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Sherri and I had been going together for just over
Living in the Midwest, mid-February storms weren't
On the 14th, I went into my office as planned and by
The reports weren't wrong, the storm rolled in
The trip to Sherri's, which normally would take about
Two trips up the stairs to her third-floor apartment
Following her lead, I got out of my work clothes and
"So, the ride sucked huh?" she started.
"It was brutal. The roads were awful, and
"Well, at least you made it here safely."
Before long, the bottle of wine was empty, and we
Sherri must have noticed because she broke the
"So, what are you proposing?" I asked with
"Lift up" she ordered as she grabbed the
"Fuck" she moaned. "That feels good."
She sat with my cock buried inside her, rocking
"I love your hands on my tits."
"No bra? No shirt? Seems like someone was
"Nope" she said breathily. "I was just
"Either way, I like your choices." I loved
The couch was creaking under us as Sherri bounced up
"Oh, fuck, yes! I'm gonna fucking come."
"Babe, your pussy feels so good."
"Yes! Fill me up. Let me feel you!"
Shot after shot of cum filled her pussy as she
"Uh" she groaned. "That's the downside
She half-walked, half-waddled to the bathroom where
She gave a quick twirl to show me her ass cheeks
We spent the next hour working together to make our
"Fuck" she said. "Power is out."
I looked into the kitchen from the table and could
"Well, this could suck." I said. "What
"Actually, we're not in bad shape." She
I did as I was told, and when I went back to the
"Where did you learn that?" I asked.
"Just one of my many little tricks, babe."
A few minutes later, we were sitting at the table,
"I have strawberry shortcake for dessert, but we
"I'm good waiting a bit" I replied. "Let's
We moved back to the couch and gave each other the
"I'll be honest" she started. "I need
"I'm cool with that." I replied. "We
"Oh! Wait here!" Sherri exclaimed. "I
She grabbed the flashlight from the kitchen and went
"We're playing cards? Cool."
"Nope" she replied. "I got these at a
She fanned out the cards on the cushion between us
"Damn" I said. "This is starting off
"You have to answer first, baby. Those are the
"I mean, if I have to pick one? I'd probably go
"Interesting. Care to share what you would
"Those, my dear, aren't the rules! It asked,
"Fine. I would say romantic. I'm not against
I thought for a moment, deciding on answer that was
"Um. I wouldn't be against that, what about the
"Definitely. Turnabout is fair play, right? Do
"Not really. Maybe just something like a big
"Works for me, especially with this storm
"Fuck me." Sherri uttered and took a sip of
"Uh oh. That's not a promising start."
"See, I haven't really shared much about my
I could hear the hesitancy in her voice and was
"Nope. I'm not really embarrassed, just wasn't
"My answer is also 'yes'. Follow-up question,
Sherri paused and took a breath, "Weed,
"My list is shorter." I jumped in to put
"I'm actually surprised by that. You don't seem
"Yeah, I'm offended I don't seem like someone
"Ah. The infamous power of the pussy corrupting
I pondered the question, going through a variety of
"I don't know. Is that a 'position' or a type of
"If it's not a position, then I'd go with facing
"Honestly? Reverse cowgirl. It doesn't feel as
I was first introduced to "What I Say Day" when my
"Wanna bet?" she asked.
"Sure" I replied. "What are we betting?"
"Whoever is right gets a 'What I Say Day' from the other
Confused, I asked, "What is a 'What I Say Day?'"
"Oh. It's something my family used to do to get out of chores
Confident I was correct on the dates, I reached across the table
A few weeks later, we were in my car, driving to visit Sherri's
Yeah, the wedding had been in mid-August.
Over the years, we brought back the "What I Say Day" bet
But that loss was offset by my best win, that came thanks to the
Sherri and I happened to be out one night and Tia Carrere was
"She wasn't ever a Bond girl" I replied.
"Yes she was" insisted Sherri, "she was a villain.
Knowing I had her, I simply extended my hand and said, "What
"You're thinking of 'True Lies'" I started, "It's
Some time passed and occasionally the bet would come up in
The drive up took about 3 hours and by the time we got there, it
We parked in front of a two-story shingled chalet that the map
By the kitchen was a set of open stairs that went to a loft
We walked back downstairs and opened up the sliding doors to see
Sherri was ultra-organized and asked if she could have 15 minutes
I called for a shuttle to pick us up and a few minutes later, we
The pub was a quaint little place with good food and great drinks.
We got back to the chalet and climbed the stairs to the bedroom
A few minutes later, the bathroom door opened and Sherri stepped
Sherri wasn't an athlete or even a big sports fan, but she looked
As she straddled me on the bed, I couldn't help but reach up and
"So, I guess you like my outfit?"
"Babe" I replied, "You look incredible."
With Sherri, there was always a perfect point of alcohol
Sherri was rotating her hips on me, grinding her crotch against my
I reached around and grabbed her ass, forcing her down against my
"Oh fuck," she moaned, "I think I can come this
"Uh, uh, uh, I'm so close." She was moaning now. "Grab
I switched my hands back to her tits. "Please, .oh, my, .I'm
After a few minutes, Sherri began to stir on top of me again.
