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So exactly who was going to be sympathetic to their plight,
Beyond my fevered dream of making a difference there was a pinch
(formerly for a short time known as the nation of Zaire, from here
- and Congo (the nation) yet a minority in Angola. Having an
The Liberation Air Force
The Earth and Sky operated under one constant dilemma;
That was why they maintained large horse herds and preserved the
All of this boiled over to me being shown yet again I worked with
They'd also trained pilots and ground crews for those aircraft. As
When Temujin made his return and the E and S transformed into the
Well, the Khanate kicked the PRC's ass in a titanic ass-whooping
Always a lower priority, the Khanate military leadership was
They barely knew where Angola was. They had to look up Cabinda to
She had studied the combat records and performance of the types of
Subtlety, scarcity and audacity were the watchwords of the day.
For the 'volunteers' of the Union Air Force, this could very
No, they rolled out fifty of their antiquated aircraft, designs
The composition,
14 Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-21 jet fighters; though she entered
14 Sukhoi Su-22 jet fighter-bombers; the original design, called
6 Sukhoi Su-24M2 supersonic attack aircraft; the first model
8 Mil Mi-24 VM combat helicopters; introduced in 1972 was still a
4 Mil Mi-8 utility helicopters, first produced in 1967. Three
4 Antonov An-26 turboprop aircraft, two to be used as tactical
2 Antonov An-71M AEW and C twin-jet engine aircraft. These were an
They kept working on the An-71 which was basically 1977's popular
See, the Russians in the post-Soviet era created a decent AEW and
Now, the Khanate was shipping two An-71's down to Cabinda and
Anyway, so why was any of this important?
Why the old folks with their ancient machines? As revealed, since
Afterwards, under Josef Stalin's direction, thousands of Russian
So, by the early 1950's, the E and S was building, flying and
The E and S remedied this by creating both their own 'private'
By 1960, the proto-Khanate had an air force. Through the next two
It wasn't until the collapse of the Soviet Union and the
Then the Unification War appeared suddenly, the E and S-turned
What did this meant for those out-of-date air crews and pilots who
When Operation Fun House put Russia in a position where she wasn't
With more new planes rolling off the production lines, these
The Khanate's #1 air superiority dogfighter was the Mig-35F. The
Her top multi-role fighters were the Su-47, Su-35S and Su-30SM.
Strike fighters? There weren't enough Su-34's to go around yet, so
Medium transport aircraft? The An-32RE and An-38. They had small,
Bombers? The rather ancient jet-powered Tu-160M2's and Tu-22M2's
Helicopters? While they still flew updated variants of the Mil
Bizarrely, the Khanate had overrun several Chinese production
They did have nearly two dozen to send, but they didn't have the
Meanwhile, except for the An-26, which you could get for under
In contrast, the Angolan Air Force appeared far larger and more
When you took into account the rampant corruption infecting all
It wasn't only their enemies who derided their Air Force's lack of
To add to the insanity, the Angolans failed to keep up their
On the spread sheets, Angola had 18 Su-30K's, 18 Su-27, 12
It would seem lopsided except for the thousands of hours of flight
A second and even more critical factor was the element of
In the pre-dawn hours of 'Union Independence Day', the FAL-FA was
Inside this 'Exclusion Zone', anything moving by sea, river, road,
The Angolan Army did not have significant anti-aircraft assets.
Then geography added its own mountain of woes. As far as Cabinda
Nope. To get at Cabinda from the south meant a long, torturous
Can the scorpion ever stop being a scorpion?
"Do we get our legally permitted weaponry back?" The
"Sure. If it makes you feel better."
"I would like to meet your people then," he gave my paw
"I will have someone take you to your car. I want to briefly
"That is acceptable," he nodded.
"What about you two?" I regarded the nun and the Swiss
"It is what I volunteered for," he stated
"Okay. Please never say I didn't give you a chance to take
"That will be more difficult. Why the change?" he
"We are having twins. By March, this will be very visible."
"That is, unfortunate," he shook his head.
"You have no idea," and then a brainstorm. "And I
"Precisely how do you plan to recreate a crusading Christian
"I have billions of euros to fund such a thing," I
"You are going to produce a dragon?" his eyes grew
"I never said such a thing. That would make me sound crazy,"
"I am not a moral relativist."
"Neither am I. I'm out to save lives and nurture the drive in
"I think you are crazy," he re-evaluated things.
"I just might be. In all honesty, you should back out now.
"I am not afraid to die," Sister Rafaela Sophia finally
"That's idiotic," I scoffed before the bishop could
"My soul is in God's hands," she set her jaw.
"Does he talk to you?" I countered.
"His message is clear."
"Not what I asked. I asked if he specifically directed you to
"This is uncalled for," Nicoló intervened.
"Nope. I bet you a phone call to my Brother to physically
"Yes, Ishara," Juanita slipped up. Her spycraft, like
"You were in the military?" the bishop asked my
"Was? I am. Right now," she related. "I will be
That earned me looks from the three Catholics.
"She is loyal," Nicoló nodded slightly
"Huh? To me? Nope. She's loyal to my office, which we shan't
"I am devoted to the One True God, Christ, our Savior,"
"Juanita, that was rude. Apologize to our guest," I kept
"No." Well, fuck you too.
"Gun," I commanded. I held out my left hand.
"What? No. I will not give you one of my guns," she
"Juanita, give me your primary weapon, or I will ask Pamela
Oh look, there were four SD chicks outside, ready to escort my
"Excuse me," I took a half step out the door then hurled
"Fuck you," she snapped.
"And insulting her faith was as degrading to both her faith
"Now Sister Rafaela Sophia, the point of all this is: I don't
"Murder is a sin," she declared.
"Go home," I sighed while shaking my head.
"She answers to me, the Church and God, not you, Mr. Nyilas,"
"Then you can go home too," I shrugged. "I'm not
"Everyone on JIKIT is a professional soldier, or killer?"
"No, but the ones who aren't don't carry guns and know to get
"I vouch for her," he insisted. Juanita came running
"Cool beans. I don't know you either."
