lucy doesn’t like that. She thinks their Patronuses should be foxes. Amy and Carolyn think the magpie fits the twins well.

Whose Patronus is it Anyway?

SURPRISE SEGMENT! We know canonically the magpie is the twins’ Patronus, but are there other characters who we think might be a better fit? Cho, Lockhart, and Molly Weasley are pitched. Carolyn’s idea actually makes sense for once, but Lucy pulls one from left field.

We’d love to hear from you!

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Remember, a piece of chocolate a day keeps the Dementors away!

Music/Sound Credits: “Food Show” by Music_For_Videos, Anastasia Kir -- “Movie Score A” by DHy-Nez, Denita Smith -- “Excuse me Cat” by geoffharvey, Geoff Harvey -- “The Classical” by Music_For_Videos, Anastasia Kir -- “Uplifting Celebration” by makesoundmusic, Mike Kripak -- “Mysterious Music: Light Mystical Background Music for Short Video/Vlog” by White Records, Maksym Dudchyk -- “Telling the Story” by goeffharvey, Geoff Harvey

All about this Patronus form:

• AKA the Russian Wolf Hound 
• Used to be given as a present from the Russian Tsar
• Probably shouldn’t have this dog if you live in a city
• The Anastasia musical is the bomb
• Russians do not actually ride the dogs
• ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN
• Breed first came to the U.S. in 1889

Personality Traits:

• Loyal
• Affectionate
• Adaptive
• Energetic
• Strong Willed
• Gentle
• Graceful

Whose Patronus is it anyway?

Liz was adamant this is Seamus’s true Patronus, but Amy thinks it better fits Colin Creevey. Which character do you think fits this Patronus better?


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Remember, a piece of chocolate a day keeps the Dementors away!

Music/Sound Credits: “Food Show” by Music_For_Videos, Anastasia Kir -- “Movie Score A” by DHy-Nez, Denita Smith -- “Excuse me Cat” by geoffharvey, Geoff Harvey -- “The Classical” by Music_For_Videos, Anastasia Kir -- “Uplifting Celebration” by makesoundmusic, Mike Kripak -- “Mysterious Music: Light Mystical Background Music for Short Video/Vlog” by White Records, Maksym Dudchyk -- “Telling the Story” by goeffharvey, Geoff Harvey