Sherri rolled off of me and peeled off her top and panties
I slid between them and lined my erect cock up with her spread
Sherri began moaning again, "Hmm, babe. You feel good. Go
"Fuck me, babe. Fuck that pussy." I could feel the
"Jay, .I need to move my legs." In my excitement, I
"Wow" she said. "That was awesome." Sherri was
The next morning, we slept in thanks to the blinds working the way
I crawled back into bed and Sherri started stirring a bit. Her
"Hmm, Jay, stop it. I'm still exhausted from last night and
"Uh. I'll be right back." Sherri rolled out of bed and
"Stop there for a second" I said.
She listened and looked at me with a curious look on her face.
With a smirk emerging on my face I said, "I'm calling in my
"What are you talking about?"
"Tia Carrere. True Lies. Not a Bond Girl. You owe me one day
Sherri knew the bet and the rules so she slumped a bit and said,
"Nope." I replied, "As a matter of fact, we will
"What is that?"
"You have to stay naked all day."
"What?"
"My day, my rules. No clothes for you all day." The look
"What about food? You want me to go to the restaurant naked?"
"Nope. We can eat in here today. We'll do the restaurant
Knowing she was beat, Sherri reluctantly gave in. "Fine. I'll
"Absolutely!" I said as she started walking toward the
As Sherri's eyes adjusted to the streaming light, she screamed,
"That's the idea. There's a good chance some of our neighbors
"Holy shit. I can't believe you are turned on by me showing
"Babe" I said, "It's not like you're going to be
I peeled back the covers showing my erect cock. I started to
"I think that's enough debate for now. It's my day, so why
"You really are a sick fuck, you know that?" she said
As I looked down at Sherri's head bobbing up and down, with her
"Well, now I definitely have to go shower. If I have to be
While Sherri went to shower, I threw on my shorts and t-shirt and
I went back to the kitchen and opened up the container of muffins
Sherri came over to the kitchen, grabbed her muffin
"So, I'm just supposed to sit around naked all
"Sorry, babe, that was the bet."
"But you get to wear clothes? That doesn't seem
I shrugged a bit, wondering if she was right, but
He rummaged in his discarded trousers and pulled out a
Gabrielle could hardly speak for pouting. She opened the
I flushed too. Squirming inside at the thought of my secrets
Bill mumbled the same sentiments to Gabrielle, who I am
Perhaps she found something then because she went quiet. Her
I had nothing to fear, I'd only ever expressed adoration for
"I'd rather you didn't, Miss."
She tutted, reached up her, my!, dress, and wriggled her
Bill cleared his throat, shook the knickers out, then neatly
Gabrielle snorted. "I will read for you, then, to get
She explained how she'd need to wrap plaster-soaked strips
Gabrielle picked up my diary and read the section about,
But it certainly had an effect. My words bounced him almost
He wasn't as bustingly hard as the dildo they made, but it
"It is to protect your sensitive skin. I work quickly,
Gabrielle knelt before him again, this time reaching under
"It's fine," he said.
She cast a gaze up at him and dimpled a smile. "You
He didn't answer. I think he'd closed his eyes.
She wrapped him from base to tip, and he started sagging.
"Perhaps you might read again for me, Miss
She growled, perhaps thinking the same. "No, I cannot
Bill opened my notebook and, as if by magic, nudged rigid
Gabrielle whistled. "That worked. Which bit are you
Bill took a breath, as if computing whether it was Okay to
Gabrielle laughed throatily, "You really like eating her,
"Very much."
She wrapped another band around his erection, smoothed it.
"I liked that Lady Bathsheba liked it."
"I think for a fact you liked it too. You came many
Bill didn't answer.
"Read me a bit, monsieur. From the three-of-us part.
Bill flipped pages and read about our first three-way
He stopped reading after I'd described our orgasms, and she
"You have a world-class tongue, Bill." She spoke
"You know what happened."
"Read it to me."
I didn't like how rigid he looked now. It seemed he was
But no. He softened.
Gabrielle cursed. "No, no, no. Don't go limp now, what
"I'm sorry. It just feels wrong. Even just talking
"Fucker! You know you are lucky, being here now with
"You are exquisite Miss Gabrielle, that's not the
"Don't patronize me."
"I do. desire you. How could I not? After all we've done
"So, prove it! Prove it in stiff flesh for me."
"It's not so simple, Miss. My fear of hurting Lady
"My God. You are desperately in love with her, aren't
Bill didn't say a word. He cleared his throat, then cleared
Gabrielle finished her wrap and smoothed it all over one
She took the book off him and sat in an armchair to read my
After a few minutes, she gently took the mold off him, and I
"No darling, wait! One more for luck." Gabrielle
"So why;” Bill sighed hard. "Why bother with the
Gabrielle pouted a shrug. "It is sexy." She shook
She put the canister on the floor, stirring the sludge
Bill dropped onto his hands, and lowered himself into the
Gabrielle squeaked. "Bon! Do not move! I read for you!
My cheekster friend of course had it all mapped out. Bill's
Chuckling, and kicking excitedly, she picked up my diary.
"Miss Gabrielle, two minutes has passed, I; "
"Shush!" Gabrielle got to the part where she and I
She was still crimson and sliding my diary around her cunt,
"Thank you Miss Gabrielle," he said, shoveling his
"Can't you see how I drip for you?" Gabrielle
"It won't go to waste." He put out his hand for my
"Fuck me, Bill." Gabrielle tossed my diary, pulled
"No, Miss." He collected my notebook and left the
She made a sharp squealing kind of growl and flapped her
Gabrielle swore and clamped her thighs over her hands, then
"So, you lucky bitch. I guess you'll get the joy of
Diary I only got this video after I'd slotted the pages
And, shit, he loves me.
