The doctors discuss the old days, back when their van was a-rockin' and people thought twice about knockin.' Unless the rocking was being done by Aaron's pet parrot. Also discussed: the steamy Mother Teresa novel so controversial that its name doesn't appear on the cover. And it's all brought to you -- somewhat annoyingly -- by Ikea.

The gang discusses the differences (and similarities) between "laughter" and "slaughter." Alvin Purple is met with cheers and healthy skepticism, and the Expertologists Studio phone bank almost burns out during a marathon call-in extravaganza.

Got no idea what to do with that extra clod polish in the garage? Are you a billionaire casting about for something eccentric to spend your money on? Ever wanted to listen to a game of charades? Then this is the episode for you!

The origins of the Charlie Horse and other painful dances, a call from Helsinki, and Professor Heimberg's haunted teletype machine.

An episode about the Leibig (a real jerk of a creature), the Afghani kite parade, Pamphleteers and, of course, the Glosenthrax Dilemna.