"You apparently know my service history," he volleyed.
"Yeah. Ten years a foreigner in the service of France, then
"What turned your life around?" he evaded. That was
"Someone risked their life for me. It's been pretty much
"A person, a soldier, died saving my life," the bishop
Did he mean him and Mathias, or him and me? I wasn't certain.
"Very well," I agreed. "I have to go see the
"Yes Ishara," she nodded. I exited the room, Juanita in
{8:30 am, Monday, September 8th. Last day}
A Room full of asistants:
Well, there it was, the office of the Executive Director to the
Anyway, according to the gray-haired matron running gatekeeper to
In we went. In the suite were three desks, the 'big' desk situated
As the door opened, I hadn't knock as this was my office, or so it
"Ishara," Marilynn Saint John stood to greet me. I'd
"Cáel," the senior-most and only friendly face in
"Cáel Ishara," the third individual was
"Beyoncé ," I started off with
Glum faces by everyone except Beyoncé . I
Constanza was minus her left eye because of her dire insult to me.
"Constanza Landau of House Jaya and Marilynn Saint John of
Beyonce' was, or had been, Havenstone HQ's CFO (Chief Financial
Only Buffy had actual experience with the New York office and,
Shawnee indeed had much gravitas among the other House Heads. Not
The Regency would not rule through telecommunication (the upper
The same rigmarole would be done for Rhada and Buffy (though I
Why did the Amazons do this; unmask their leadership to public
Beyonce':
As an example: Beyoncé wasn't the most
Mirroring her advancement in her House was her advancement in
I had to constantly remind myself, despite the near-constant
That meant she had to wrangle the aspirations and resources from:
North America (including Latin America, the 'Canadian Arctic' and
South America (includes both the South Atlantic and South Pacific
Europe (mostly Central Europe these days plus Antarctica, the
Africa (mostly West-central Africa),
India (the subcontinent plus the vast expanse of the Indian Ocean)
Southeast Asia (which includes Australia)
All of which suggested Havenstone hadn't redrawn the Amazons'
Returning to Beyoncé : initially she had
Bing-bang-boom; I became the Head of a resurrected House Ishara by
Back to my current circumstances:
Oh, why was I Assistant to the Executive Director to the
The Great Khan, my spiritual 'Blood-Brother', was ramping up his
In Japan, my Amazons provided small yet highly effective strike
From the dispatches I was getting back from my family members and
The Black Lotus were running around like rhesus monkeys on crack
Although Love is both fire and shadow, we often forget to take
There were precisely two things, okay, four things, keeping me
The top three reasons -
She had poked my chest. It was a challenge, calling for one of my
Nope. It seemed Ishara was busy at the moment.
Still, she most likely knew SzelAnya had shown a keen interest in
But no bolt of lightning coalesced from my chest to singe her
Her obsidian fingernail began penetrating my shirt, touched my
That would be Contestant Goddess #3. She wasn't actually hanging
I still had that snaggletooth-looking thing at my back. Well who
Do you want me to discorporate this pathetic has-been for you?
Quick check. Only the avatar and I, and her priestess-savant heard
She touched the dagger. Nothing.
Gingerly, she drew it forth. I'd had a makeshift sheath made. As
"Please don't kill him!" Theddy squealed. "We
Being 'who' and 'what' she was, the avatar did what came natural.
She stabbed the dagger at Theddy. I clamped my hand down on her
Yes, my old friend 'except'. Except the avatar was holding the
Itzpapalotl was a living, breathing terror machine who killed and
Sarrat Irkalli hadn't been actively worshipped in 3,000 years.
Uneven contest? Oh yeah.
See, Itzpapalotl had spent the past 500 years continuously
Meanwhile, for the most part, Sarrat Irkalli had sat upon her
Even the bad karma for the dagger's creation wasn't hers. She'd
And now Itzpapalotl was touching it. Whoops. It wasn't as if
Once I'd figured this out, I couldn't stop being me.
"Theddy, do you like girls?"
"What?" she squeaked. Here was this psycho trying to
Itzpapalotl was really starting to struggle now.
"I, ah, are you okay?" she continued.
"Oh, I'm dandy. I'm serious. You think this chick is hot? I
"Timothy?" Sovann.
"Bro?" Timothy to me.
"It's all good. Sovann, you want to know what my life is
"Timothy?" Sovann repeated, this time with more concern.
"El Amado?" the priestess-savant called out softly. The
"Call them off, or I open my other hand," I cautioned
"Esten quietos!" she snapped. They stopped.
"Cáel, bad day, or not. This isn't you. Stop it. The
"I'm being a real asshole, aren't I?" I sighed.
"Pretty much. You never let the bitches get to you before.
"I'm going to put my hand over the blade," I told
She didn't say anything for several seconds, even after my left
"Why should I trust you?" she sizzled.
"Because 'me' letting anything bad happen to you would make
"Why?"
"Hi. I'm Cáel Nyilas. Can I have my knife back?
Blink. She released it. For a millisecond, it wanted to do
"Yes," Theddy gulped.
"Huh?" Sovann shook his head at the sudden evaporation
"What is this movie you were talking about?" Itzpapalotl
"Wait!" Sovann nearly shouted. "You nearly, I don't
"I told you," Timothy put an arm around his shoulder,
"I thought you meant he was fun to party with, or something
"I love you, Sovann," Timothy grew compassionate. "Cáel
Ten seconds passed.
"The title is 'As Above, So Below'," Sovann addressed
Since 'if you are not a worshiper and addressing me, I normally am
"How about we go with 'Obsidian', please?" I pleaded
She knew I was currying favor now; and behaving like a weather
"Obsidian will do for now. Is the Legend of the dagger
"No," I smiled. "It's pillow talk." Rancor,
"Esta mujer fue la primera en ofrecer bienes funerarios tras
"Did you make funerary offering upon his father's passing?"