I think we might have said this to each other, or I probably
And I'd blown it, throwing my supposed sexual freedom in his
But maybe that was a good thing. We could not be together,
Diary, the dawn is rising. I'll go to him now.
So as I walked across the dewy grass in naught but my
But the morning sun was spilling gold all over the place,
I'd intended to use the front door for once, like a
"Morning, Madam," he said.
He seemed happy. Had he not read the diary yet? That was
I didn't say a word, just gazed at my gorgeous man and sucked
He made a ragged, growling sigh. "Careful, Madam. I'll
I rolled my eyes at him, as if to say, "Isn't that the
"Madam," he blurted. I drew harder on him. He
"Hmm!" I said. "Hmm!"
He shoved up at my face and shot his hot, salty-sweet love
So I let him go, kissed his happy cock goodbye, then each
He stroked my legs. "I thought you'd be exhausted after
"It's Okay," he said, his gaze lost in my sex.
I crouched on his mouth and shut him up.
Bash. He called me Bash.
I came too quickly. I came too quickly and so hard I
I wanted it all to last much longer.
I flopped off his face onto his chest and shuddered in his
"I love you," he said. "Marry; "
"Stop."
"No." He turned us over, lying above me. He rocked
"Marry me," he said.
I couldn't do it. I couldn't say no. But I couldn't say yes
But Bill slid deeper still. He'd made his decision. He
Fuck it all.
"Yes." I pulled him in. "Yes!"
Dear Diary, do you know what a story arc is?
It means the path a story takes from beginning to end;
And Bill and I started this part of our story in actual
We were hiding from my father, who'd told the world's press
Remember, Bill and I had agreed to marry, even though that
Was it better that Bill pretended he was fucking me, or did
And still Gabrielle stared. A smile spread across her lips.
I filled my void with my own sad fingers, clamped my mouth
Bill ploughed on, grunting with each deep dig as Gabrielle
I wanted him to come in her, to fill her like this morning,
Enough.
I found myself standing beside them, one hand on Gabrielle's
They were so lost in each other they didn't seem to care I'd
Bill took my hand. "I'm coming, Madam."
Had he gone mad? Was he my torturer now, too? I wriggled my
"B-but Madam." He looked like he might weep.
"Bill, please."
He slid out, and staggered back, clasping his cock like an
"Oh Oui!" Gabrielle flipped round and dropped to
"No, Bill!"
Bill twitched a few times as if in pain. Then took a deep
Gabrielle cursed and lunged at his cock, but I yanked her
Only then did Bill seem to notice my wet cheeks. He reached
"I thought this is what you wanted?" He reached
"Why would you ever think that?"
Bill blinked at Gabrielle, expecting her to answer, I
Bill picked up another towel. "Gabrielle said you
My body was on autopilot while my head spun somersaults. I
"I never said I wanted to watch you fuck." I
"And yet, here you are? Peeping?" Gabrielle tilted
"Well, yes. This time," I said. "I caught
Bill's rubbing faltered. "You weren't watching
Gabrielle shrugged coquettishly. "Oops."
His hands wrapped around my front and fluffed at my tits. "I
"I know, Bill." I nestled my ass against his cock.
She dropped to her knees, I thought to get a better view of
"And when you lied to me just now?" He spoke
Not a breeze. Gabrielle's sigh as she knelt at our feet.
"Umm!" He flustered, then calmed. "Hmm;”
She stepped away. He swallowed, then chuckled and kissed
"Merde. See! Look at you! How wet you are for him. And
Bill's cock nudged at my bottom. He pulled back, probed his
I melted. My cunny actually clasped with salivating longing.
"I don't care." His fingertips brushed my clit
"Fuck-sake." Gabrielle sent her hands between
I was so wet, his cock slid effortlessly under my ass,
"Please, Madam." He angled his lunges, trying to
"No, Bill." I moved away, still enjoying his hot
Gabrielle peered as his end protruded a good fist's length
"You." I snapped. "Be my cunt."
She immediately opened her mouth over his end as it poked
Bill's hips shook.
I whimpered as he worked my clit with a gorgeously indirect
We swore; all of us I think; and Bill's torso stiffened
It occurred to me dizzily to push her away before she was
I grasped Gabrielle's shoulders. She strained to keep her
"Oh oui," Gabrielle said hollowly, her tongue shockingly
Bill lowered me back to the ground, and I stamped my foot.
Gabrielle shone huge eyes up at me, smirking as she made a
What was she playing at? "I told you, his; "
She pressed her messy lips to mine, then her tongue. Just as
Gabrielle sighed, eking out her kiss, cupping my cheeks and
I swallowed our salty kiss, and my lover's essence slid down
Well, our clits anyway, sliding along mine to nudge his end
With my back pressed to Bill's front, it was easy to imagine
Diary, it had been the best and worst of days, but now that
Bill's relentless rod on our pussies was like a baton
Bill stood beside us, clearly still enjoying our kissing,
I can never get enough of Gabrielle's kiss (sorry Bill).
