The Banksssss are back at full strength after Chris tracks down Amee at a hidden resort in Titicaca. In a court of law she would be held libel for the murder of millions of bugs. meanwhile, Chris reaches for 100, babies play rolly-polly, and Zelda rips up a shoulder. Ice cream, you scream for it, I scream for it, we all scream for it.

Amee flees the country, Chris discovers his writing style is based entirely on American Gods, and babies sleep in the cribs. You know, like they do.

The Bankseseses bounce back to the internet air waves complete with yelling babies. Amee deals with the postpartums, Chris forgets about sleep, and Amee actually leaves the house without the babies! What?! It's one of the weeks, let's hang out together.

Amee, Chris, and the two pooping machines are back with another go! Amee tries to educate a disinterested Chris in the ways of the Bachelorette, Chris continues to derp through life, and one of them looses something precious. Come on people, Acountabiabuddy the hell out of Amee!

A mysterious woman demands Amee's child, but is that really such a big deal? Plus Amee demands Memorial Day be respected, Chris gets annoyed and video editing, and the babies do baby things.

Always mess with their minds. Today Expensive Science Baby part A holds Expensive Science Baby part B accountable. Plus the return of trash TV, the great Minnesota heat wave of 2017, and crankiness and sex expectations mix as week six rolls around. What the hell is a Wonder Week? And why am I on poop watch? Answers to all these questions and more as year two of Expensive Science Baby oozes on... like poop.

Episode 53 brings you everything you could possibly want out of life... and if you believe that I have some great land to sell you in Florida! It's Tuesday morning, time to get through the week with a little Expensive Science Baby!

What has 5 X chromosomes, 3 Y, and is 1 year old? Expensive Science Baby! That's us. We move further into child development and totally judge all other parenting styles. Then we compare infertility journey notes with the founders of fruitfulfertility.org. Plus Amee's TV segment, Chris tries not to spoil Guardians of the Galaxy, Volume 2, and more Cat Corner than you can shake a stick at. Shake a stick at? Why is that a thing? It's one year and we're feeling saucy, (well, Chris is) come join along!

Expensive Science Baby approaches a year, Amee and Chris find themselves with shorter than normal fuses as sleep becomes a highly valued commodity. Plus, May Day comes and goes, babies poop and cry, and Amee has a run in with the mother of all baby wipe boxes. It snowed today so grab your shovel and dig into some Expensive Science Baby!

Episode 50 blows into your ears like the Minnesota Wild trying to win a playoff game! Amee's dreams of nursing cats have been dashed against the rocks of reality as she is forced to only nurse childrens. Meanwhile, Chris's vacation suffers from a distinct lack of video games. And the house is plagued by a new nefarious foe! We're podcasting while nursing babies over here, why not come join us!