"Yes. I baked him some walnut and caramel chip cookies,"
"I told you 'that's impressive cocking like I've never seen
"She may remain," Obsidian 'permitted'. Theddy wrapped
"Obsidian is a Master Vampire, Theddy," I leaned in and
Revealing secrets? Ha. I had noticed Theddy had every work done by
"You are not supposed to know, so act like I didn't tell you
'Okay,' she mouthed back at me. I could see it in her eyes. My
Obsidian thought the movie was; hilarious. She couldn't stop
The first kiss was fierce and joyous with the added benefit of her
A dance of the scorpion perhaps? Tender at first, then suddenly
"So, Dot Ishara is hovering around somewhere close, isn't
"Yes," she purred. "Do you mate with her?"
"A man does not brag of such things, but no, unless heavy
"What will she do to you when I steal your seed?"
'When'? Why was I not surprised? Why was I not surprised another
"Chastise me for not fighting harder," I breathed across
"Who I care nothing for," she sent a cruelly playful
"Who I am indebted to and how I honor my debts might matter
"Yes?" I pressed her gently.
"Yes," Obsidian allowed, easing up slightly both
"And Theddy, if you believe I'm with you solely because of
"Oh."
"Am I, or am I not, a sex-obsessed little monkey?" I
Theddy hugged my right arm and put her head against my shoulder.
" Qu un centenar dee hombres se quemaron vivos como el
Whoops. Theddy knew Spanish.
"No lo s . Ten an respiradores en," I replied casually.
"Eep," slipped out of Theddy's lips.
"Why did you do that?" Obsidian looked over us both.
"Well, I was showing a little girl I believed in her,"
"And she shot you?" Theddy gulped.
"No. She hit the target I was standing next to. A co-worker
"But why did you pull the arrow out?" Theddy asked.
"Mosquito," Obsidian menaced, insinuating Theddy was a
"I wasn't thinking rationally at the moment, I work in an
"Copil such as Cáel don't bother with petty human
"More than one girl?" Theddy mused.
"Four."
"Okay," she sighed happily.
"Theddy, three under-age girls and the police office he was
"You are a wonderful guy," Theddy ran a fingernail over
Pain!
"Fuck," I hissed. It wasn't any extra physical trauma
"Cáel", "Cáel", "Bro",
"I need to step outside," I eased Obsidian off me and
The light display had ignited a series of pressing implanted
But there was. A real serious chance to unravel reality existed;
'Holy Shit!'
I blinked. Timothy was shaking me. We were out in the lobby.
"Oh my God, Timothy," I nearly wept. "What am I
"I have no idea what you are talking about. Is there someone
"Theddy," I looked at her. "Can I catch up with you
"I'll hold you to that, Cáel," she murmured when
"Timothy, go home, I got shit to deal with," I hoped my
"I," he started to say something. "Time not to ask
"Yeah."
"Okay."
"Wait." I pulled us to the side and went on to my toes,
"Okay," Timothy patted my arm. It was cryptic. It was
{2:09 pm Sunday, September 7th; Last day}
Where to begin:
Every
"Our Princess grew up around a woman whose keen intellect we
"Yes Ishara?" Saint Marie chose to acknowledge me.
"She's nine."
"Fine. At the age of nine, she earned an honorific, Mametu me
"She was kidnapped along with the Head of House
"After killing nearly half as many enemies as the 35 I have
"I have utter confidence the madness here today, while
"My read on the situation is this:
"Aya of Kururiyahhssi was aware of Kwenhamai and Krasimira's
"She was not aware of Kwenhamai's plan to exit the Host in
"Our Princess has not given me a single order and I am the
"Krasimira, why have you done this?" Saint Marie
"As directed by the Ancestors, the statute of a goddess of a
"I was troubled. Was this a portent the augurs couldn't
Oh shit, the rest of the Council was racking their minds trying to
"I sought out the eldest Amazon alive. They claimed to not
"I had given up on the Amazon Race until an Amazon reminded
"I asked her the name of this Amazon she felt was worthy of
"Last night I requested the presence of a female child
Female child
Since my revival, Amazons were using 'female' child a lot more
"The three of us met alone. The two embraced; birth mother
"I testify that there is only one Amazon alive today who
"I will leave it to the others to contemplate your, bizarre
"Katrina is a cold, heartless snake and I am convinced she is
Was I upset about being insulted? No. The truth hurts and a Man
"I am considering much of what our Princess would like me/us
"Let me see, she wishes a bodyguard of fourteen (2 First
"Should we add Runners directly into the Royal House? She
"Placing our sons into the care of the Royal House? We need
Aya's hand shot up again.
Yes?"
"I would hope the Council, or the Regents, will consider a
"If you feel it holds merit, Aya, tell us," Saint Marie
"The 9 Clans have shown some interest in a children exchange
Translation: Amazon women could breed with men of allied Secret
The Council's quarrelsome behavior was biting them in the ass big
"Cáel Ish, Cáel Wakko Ishara is a very
"I'll be okay," Aya peeped. "He doesn't have sex
"On that we can agree," Saint Marie conceded. "Back
"I have zero desire to add a single Runner to the Security
Buffy began growling, which amused/worried the Houses on either
"The unwelcome blood feud: are both House Heads ignorant of
"The solution the Princess likes is rather novel," Saint
"Yes?" Saint Marie suspended her anger.
"The suggested resolution is not without precedence,"
"I will consider it and render judgement before the Sun sets
I was on the spot. I couldn't let down my fan base of one, Aya.
I felt I gave a decent effort.
"'A ginormous pain in my hemorrhoids?' the basic one."
"'More painful than having my cornea scrapped with a spoon?'
"'Enough to make me want to give Sakuniyas a surprise French
"'Worse than waking up to discover I'm related to Cáel
"'Inspiring me to toss it all away and take up Professional
"Why do we put up with him again?" one House Head
"Because I am worried that one," motioning to Buffy,
"My First, are you acting psychotic around the Council
"Wakko Ishara, it is not an act. I am psychotic," she
"Are you still packing that thermite grenade?"
"No Wakko Ishara. Daphne stole it from me and hid it,"
"I love working with you two," Daphne whispered.