We all but twerked on his deft fingers, sniggering into our
She curled a leg around his waist and her pussy nudged at
Rain rattled the glass above us and flares of sunlight cast
If I was light as a beach ball to Bill, my petite friend
So she joined me at Bill's cock, upside down, her legs a
She supped on my man, as comfortable as if she was reclined
Yesterday's Bathsheba, even the Bathsheba of an hour ago,
I hopped up to share Bill's ice cream. He held her writhing
Bill's tongue grew uncoordinated and I sensed that when
Gabrielle, our Ferrari, naturally took this as a sign to
Bill swore, relieved I think, as I persuaded Gabrielle to
"Oh baby, sorry;” She wriggled, slapping Bill's thighs
Then a hungry electric eel attacked my cunt. Gabrielle, with
Above me, kneeling astride my head and poised at Gabrielle's
I dug my fingers into his ass, dragged him closer to us, but
He plunged and she cried out. I lapped his balls and her
When he dug deep and pulled her hips to him fast as fist, I
I quickly stuffed him back inside her to distract her from
I controlled his meat, where it went and how deep and how
Meanwhile Gabrielle became the joggling, licking tip of
Gabrielle's squeals grew insane, like a chipmunk smothered
"Oui!"
He exploded deep into Gabrielle, ripping through her, out of
When I opened them again I was licking Bill's cum from
He withdrew and I took him in, sucking the last of his
"Why won't you fuck me? Am I so hideous?"
"You're the most beautiful flower I've ever seen,
"Lick me, then."
He stroked my thigh through my skirt, from hip to knee. I
"No," he said to his hand.
"Why not?"
He growled and flopped onto his back. "Because in this
I hopped to my feet. "Eat me till you come then, like
He scowled up my skirt, and pressed his lips tight.
Diary, forgive me, because I know it's not what he wanted,
It felt very wrong, but I was in a very wrong mood. And
Bill wrapped an arm around me, stood, wandered over to the
He could stop me if he wanted, so I went ahead and wiped my
So much for the ultimate oral.
Then, dear Diary, fate stepped in to save us. Or rather
"Bonjour! I thought I was early but you have started
"Hmm!" Bill contorted under me.
"Oh stop!" I bore down harder and grabbed his
Gabrielle stooped, kissed both my cheeks, then regarded our
"Um." I think that was an actual pussy-smothered
"This is Gabrielle, Bill. Remember? She taught me all I
Gabrielle laughed brightly. "All that is worth knowing
Bill's nasal sigh warmed my cunt. Sat on his head, I could
I caught my breath, and bit my lip.
Gabrielle stepped back and regarded us. I felt like I saw us
"Merde. So discrete, yet so explicit." She
Bill sucked on my clit. I gripped my knees and tried to hold
Gabrielle paused by Bill's trousers, struggling with his
She finished her voyeuristic tour and, after a long kiss to
It had been months since I last ate a woman. I didn't
In my muslin cave, steeped in Gabrielle's Chanel and musk,
Gabrielle's thighs wobbled and she gasped. I think it was as
I moaned into her cunt. Bill moaned into mine. Gabrielle
I snorted, she always sounds like a child on a swing when
I tried to control my quivering tongue while shuddering on
Bill took my entire weight in his palms, or I think I
Bill gently kissed me down. Gabrielle lifted her skirt and
Bill toyed with me, licking me to oversensitive spasms, and
"Your man is still hungry, oui?"
I jerk again, his tongue jolting like a taser. "A;
"Oh, I am like this too. Can I try him?" She
Bill was midway through a loving kiss to my clit. He lifted
Very much?
Even though I'd planned to share Bill today, the actual
"Quickly, sweetie." Gabrielle gently pushed my
I stood, she knelt, and all Bill would've seen was my sloppy
Bill hummed into her. Her. Not me.
As if reading my mind, Gabrielle kissed my hands.
She swept her dress off over her head and tossed it, then
Her cool hands slid over my ribs, scraping her fingernails
Damn. How could something that hurt so much, look so sexy?
I couldn't watch and turned away, giving myself over to
"Let me see it." Gabrielle was watching his
I bent over to unfasten his buttons and braces. This curled
I took a settling breath, and yanked Bill's trousers and
Gabrielle laughed huskily. "Lucky cow!"
I turned to agree, to remind her who "Beel"
Bill's cock bucked, laced in veins. His hips rutted the air
Then a part of me wanted him to spurt for her while I
Bill's cock dribbled pre-cum and I bent double to take his
"Oh God, oui." Gabrielle peered at me sucking him.
If I'm sucking Bill when I come he always comes too. It's
Gabrielle cackled and kissed my bottom and cunt as if they
She kissed me back, but then reached for his dick. Her
I shook my head. "We don't; "
"May I?"
Our silence crackled.
She spoke to his cock, sliding her hand up and down it.
I waited for Bill's protest but
"Okay," he said.
All the blood dropped from my body and left me a husk.
He sat up and kissed my bottom like a favored pet. His thumb
He seemed a tight fit in her, she eased slowly down his
"Nice to meet you, Beel." Gabrielle smirked and
Bill withdrew from my cunt to shake her hand. "Thank
Gabrielle flushed, pulled his thumb to her mouth and sucked
Perhaps it was the echo of his thumb inside me, or my
I kicked him. "You don't come in her."
"No, Madam."
"Your cum is mine."
"Yes, Madam."