"What is it with you, your unsubtle sexual innuendo and me in
"I find the combination of brilliance and lethality sexy.
"Prestige," Daphne hissed quietly. "Prestige."
"I will go with (B), the cornea scrapping," Saint Marie
"Damn it," I muttered. I also got my foot out of the way
'Best Daddy Ever,' Aya mouthed to me. Back to the main action.
"It is not my place to order the rest of you to elect
"Before the idea is rejected out of hand, I suggest we ask
"I bow to the logic and reason of the proposal," Shawnee
"Rhada Meenakshi?"
"I wish to join my sisters in battle, yet I accept the
"I despair of finding any other compromise," Mahdi
"Buffy Ishara?"
"I was really looking forward to ripping the spines out of
"Hell ya, I agree," I exclaimed. "Now I know there
"I'll work more pain into our limited schedule," Buffy
"Are we sure he is the House Head and she is the Apprentice?"
It was telling of our group dynamic how we accepted the Pyramid of
"If I was House Head, I'd handcuff him to me," Buffy
"What she said," I pointed a thumb Buffy's way. I'd have
"Perhaps the Council can vote on this as their second order
"Cáel Wakko Ishara, can I ask you a personal
"Shoot, wait, probably not the best terminology in this
"Have you faced a House challenge yet?"
"Yes. Just last night in fact. We free-climbed the north-face
"That means he isn't going to answer you," Beyoncé
"Can't you ever take these meetings seriously?" Febe
"La, Febe, in the past few minutes I have watched the person
"The only thing worse than seeing this happen to Aya is
"Like me, she knows she must sacrifice her dreams for the
"Had you chosen a Regency in the fucking weeks you've been
"Instead, you set the stage for dumping all of your
It was not lost on anyone in the chamber I was an Amazon raging
A Note:
I have been remiss in informing my readers of the names of the 53
List of Goddesses:
The First Twenty Houses in no particular order :
1) Ishara, Oaths, Medicine and War (to North America) (died out
2) (Deceased) Anat, Goddess of War, Fury and Blood Sacrifice (died
3) Anahit, water, wisdom and war (to North America)
4) Arinniti, Sun Goddess (to North America)
5) Hanwasuit, Sovereign Goddess
6) Illuyankamunus, Dragon God (to North America) (Special Case)
“It is selfish
My equilibrium decided to cut me some slack and not invoke the
"Don't talk to me right now," she seethed. "I'm
"Perhaps she's pissed about the five extra Illuminati
"Hey now. This meeting is important. Imogen and I
"You consistently maintain particularly low standards,"
"I sent her here for a check-up and that gave Buffy a chance
"Chaz, I am happy we aren't going to miss this one (lunch),"
"Cáel, are you going to tell your fiancé
"Yes. I figured Buffy shooting death rays at me from her eyes
I got no more shit until I reached the garage for my vehicle.
I found myself wondering when Yasmin would finally finish her
Javiera promised me (and Katrina) that she would not-so-subtly
Anyway, everyone assumed I had a good reason for heading to my
I didn't think there were that many people on the entire floor.
Juanita, bless her heart, and Virginia had remained in the S U V
Around the corner on the third floor landing came a number of
"Prince Cáel! You are alive!" spilled out of the
She was fit, curvy and wearing an aqua shirt which exposed her
"Why wouldn't I be alive?" I grinned, like a pirate
"How do total strangers know how unlikely it is that you
"We talked with your roommate. He said you had moved to
9, 10, 11 ; 12 of them looking, 3 with pale blonde hair that
Timothy would have been at work and Odette would have invited the
I imagine twelve hot, English-as-a-Second-Language girls might be
I'd neglected, telling him to move out and go far, far away? Poor
"Actually it was a southern vole immigration incident that
"These poor southern vole, native to the vacationer-friendly
"Despite the UN trying to quarantine any news of this
Mind you, the 'southern' voles are native to, among other places,
"You are an animal rights activist too?" several of the
"Please, don't tell anyone about this," I grew serious.
"E haere koe ki te whai kia nui ai," Pamela snorted. I'd
"Ko toku mahere whanui," I replied. The girls looked
"I'm also trying to revitalize endangered languages and
"You really are a modern-day noble warrior-poet," the
"Nah. I'm just a guy," I shrugged. "Besides, Ba ch
"Sa ch s go bhfuil misneach, t s il agam," she replied
"Jos on jalot on toivoa,", "Ahol van b tors ga, van
"Thank you," I genuflected, paying honor to their
"We have come here to join you," an assertive,
"What exactly do you plan to do with Mr. Nyilas?" Chaz
"We are the (Irish) 'Na conairte soith an S aghdha ar',
Pamela snickered. All of those fancy sounding names were
"You want to be my bodyguards?" I gawked. Lacking lions,
"You do realize I've left piles of dead bodies in my wake,
"Of course," they sounded so chipper. Fuck you Internet
"Can I think about it? I mean, do any of you have any combat
"Some of us have (combat experience I was assuming). We won't
"You do realize Ms. Dubois is going to kill them, don't you
"Ms. Dubois?", "who is that?" and "kill
"Ms. Dubois is my blood-hungry ferret who wears a 'naughty
"Three of us have military training," one of the Finns
By that they meant they had volunteered for military service in
"I'll make you a deal," I offered. Chaz was giving me
"How many of us do you have to beat for us to join with you
"All of you. I will fight you all at once. The mat space is
"You mean all twelve of us against you at the same time?"
"Yes. I am not disrespecting you, any of you. You've shown
Their eyes flickered to Pamela. Chaz was scary without even
"Chaz is a professional military man from a long line of
"The woman behind me is much, much worse. I've met precisely
"Absolutely," he concurred.
"We know who you two are," a Finn spoke up. She had a
"You do?" Pamela played nice. For once, it was
"You are Rhingyll lliw Siarl Yfory," the Irish lass
"And you are Sverkhsekretnykh Shpiona Vsemed Svaya," the
'All-honey' in Russian was Vsemed. Pamela snickered. Oh yeah,
(For those who don't know, in Russian SMERSH loosely means 'Death
"Chaz, since Cáel is, without a doubt, already having
"Why am I here again today?" I lowered my head and
"Are you okay?" a dozen innocent voices cried out.