I prodded Gabrielle. "His cum is mine."
"Oui, M-Madame!" Gabrielle picked up her pace, and
Gabrielle fucked my man, a sinuous wave of bliss that rolled
Both worked at me as if their fucking was the engine for
I'd come hard on Bill just moments before but under the
Bill's breath huffed hotly between my thighs, and his
I reached down between her legs and tickled her clit. Her
I popped. Gabrielle squealed in my mouth. We spasmed on Bill
Our cries dissolved into giddy chuckling, and we landed soft
I leapt off Bill, his tongue too much, but kept kissing my
Bill smiled triumphantly, sheened in sweat and my arousal.
"He is still very, very hard." Gabrielle stroked
"Of course." I felt like a proud teacher. I knelt
"Délicieux."
"Oui," I answered, forgetting who was who. I
"Merde." She bit a pec. "His cock feels so,
I thumbed a bead of sweat from Bill's forehead. His pale
He leant to mine. "I'm pretending she's you."
We tittered into each other's necks.
"Merde, I am being fucked, yet I am the odd one
Now I knew what he was thinking, I stepped away like a
His hips rammed his cock in and out of her; our; fully
By Lady Bathsheba Ottoline Lovecome.
I glugged my wine and declined a refill from the waiter
She blinked at me as if performing a calculation. "Your
"I'm waxed."
"Merde!" She flapped me away.
"Well, not all over; I mean;” I wished I hadn't necked
The girl's left cheek dimpled, biting back her smile. Bless
The sulky artist nodded at my display, contemplating it and
"Bash," I said. "Enchantée."
A rickety goods lift trundled me up into a dark, cavernous
She shook my hand and nodded, like a miniature bow.
In the middle of the timber and brick expanse, lit by a
Gabrielle snatched a sketch from her workbench and presented
The sketch showed a woman; Beatrice Dalle, clearly; sitting
I snorted. "Gabrielle, have you even read Little Red
"This is not Little Red. This is the girl grown into a
Now I understood why she'd asked about my minge. She wasn't
The lurid reality of what I'd agreed to hit me, and my heart
But fuck it. I had nothing else to do.
I gulped, handed the drawing back to her, and kicked off my
At last, Gabrielle's cheek dimpled with the secret smile
She stepped behind me to unzip my dress, but I sensed she
Gabrielle blinked, swallowed.
Nudity, under the right conditions, is the scariest
"Tres bien." Gabrielle picked up a camera,
Suddenly hit by stage fright, I sat primly on the wolf's
I draped my cloak just like the sketch, labially flaring to
A long, quiet moment.
Gabrielle was a black ghost behind the dazzling lights.
"Wider," Gabriele clipped.
I spread my knees as wide as I could, legs poised on the
Gabrielle stepped into the light, scowling. "You are
"Umm." My feet and knees, tensed in their porno
"Okay." She put down her camera. "Come, let's
She stepped out of her clothes and boots together, and
I stood, shook out the stiffness in my legs, then my arms.
Feeling cheeky now, I placed my palms flat on the floor and
I threw a leg over the wolf's back. It's fur was
I slid off my furry saddle and settled against the creature's
Gabrielle stood in front of me, at arm's distance,
She stamped her foot. "Oh Oui." She clicked,
I sat on the wolf's back again. This time so I might raise
"Oui!" She squealed. "Don't move! Merde.
At least she ate me with her camera, working in a feeding
There's an illicit, primal thrill in dripping in front of a
Gabrielle put the camera down, peering at my cunt, then my
I grunted.
Gabrielle couldn't bite that smile back. Delicately, with
"More," I flapped my knees.
"Hmm?" Click.
"Bitch, do me or I'll knock you down and sit on your
"Promises." Click. Click.
"Now!" I growled.
Gabrielle chuckled, dropped her camera and, finally, pressed
She started slowly, as if relishing a moment she'd spent
I scrunched her thick, red hair, and enjoyed the ride of her
So that's how I met my Gabby. And yes, I returned the favor
Anyway, Diary Bill, I've veered off on a horny tangent, as
After that stimulating morning, Gabrielle and I didn't indulge
The next time I met Gabrielle, maybe three months later, she
In her messages, Gabrielle would boast how sex with him was
"Good night?" I said.
"Extra ordinary." She sighed.
We were in the woodiest, quietest bar of my women's-only
Gabrielle shrugged. Pouted. Goodness, that woman could pout.
"But you said you never met a man who made you come so
"Oui, but it's mechanical. I want to be devoured by
A loud tut came from an old dowager three tables away. She
I squeezed Gabrielle's hand. "Ah, the problems of the
"Oui." She smiled, but sadly, and totally missing
I didn't get that, and it must've shown on my face because
The old dowager steamed off so abruptly she knocked her
It seems the problem was of her own making. When they first
But I was all ears, practically taking notes, making the
In fact, the way Gabrielle described sucking Alex got me so
I have to say, I tried to avoid semen, and thought I always
She made it sound joyful, like a treat. Not the slimy stuff
But anyway, it put a dirty little demon in me. And now I
But when I returned to Gabrielle after my little release she
I was glad I'd had my fiddle when I did, because that quite
So the message of this part of my tale, Bill, is that I know
But one more thing about fucking before I go.