"We are here to pick up Odette," Wieslawa reminded me.
"Oh yeah, fortune cookies," I mumbled.
"Is 'Fortune Cookie' a nickname for one of your other
"Excuse us," I asserted myself. "I need to get
"What are you doing?" to me and "Hey, is that a
"I'm here to pick up Agent Fortune Cookie then head out to a
"Agent Fortune Cookie," Chaz mused. "She's going to
"And then," Pamela continued.
"She is going to want a gun," I groaned.
Oh goddess! No! Chaz had joined Pamela and my 'group think'.
"No, I have not," Chaz corrected me, about my mental
"I've been coaching him," Pamela faux-consoled me. As my
"Do you have psychic powers?" "Where is your
"Yes, but we can't talk about it," then, "Which
While they mulled that over, I unlocked my door in time to see a
"Oh cool! Do we really have enough time for an orgy?"
I wanted to cry.
(A Family FUNction, minus the 'fun' part)
My fiancé giving me a congenial and
My fuck-buddy/friend Libra giving me a salacious 'you and me are
Brooke had joined the lunch group, sharing a smile and wink with
Hana was a saint for putting up with those two, and me.
Buffy was studying me with the clear desire to put me in a dog
The gathering was rounded out by Mom, Imogen and Deirdre. Thank
I was pleasantly pleased that Hana had reserved two adjacent
Hana was quietly amused. Buffy was volcanic. Thankfully she was
"Chaz, Pamela, explain," Buffy seethed.
"I don't work for you," Pamela playfully bantered back,
"They are part of a clandestine
Odd Happenings.
{8:58 am, Wednesday, Sept. 3rd; 5 Days to go; the Final Salvo; at
I had deposited my Mother in the place I felt was safest for her
I was traveling light with only Wieslawa iva providing me with
So anyway, me, Mom and Wieslawa walked into the ground
Five of my expectant visitors were of the same mold as those who
The last two, were doing an impromptu family reunion. They were
"Aunt Deidre," I tossed out there. "What brings you
It looked like clobbering time! No. Wait. Neither Mom, nor my
"Sibeal."
"Imogen."
"Sibeal, you are looking surprisingly well for a dead woman,"
"Deidre, you are looking surprisingly alive for someone who
"How long have you known about this?" Imogen's eyes
"Not long, a while, more than a day, ah, take your pick,"
"So, what brings you here today and why aren't you waiting
"I'm pregnant," Imogen studied my reaction. Yeah, I had
"Great news," I exhaled. I so wanted to ask 'so, who is
No one stopped me from stepping up and hugging her. Everyone in
"Does Granddad know?" It occurred to me in that second
"I told him over the phone. His reaction was neutral,"
"Whoa, girl? Boy? How are you doing? When are we going to sit
"Come home with me," she suggested.
"No," Mom snapped. "Next time he steps into your
"No, Mom," I countered. "I'm a grown man now and I
"Not only am I still in love with the concept of my personal
"We are counting on you too," Deidre stated. "In
"Why do I feel that has to do with something besides sex?"
"Can we talk to you in private?" Imogen requested. There
"Sure. Let's go upstairs. You can have your people sweep the
"We don't want her in the room," Deidre indicated Mom.
"We are a package deal," I denied her. "Like her,
They consented far too fast. Either I was falling into their
"What's gone wrong?" Mom preempted me. Her sisters
"Father's body is not his own," Imogen told us. I was
"Oh fuck," she said in a small voice. "No serum?"
"Oh shit," I mumbled. "What can I do?"
"Yes," Deidre replied to Mom.
"Let them die," Mom insisted (to me). Less I forget, she
"The Hell you say," I jumped up and stared down at Mom.
"So you will help us?" Deidre moved to the edge of her
"Okay. This is the point where I threaten you into making
"Come back with us to Ireland so we can finish our
"No. That isn't even a believable lie," I scolded her.
"We could pick a neutral location," Deidre suggested.
"How about Havenstone?" They didn't look like that plan
"Wonderful," Mom's sarcasm dripped off every word. "I'm
"That sound pretty horrible, Mom. It is the truth, but it
While those words tumbled out of my mouth, I did a little soul
I created the Mojo-Little Engine that thought it could.
Still, the legacy of Vranus and the hopes of Dot Ishara hadn't
I was halfway there by returning the offspring of Bolu, Vranus'
When the curse of Sarrat Irkalli clashed with the actions of Dot
As an added insult, his grandson then knocked up one of Alal's
That got me to wondering when would be the next time I was going
"Why are you crying?" Mom touched my arm.
"No reason," I lied.
"Why don't we make plans for tonight?" Deidre insinuated
"No can-do," I sniffled. "I've got an orgy with 159
"You don't have to go," Imogen had finished boxing me in
"For the same reason I'm going to take care of our child,
"That's unfair," Deidre empathized by stroking my chest.
"Not so. This is just another day in the life of a new hire
{9:28 am, Wednesday, Sept. 3rd; 5 Days to go}
I trundled my latest 'Assistant-in-Charge of keeping the hopes of
After they left me (with the assurance we'd be getting back
The third call was to Buffy to enlighten her as to both the
"Another one?" Buffy sizzled. "And this one is your
"It is a date then," I stumped her.
"You are going to take your pregnant aunt out on a date?"
"Nope. I'm setting up a date for us. You, me and a quiet
"And if I say 'no'?" She was terribly grumpy.
"Ugh, I guess I'll go bar-crawling with Odette and Timothy,
"And if they say 'no'?" she was slightly less hostile.
"I'll know you threatened their lives, and then you and I
"I don't know. I think I'd like that."
"No. You start threatening the other people I love and you
She realized I was both serious and angry. She had stepped out of
"Is the meeting still on for the night?" she evaded my
"Yes. Will you be there?"
"Of course," she grumped.
"Buffy, don't bother showing up if you can't separate 'us' as
"Making me miserable in the first relationship doesn't help
"But I am sick and tired of people not taking my desire to be
"Don't be such an asshole!" she snapped.
"Screw you!" I fired back. "I made a fucking effort
"I'm under a ton of stress here too," she snarled. "I
"Do you want to quit? No longer by my 'apprentice'? Go back
"Really?" she whispered.
"Of course the fuck not!" I shouted. "I didn't pick
"I'm just asking you to stop being a whiny, over-sensitive
"I'm going to kick your ass," she seethed.
"Nice to know. We on for Monday night?"
Pause.
"Yes," and she hung up. Two seconds later my phone rang
"So," Addison turned my way, "are you praying for
"Hardy-har-har," I griped.
"Now that your personal drama is temporarily derailed, we
"Cool beans. Why do I have a sinking impression it is not a
"That is what we want you to find out," Addison took
"He claims to be the Earthly manifestation of the Supreme
"I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop," I exhaled.
"He also claims that Japan is in the midst of an epic
"In fact I quote: 'Alone among the nations of the Earth, only
"I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this guy is
"Correct."
"None of the Secret Societies would do something so public.
"This guy is pretty nutty," Mehmet confirmed. "He
Clearly this man was insane. Unfortunately, insane didn't make
"Ah Hell," I muttered.
Mehmet and Addison perked up; after all, figuring out the bizarre
"He probably is insane, and I can't blame him," I
"I have a feeling this is 'not good'," Addison murmured.
"The Five Sacred Spirit Sisters are most likely the five
"Technically, the Weave IS the Supreme Being. It's largely
"That would include the Gong Tau sorcerers and the ninjas use
"How do we get them to stop?" Captain Delil
Loving your enemy is easy. You know precisely where the two of
Just in case anyone cares, I do not hate China or the Chinese
I usually paint all governments to be entities capable of great
(Right where we left off)
"Aya," I spoke to her when she'd finished up by giving
"Okay," she popped up. She turned fearlessly to face her
"I had them all swear an oath to Ishara to not kill, harm, or
"Is Dot with us right now?" she gave me a bone-tired
'I'll be by her side', Dot whispered to me. She rose forth from
Four of them died in the process of trying to kill her, when
Twenty-eight nerve wracking minutes later.
"All done," she gave me an exhausted yet triumphant
"Zhen, buckle your brother into a chair and hurry back. I'll
Remember, I had only the use of my left hand. My right had to stay
"Buckle-up after you've gotten Duan Mu secured, Aya. That's
"I know that. I was trying to keep them irritated so they
Finally, it was down to me and Zhen.
"Do you think we will succeed, Cáel Wakko Ishara?"
"I'm giving it my best shot."
"The little girl was right," Zhen groaned. "She
"Why do you think I would lie to you now that we are alone?"
"I, will you give me your Oath, in your Goddess's name?"
"Nope. My Goddess has pretty much been exhausted by your boys
"What?"
"Show me your tits and I'll promise to do my best."
"What? You want to see me naked?" she grew indignant.
"Listen, I've never flown a commercial jet before and neither
"Do you really think we are all about to die?" she
"I'm doing my best, but, yes, I believe we are," I
'You are despicable,' Ishara chortled. 'I promise you, plant your
"Very well, hold onto the controls," she said as she
"Can I look yet?" I hesitantly questioned. Sure, we were
"No." A few seconds passed.
"Now?"
"No." Oh, her top was just cresting her highly aroused
"Okay."
"No, wait," I begged. "Let me make sure everything
"Aren't you done yet," she grumbled. "We are about
"Oh, sorry," I turned away. She rolled her top down
"Perfect," I whispered. She caught it.
"What did you say? Is something wrong?" she worried,
"I said 'perfect'. I knew it, your body is perfect," I
"Oh, "
"Now I have something to live for," I declared.
"I will never let you see me naked again. This was a one-time
"That's two things I have to live for then," I
"Bringing us in alive and seeing me naked once more?"
"I was going to say 'seeing you naked again' and 'living',
"Ah, you are right, that I am right." Pause. "Good
"On seeing you naked again, or surviving our landing."
"Let's start out by landing the plane.
"And then, Duan Zhen?"
"We will see, Cáel Ishara."
{9 pm, Tuesday, August 16th; 23 Days to go}
{aka 2 am Wednesday, Aug. 17th; 22 Days to go (Havenstone time)}
(The following is in Mandarin until I note otherwise)
"What are you doing?" I struggled to keep the panic from
"Killing all these alarms," Zhen responded. She was
"My, right rudder, its barely responding," I grunted.
Landing from the southern end of the runway would put the cyclone
"On it, I'm good," she confirmed that her co-pilot's
Goddess Dot Ishara was communicating with Goddess SzélAnya
'Are you thinking about me, Wakko?' she whispered into my mind. I
One of her earliest gifts to me was to make my mind inviolate to
'Yes,' I thought back. 'I'm worried you are expending too much
'Opposed to leaving you alone with SzélAnya?
'If you aren't careful? Don't I get a say in all of this?'
'No. Trust me, she's clingy and you are more active than a whole
"Flaps!" Zhen yelled at me. "Check your flaps. Mine
"On it," I replied. I'd 'zoned out', so she'd screamed
"What do I set them, Oh Shit!" I realized I'd forgotten
"What?" Zhen shot me a furious look.
"Fuel! We've got to start dumping the fuel!" I screamed.
"Why?"
"Fireball, Zhen. If we hit hard, this bitch will barbeque
"The Airbus 350 has plenty of, safeguards,"
"You mean like all the other ones that have failed us in the
"Opening main tanks #1 and #2," she grumbled. "If
"Won't happen," I feebly jested. "The Storm Goddess
"Does she love my brother and I?"
"Nah. She wants you and everyone else on this plane dead, but
"Flaps," she reminded me. "Why would she care about
"Having no other useful skills, I am a truly remarkable
Zhen spared me a blistering look.