After that afternoon, Gabrielle disappeared for a couple of
She was a different woman. She'd put on a few pounds but
She took long walks across the heath near their city home,
Silently, Belle and the King sauntered away from the castle
She squeezed his hard bicep. "Well you've granted me my
The king smirked. "I've considered little else. But now
"Sir, if I deny you, it's only to whet your appetite. I
Oh let them see. Let them know her efforts.
She reached up her skirt, hooked thumbs in the lacy waist of
He nodded, took the garment, and put it in his pocket.
The air under her skirt felt wild and deliciously rude. As
The walked for some time deep into the cool dim of the
"This is the Love Tree. My forebears planted it. They
Belle stroked the satiny bark stretched taut over the trunk.
"My wish is simple." He rummaged in his pocket,
She slid her hands up and down it. "Like this?"
He snorted, walking around her, putting the tree between
He sauntered behind her, raised her skirt, and there was
"You have a damn fine rump." He stroked her,
"Thah-thank you, sir."
He rumbled, pressed his front to her back. His trousers sported
The king chortled. "Since I didn't call you with our
"This sounds more my wish than yours, sir." She
"This afternoon, your pleasure is mine." He
"Only in your presence, sir. And your queen's."
He pressed lips to her ear. "Look at me."
She cast her best glassy stare over her shoulder.
He cursed, shoved his hips at her bottom. "Damn those
The man seemed on a hair trigger, how would he
Then he set his jaw, coiled his free arm around her waist,
A fever came over her, a wave of dizziness from the cool,
All she could do was burst.
Her cry scattered crows from the trees. She grunted and
Dimly she became aware of her feet dangling. She found this
He offered her his fingers. "One, my lady."
She sucked her familiar taste from him. He licked his
His breath billowed hot on her neck and she was glad she'd
He hung her dress on a branch like a battle banner, and
A life of one meal a day had left her limbs thinner than the
He bit the inside of his cheek. Was he enjoying intimidating
Fortified by irritation, she regarded him back, coolly, from
"See what you do to me, woman?" He approached the
Belle shrugged. "No more gawping, your majesty. Ring me
He puffed out a long, growly breath, folded his arms.
"Please." Swallowing all her inhibitions, she
The king blinked slowly. She could almost hear him screaming
He strolled behind her, but his torment made her brave. She
His kiss hit her neck like a soft explosion.
However it was his whisper, "Perfection!" that
He kissed along the dip of her spine and she found herself
The king's shadow knelt behind her. She stood on tip-toes,
"My God," he burst. He gripped her bottom, pulled
He nibbled and kissed her ass. She bent lower, to show him
"Steady, woman." His voice was all grin. "You
She sagged against the tree, wedged her shoulder to it, and
Damn the silk shackles. She wanted to spread to him, see to
"P-please, your majesty." Goodness, she sounded
Another tectonic chortle. The heat of his mouth disappeared,
She wriggled her hips and cursed, her tied wrists around the
As if someone had finally found the right key for the right
She enjoyed this notion of consuming him. She bore down,
That was better. Now she could control where his tireless
He groaned first.
She sighed off her swelling bliss and opened her eyes to
His excitement doubled hers. A gorgeous tension flared in
The image tore through her: his lovely spunk shooting all
She wiped herself around his slimy chin, puffing tremoring
He winked. "Two, my lady."
There was only one thing she needed now. She heaved to her
He wiped his wrist across his face, but lay where he was,
"You promised me three orgasms. Fuck me."
"No. You will come sucking me."
"I'll come with you in me, but this end." She
"Woman! I am your king; "
"You are a beautiful cock. Fuck me." She stamped
He rolled to his feet. His shadow loomed over her, departed,
Once she had a grip on his hard bell, she smiled over her
The king stood to attention, neither pushing nor pulling
She turned to him, grinned through tousled hair, but could
She lifted onto her toes, squealed.
And burst into a billion tiny stars.
But her juggernaut king drove on, rammed her off her feet,
Oblivion.
She roused bouncing, cackling, every joint slack, every
He stiffened, gnashed his teeth. Placed his hands on her
A wickedness tickled her. She unsuckered from him. "No.
He snarled, screwed his eyes shut.
"Wait;” She said as if to a dog. While his perineum
He juddered. His fists clenched, every muscle, every vein on
She tipped her mouth over his end, and slapped his arse
Then braced for the gorgeous flood of power.
The queen returned to a new kingdom. When her Rolls Royce
Queen Charlotte stepped from the car and into her king's
He explained Belle's discovery. Madam Couteau's keys
By royal decree (Though the queen guessed it was more likely
Lady Bathsheba Ottoline Lovecome insisted I, and only I;
I was just twenty when I became the gardener for Lovecome
Bathsheba returned from her Swiss finishing school a lady. A
Bash was small and round, where I was tall and wiry. She had
While all her friends went to university she spent three
Still, we were on different tracks. On her 21st birthday she
Then one morning I got a postcard from their residence in
"Thinking of you, Sweet William. My garden needs
My name is Bill. Sweet William is what she calls my cock.
It's cruel of me, but I told Jane that Lady Lovecome had
"You want to work for Lady cum slut?" She rubbed
"She's not a slut."
"She used to practice blow jobs on you."
"Doesn't make her a slut."
"Why not?"
"I practiced on her too."
Jane folded her arms, wedging the duvet tight under them.
"You don't like it."
"Still. A girl likes to be desired."