"You have seized this aircraft from my brother, me and forty
"Oh no? You should see a 'real' Amazon in action," I
"Too much," she snapped. "If we drop below 400
I was adjusting the flaps appropriately as we began our final roll
"Thank you, SzélAnya," I
"What?" Zhen worried. Fucking up now would be the end of
'Your gratitude is overdue, Cáel,' SzélAnya
"I thought you said she loves you."
"Umm, did I forget to mention I told her I was going out for
"That makes no sense," Zhen glared at me briefly. I was
"We are three kilometers out," I advised her.
"Flaps, spoilers," I went over my limited
"Landing gear," Zhen responded. She had to throttle up a
'You are being blown too far to the east,' SzélAnya
"What are you doing?" Zhen was starting to sweat.
"Responding to divine intervention."
"I, I see it!" Zhen's panic turned to exultation as she
Too disasters hit us simultaneously.
"The left landing gear is not fully deployed," Zhen
"We are coming in too fast anyway," I dryly noted. The
The Airbus came down too hard, too fast and our left landing gear
Sadly we went off into the lagoon between the western side and the
"Go!" I screamed at Zhen.
She snatched up her Jian that she had used to pin the undead
(English) "Cáel, I think we are sinking," she
I swept up Aya so fast it took me a second to realize she was
I turned to see Zhen struggling with her brother. Her look said it
"Get as far as you can," I shouted to her over the
Her face expressed how little faith she put in my promise. Zhen
"He'll come back for you," Aya tried to assure Zhen
"Aya, take a deep breath then expel it," I advised. The
Somehow in the madness, I pointed myself in the right direction.
'Go to the north end of the island,' Ishara told me. There is a
'I can't not try,' I replied. 'Can you help Aya?' I gave one last
I bent my knees in the same way they instruct you when you go
My left foot slapped down on a hard, smooth, granular surface, the
"Aya!" I beseeched my companion.
"That was fun," she yelled back over the hurricane force
The next wave was unfriendly. The one behind that one appeared to
A few more steps then we plunged back sideways into the monster
"What did you say?" I shook Aya as we surfaced once
"Next year, much later next year," she grinned up at me.
"Aya, do you think you can,"
"Yes. Go find them. You gave her your word," she hugged
"Stay on the runway, head north, Dot says there is a building
"Do you promise you won't let me die today?" she shouted
"I swear to you, I will not let you die today," I yelled
"Then go and hurry," she hugged me as I cut her loose.
I turned to the south and the blinding winds and terrible surf. I
The edge of the runway had a U-shaped seawall which created a peak
"My Sister wished to know if you speak Mandarin,"
"Hi, I'm Cáel," I greeted him. "Who are you
"I asked you a question," he repeated.
"No, I don't speak Mandarin," I lied so well it came
"Yet you know the secretive language of the Earth and
"Yes, I do. I have a thing for dead languages.
No punishment was immediately meted out, so I suspected no one
"You are going to die, Mr. Nyilas. That is a given," J B
"We both know you have done enough damage to our cause to be
"Cáel, these people are mentally challenged," she
"I know, I know," I smiled down at Aya. "Still,
In short order, a third man had hold of me by the jaw with one
"She may be a small person, Mr. Nyilas, but she can still die
"I love you, Aya," I told her softly.
"I love you too, Fehér mén"
Neither one of us could stop this. Aya certainly didn't expect me
"First, I wish to know what alerted you to the attack at the
"We know you were responsible. We want to know what
"Do it." The Order came in Mandarin.
The guard cut the top part of the digit off, one knuckle. I looked
"Do I need to repeat the question for you?" he said.
"No, I caught it the first time," I grimaced. "It
"Revive her." The blowtorch guy, clearly not his first
"Cáel," she whimpered. "I have found my
"Shall we try this again?" J B remained coolly polite,
"Nah," I joked, "we are both pretty good over
"Again." The Mandarin order came. Off went another digit
"He's going to kill all of you," Aya snickered while she
"Mu, what is the little girl saying?" she asked Jian
"She is stating her belief that Cáel will somehow kill
"Let us see what her tune is when they start in on her left
That implied they'd cut off her right thumb and fingers, digit by
"Cáel, do you think I will have a nice horse to ride
"Not a clue," I began before Mu had the face-hugging
"What color would you like me to pick up and have waiting for
"Again."
"This is accomplishing nothing," the senior bald Mo Fo
"There is nothing to indicate that," Mu bristled.
"Xià sh, burn the tip of his left
It didn't take the commandoes long to figure I had stopped caring.
"See, normal techniques will not be affective. We will do it,
The guy I was rolling behind realized what I was doing (going for
The first three rounds hit Mr. Blowtorch in his right thigh,
I was born to the ground and the guy whose gun I'd borrowed pulled
"He feels very cold," protested one of the two guards,
"If your incompetence has led to his terminal condition,"
I found myself stared into her pitiless eyes that regarded me with
"What are you babbling about?" she snapped at the two
"Zhen, have him sedated," Chief Necromancer demanded.
They didn't have the time and facilities to tend to their
"What are you smiling at?" I heard Zhen snapping before
"Lady, I don't know what you said," Aya declared
"Cáel isn't going to like you doing that," Aya
"Aya's a winner," I mumbled. I wasn't in control of my
Dreaming
I looked at her face, so youthful, beautiful in her own way, yet
Her iron helmet was open-faced with mobile plates covering her
Similarly attired women rode close to either side of this young
The woman to the right fought with a strange blade. It wasn't
Behind and beside those three rode perhaps three hundred of their
In the center, identified only by her long golden-mane helm, was
Let the barbarians have the all too common deep booming horns
The Hun, Attila, had tasked the Sarmatian Chieftain, under whose
First the Amazons had ridden forth on Attila's right, reinforcing
The Roman auxiliary cavalry, though of poor quality, had plugged
Despite the cowardice of their king, the Alans were hardy fighters
That bit of common sense and tactical wisdom placed them in their
Miraculously, they had gained a toehold on the ridgeline and
As the Host exited the Hunnic laager, they'd seen the calamity
In the din of battle, it may have looked to the Great Warlord that
At that point, headlong flight for the Amazons wasn't possible.
No, the Golden Mare, and that young lady knew they had to do
The Sarmatians (with their attached Amazons) were to 'somehow'
King Sangiban had finally discovered his manhood. The Alans
She drew her sword and held it aloft then motioned the Sarmatians
"We will hold them off until the length of our swords double
The Alans had numbers but no heavy horse present, yet. The Host
That was where my vision came in; that woman was 'Ishara', the
Even though they were outnumber 2 to 1, the Amazons swept aside
For the roughly 300 lightly armored horse-archers, it would be a
By simply existing, they turned the rushing wave of that first
Killing an archer closer to you who only had two arrows left
Their success earned them the inevitable enemy reaction. From his
Pro forma, when the larger Roman force advanced downslope, the
The Roman commander sounded the 'full advance' and obediently, his
By that time, they were on the flat, somewhat muddy floodplain and
When the Romans had cut
Professional, conscript, or volunteer, they all have run away
A Note on terminology and the metaphor of Cael's World
The terms Weave of Fate and 'Weave ' are interchangeable. Weave
The Legend is what happens when the present is pulled back through
The Endless Black Sands is the final resting place for
If you wonder how that was a balancing, consider this:
The only people Alal cares for (in his own brutal fashion) are
Fate sent Ajax.
With Ajax available to test Cáel, how could Alal resist the
The Veil is a function of the Weave that protects sentient
Oblivion is what awaits Reality if the Weave ever fails beyond its
End Note
(Two days ago, with thirty days left)
"That was fantastic, Lady Yum-Yum," I sighed.
"What did you just call me?" she panted softly. We were
She was sweaty and short of breath. She still had her wits about
"Lady Yum-Yum," I mumbled as I kissed the back of her
"When writing your memoirs, please remember to me refer to me
"Only if this helps persuade you to give me a repeat
"I'll consider,," she purred, then paused to catch her
"Nope," I grunted as I withdrew.
She had teased me with anal sex hints repeatedly, yet never
We waged a war that was based on intakes of breath, the shimmying
Straight, face-to-face fucking. The Lady's pulsar gaze trapped my
"Mmm, you are a bad, bad boy," she lapsed into her
I tendered her a tribute worthy of my first love, Dr. Kimberly
"Oh!" and several heartbeats later, "Cáel!"
Two thoughts collided within me:
A) I had never seen a more controlled orgasmic explosion in my
B) Goddess? I thought she was Anglican. This needed further study.
"You are treating me like a fleshy vibrator," I pointed
"But you are a very finely-trained, fleshy vibrator, you
I didn't smile when it was confirmed that I wasn't carrying her
"Cheeky bastard," she whispered in my ear. "You are
"Damn right," I did gloat as I let her slide down to her
"If you were trying to get me to say, 'I'll get you next
"Cáel, why didn't you use a condom," she mused.
"You aren't on Birth Control?" I panicked. She laughed
"No. I've never been a fan of hormones replacement. I like
"No," I gulped.
"Don't' be so worried," she laughed. "We had
"You are asking a man who has five children on the way,
"Oh, I'll update my files and make an appointment to seen a
I had updated my condom supply despite the forbiddance Dot Ishara,
Yum-Yum had ripped off my shirt (a little kinky) and boxers (a
How Lady Yum-Yum and I ended up in bed
The Secret Societies' long awaited war had begun in Africa and in
Those actions convinced the Booth-gan (aka the Thuggee, but we no
In Asia, the Seven Pillars had made only minimal progress. We now
Against the Khanate, that had been a dismal failure. In Nippon,
In China, the Black Lotus exhibited the same resilience and
Those factors meant a reprieve for India. As the 7 Pillars began
In Africa, the Condotteiri had squandered precious hours
Two factors inspired a deep Amazon-Coil bond. They were both
Long term, allying with the African Amazons was a good investment
They had been handed a golden opportunity to deal with this enemy
The Condotteiri wiped out an Amazon freehold in Cameroon and a few
The scene was ripe for a secret conflict as well as public
Handing over covert intelligence to other governmental agencies in
They wanted names and faces. They wanted addresses, phone taps and
Selena did offer to kidnap some family members to get the message
That was a nearly impossible task, which on this taskforce meant
Twenty-four hours later Azerbaijan, Turkey, Tajikistan, Armenia
The third, Tajikistan was different and the shakiest addition. The
The announced status of Armenia and Georgia was quite a bit
So, the first three entries made sense, strong geographic, ethnic
The Caucasus Mountains were the backyard of the Hashashin. They
Temujin made it clear to this group that he was making a deal
They wouldn't have to deal with Muslim Khanate officials. They
Publically the future of those three political and ethnic entities
1) I was that madman who had led the charge in Romania, clearly a
2) The Great Khan thought the world of me and in this nascent New
3) There would be a change of leadership by about 2040. Children
That would establish the three 'cadet' branches of House Ishara
1. Moisari, in Georgia.
2. Agegnajig, in Armenia.
3. Ram- alsham, in Kurdistan.
This fiction made the key named entities happy. The combination of
By tidying up the world map, we'd brought our governmental chiefs
This wasn't 'bargaining with te
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Thus,
"I suggest we all get some sleep," Addison declared as she stood up and stretched.
Odette
Chaz,
Pamela
"Deadman switch," one of my aunts stated. "I want to talk with Cáel." The voice had a stressed tenor to it.
"Back outside," Pamela simmered.
"No."
"Chaz, what is going on?" I asked him. He hadn't moved and wasn't letting me wiggle around to see.
"Explosive vest," he responded coolly. That's right. Chaz was shielding Odette and me with his body.
That
"We seem to be at an impasse," Pamela edged further away.
She
"Let me talk to him," my aunt insisted. This made no sense.
"Chaz, let me deal with this," I told my bodyguard.
"Are you sure?" he questioned.
"Not
Odette
"Cáel,
"Yeah, which one are, Mom?"
{9:10 pm, Tuesday, September 2nd; 6 Days to go}
"Yes, I'm Sibeal. Are you my son?"
"Do
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