I smirked, lifted the duvet and hummed at her lovely
I sighed, or growled, or both. "She's married to a
She harumphed and twisted away to lie with her back to me.
Whatever is the worst. Whatever is like, "This is what
Bash was the first person to say this to me. I was ordered
Where it died.
So I find myself in Sicily. Or near it. The volcanic island
The smoking peak of the volcano towers over the stucco and
There she is.
Her left cheek dimples as she tries to hide her grin behind
"At last. Sweet William," she says.
I'd forgotten how deep her voice is. One rainy Sunday, she
"Lady Bathsheba," I say.
She presses her cheek to both my cheeks. "Come. I
I laugh too loud.
She shows me into the national museum she calls a summer
The villa's built on a volcanic beach. A swathe of black
The sea breeze cools my face. It brings me Bash's powdery
Bash stands on tip-toe, leans into my neck and takes a deep
"Let's swim." She takes my bag off me and
I strip to my boxers while she kneels in the surf, knees
I know Bash's body as well as my own. It's like she's a part
The water's freezing. I dive in and come up howling.
She coils her arms around my neck and squeezes me very
My eyes overflow, too. I wipe, pretending it's seawater.
We muck about in the surf. She loves me to throw her over
Once she's worn me out, she takes my hand and we retire to
She chucks me an insanely fluffy towel but lies down wet on
I wrap the towel around my waist and drag off my soggy
Bash and I rarely chatted. I mean what did a gardener have
She looks at me with her cheek pressed to the backs of her
She squirms. "What?"
"You're a beautiful woman."
She dimples, gulps. "You too; no, I mean. Whatever.
This makes me laugh even though it isn't funny.
She reaches over, takes my left hand, but only to hold it
"Living with someone. You?"
She flashes me a diamond the size of a grape, then drops her
I shrug.
Jane calls me Mr. Sad. She describes me as a glass
Time must pass with us just looking at each other in silence
I squeeze white lotion across her shoulders and down her
I perch beside her hip on her lounger and rub the cream in.
Her skin is rose gold. All over. "No tan line," I
"I usually sunbathe nude," she says. "Tan
My hand strokes lower than it needs to, over her cheeks. She
I grasp her bikini bottoms and pull them down her legs and
She adores being nude for me. All her diary entries (she
I'm so hard under my towel I can hardly bend.
I squirt cream on her bum and rub it in. More like knead it
She growls, and wriggles onto her back. Her tits are still
She yanks my towel off. My cock bounces into the Italian
Her eyes widen. She pulls hair back off her face.
I don't know if this is a compliment or not.
With a serious expression, she runs fingertips over my
"What's got you so het up, Sweet William, hmm?"
She flops her legs open a little. Her clit hood, now neatly
I smile, slip a fingertip along her slick groove.
She lets out a long, ragged breath. With Bash in my hand,
But then she releases my cock and shuts her legs.
"Rules," she says. "I'm worried. I don't want
I lick her glossiness from my finger. She slaps my thigh.
"What about your husband?"
"He fucks around," she says. "He doesn't
I sense she's replaced father with spouse as a target for
"You won't be able to stop yourself," I say. This
"I should be Okay. I came massively earlier." She
I stoop to kiss her, and she cups my neck and leans into me,
"This is very against the rules," Bash says, her
I groan, and kiss her cheeks instead, down her jaw. I cover
I swivel as I descend, climb onto her lounger and kneel
I lie along her legs and pluck kisses to her
She shivers. "I need to come already."
"Um-Hmm."
"Perhaps it's Okay to come," she says. "What
I'm not thinking, I'm kissing. Kissing brings me pleasure.
I kneel upright, grasp her ankles and open her legs. Now I'm
Her "garden" has just the one flower. It's pink
She strokes my head. "Oral is foreplay isn't it? Not
I press a kiss to her slipped-open lips as politely as I
"To be safe." I kiss her again, slower, harder.
Her eyes slit. She opens her inner lips with delicate,
I focus on her clit, pressing my lips to it lightly as I
"Taste me." This is her thing, me enjoying her
I kiss her clit firmer, nip it between my lips.
She tremors and opens herself explicitly. "Lick
It's her body talking. I ignore it, like I'm ignoring my own
She bites her lip. As if to show me what she needs, her
I reach into the champagne bucket between us, scoop cold
She gasps. A smile! But she doesn't come.
I suck her clit and curly labia just to enjoy her chilled
"Fuck!" Bash says to the sky. I guess my mouth
"This is why we've never fucked," she says.
"We never fucked because we were terrified of getting
"But I've been on the pill since I met you for
I laugh along with another, deeper kiss to her folds, so I
She grips herself behind her knees, pulls her legs apart and
I send an emergency lick up her slot, then down. Top of
Bash always told me her fantasies while I licked her. Of
Bash calms down for a bit, but is still spread to my mouth
In discrete service to the royal court; My name is Lady
These are not the depressive scratchings of some puffball
Her patriarchy is no doubt, and I hope, reading these pages.
Dear Diary; (dear Father!) I'm also much inspired by my only
I made this point to him on our first meeting.
"Free am I?" His voice is deep and honeyed.
"You simply must call me Bash." I fear I stamped
"Very good, Bash." He doffed his cap!
Bill is square-jawed, twice my height and built like a tree.
His cheeks are slapped crimson and his pale blue eyes flit
I wonder what he'd think if he could read these words?
Why wonder?
Tee hee.
I read you to him, Diary, and now he's smiling stiffly while
I know exactly what I want to tell him today. A story of
Belle was an unusual head for a finishing school, being from
She set up the school using her savings, and contacts, from
By Lady Lovecome
Belle was from one of those families reduced to poverty. The
However poor they were, when the royal housekeeper; A
Belle hated Madam Couteau, and in a misplaced fit of
Madam Couteau gasped when she caught Belle's enormous,
But Belle was naïve to think she would get anywhere near the
It was a pissy, shitty job, yet every day Belle kept herself
"It is Her Majesty's birthday tomorrow," she
"Yes, Madame."
"This is not a promotion."
"No, Madame. What will I; "
"Just; be clean."
The staff dorm sported a wall of a hundred spring-loaded
However, most nights, and some mornings, a bell would ring
Belle could guess where these beauties were going. The
Belle spent half the night scrubbing herself and preparing
When the other girls were called they rarely dressed, just
It wasn't yet dawn when three bells jolted Belle from her
"Queen's bedchamber," whispered the copper-haired
She stood trembling between two smirking guards at the
A girl?
Belle had only ever seen the queen on their national coins.
Belle dropped to her knee in the special curtsy Madam
"My God, Madam Couteau was right." The queen
The queen's eyes were like polished steel. Belle felt
"Bravo." The woman clapped, pirouetted and bounced
Belle followed through a door into an entirely black marble
Belle averted her eye.
"You refuse to honor me with your exquisite gaze?"
"I think only of Her Majesty's privacy."
"Look at me."
Belle did as she was bid.
The queen's lips parted under Belle's gaze. Was that a gasp?
Queen Charlotte dropped into the hot water with a sigh. She
Belle preferred men, but was young and open minded and the
She lathered the woman's back then, taking a deep breath,
Belle lost herself in the pliable slippery flesh sliding
She was so lost she jumped when the queen purred, "I
Belle washed downward, toward opening knees, and hips pushed
Belle swallowed. When the village men were in this state
"Perhaps Your Majesty might stand up?"
Queen Charlotte should find this impertinent, no one should
Without missing a beat, the needy queen stood. Belle's head
Gathering all her nerve, Belle offered the soap to her
The queen's jaw rippled. Her eyelids drooped. "I
Belle bit her lip. "I like how you feel Madam, very
Belle knelt at the bath side, dropping her face a little
As if hypnotized by Belle's eyes, Queen Charlotte soaped
While her queen writhed in a crisis so strong it slopped
"Get out," Queen Charlotte spat, her head still
The three bells didn't call Belle again the next day and
So Belle worked her small power. Every morning the queen
A sleazy drug dealer in Belle's village kept offering
She offered to remove her underwear, and let the queen
But toying with the queen's crush on her was a dangerous
She wished it was the king she bathed.
This was her exact thought the morning before the queen's
The queen threw her robe across the room and barked,
No doubt she was angry about having to do some work, but
Belle dipped the silver jug into the bath and poured warm
The queen blinked at her. "Is that a; yes?"
"Madam."
"You will; touch me?"
Belle soaped the woman's tits. Made a show of biting back
"Here?" The queen stood, water sloshing off her,
"Um-hmm." Belle treated Queen Charlotte's sex to a
The queen tremored. "I; they do."
Belle reached behind to soap the woman's bottom, down the
Queen Charlotte swayed a little. "Do you?"
Belle nodded. She curled out the tip of her tongue and
The queen swallowed. Belle's sudsy hands slid up the woman's
"The buffoon is a liability; oh;”
Her hand grazed the woman's labia, stringing the juices
She swapped to the queen's raised leg, soaped it all at once
The queen scoffed. "We both know that's not true,
Belle's thumb ventured under the woman's fleshy folds. She'd
The queen's eyes drooped and a smile played on her lips. She
Belle picked her speed up to an itching rhythm. "Or if,
The queen laughed brightly, rocked her hips at Belle's
Belle had sat back. She contrived a giggle. "Madam this
The queen's eyes widened. "I arouse you this
Belle nodded. "Do you like how I taste, Madam?"
Queen Charlotte, beguiled, dropped to her knees. Belle
Belle covered herself. "Is there something Your Majesty
"You know what I want, bitch."
Belle stayed put, proud over her queen, her fingers locked
In 15 parts,
"Are you
"Yes,
"I've got
His big hands
"It feels
"May I
"Yes,
"You
"Are you
Sarah hesitated
"If you
"It's fine
June soaped up
There was no
Alec came over
"You're
"Thank
"Are
"Yes, I
"Did it
"At first
"I'm
"I think
June giggled
"I just
"Rose or I
"I'd like
Meanwhile, Rose
"Sarah
"Yes, I
"Pardon my
"Then do
"Please
"Well
"Tell me
Nathan spent
When she left
General Nathanael
With a groan of
"General!"
"Ah, Miss
"What can
He limped
"Well
"I'd love
"Nathan,
She gladly took
"Damn it,
"I know,
"Hogwash,"
"Have you
"No, sir,
Both women
"Yes,
"I'm
Sarah went to
Just then, the
"Ah, so
In short order,
"Whatever
The men laughed
"What is
"A
"Let me
Tenderly,
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