Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 30
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I fell to Earth I realized perfection; Earth has everything while Heaven has no
"Ask Belle," I replied. "This fight was for
me being allowed on the bed. You still need to pay for breaking into her
"Come here, Slut," Belle laughed. She hooked an
arm around Leigh's waist from behind and began dragging her back into the
"Zane?" Leigh called out fearfully.
"Coming, coming," I groaned. "I feel like
someone dropped a cinderblock on my head, and my ribs." I staggered for
the door only to be intercepted by Willa.
"You are one freaking weird dude," she whispered.
"You have no idea," I responded softly. As she
came alongside, I put my arm around her waist, then down inside her panties,
and cupped her right ass cheek.
I gave it a good squeeze. I figure Willa could pull away or
punch me in my sore ribs. Instead, she bumped my hip and put her head on my
"Have you ever been with another woman?" I asked.
"Willing to experiment?" I teased her. She smiled,
snaked a hand along my back to my neck and finally grabbed a handful of hair.
She pulled me down into a kiss and finished with her own devilish grin. I took
We made our way back to Belle's room, where Belle and I
stripped out of our wet clothes.
"You don't have to handcuff me," Leigh begged of
"I know you'll be a good girl, but I don't care. I'll
do it because I want to," Belle taunted her. Leigh pouted and looked my
way. I shrugged helplessly in response. She stripped, crawled to the middle of
the bed, rolled onto her back, and put her wrists together just below her
"I'd rather fight than be a victim," Belle mocked
her as the bindings clicked shut.
"No, that's some cock, you skank," Leigh wound up
her courage. Belle's response was to retrieve the vibrator and turn it on.
"Calling me a skank makes you feel tough, eh?"
The vibrator began rubbing against Leigh's thighs as I
settled into the bed behind Belle. Willa resumed her position on the far side
after she stripped down. Belle gave me a curious look over her shoulder before
turning back to Leigh. I snuggled into Belle before nibbling and sucking on her
As Belle pushed the vibrator between Leigh's labia, I ran my
left arm down Belle's back and parted her ass cheeks. I could feel Belle look
over her shoulder again, my lips were sucking on her shoulder at that moment,
and visually question what I thought I was doing. I could sense a struggle
going through her mind by the increased tenseness of her shoulders.
She had to be deciding if she would let me distract her or
not. A moment later she made up her mind; she bent her leg and pulled her knee
toward her chest to make my access to her easier. I scooted farther down so I
could move my hand below her ass and begin stroking her cunt, back to front.
Belle wiggled the vibrator inside Leigh's cunt as my fingers
worked her over. She kept it going until she felt my cock pushing past her ass
cheeks. Belle didn't caution me about her anus; she didn't have to. When my
cockhead touched her cunt, Belle responded by looking back at me, daring me to
"Do you want me to stop, Belle?" I gazed into her
eyes. Belle's response was to suddenly push down on my cock, pushing it half
"Fuck," she hissed. I grabbed her hip and finished
driving my rod all the way in. I quickly withdrew, then slammed it home again.
At the same time, I moved my right hand, pinned underneath
me, under Belle's body, until I burrowed to her pelvis. Belle began humming as
my hand reached her slender landing strip. I also noticed that her activity
with Leigh had lightened up. Her cunt walls strongly massaged my cock's passage
and the stimulation was soaking up more and more of Belle's attention.
The vibrator cut off. Belle had dropped it so she could
start pulling and pinching her breasts as my four fingers began to vigorously
rub her clit. For five minutes I kept going at her sideways until she grabbed
the sheets so she could shove her body into mine and almost pushed me off the
bed. Her climax seized her, her breath came in short gasps and tremors passed
"Damn it," Belle cursed. It took me a moment to
figure out what she was pissed about. She began thrusting back against me. "Still
hard, huh?" she growled. Why, yes I was, but I wasn't going to tease her
about it. I missed the visual exchange between Willa and Belle but the end
result was Belle giving in, letting Leigh off the hook.
"I'm getting on top, Zane," Belle demanded. What
proceeded was a bit of bedroom acrobatics but I kept my cock inside as I moved
towards the bed's center while Belle swung up to a reverse cowgirl position. I
pushed up, palms on the bed behind me, and watched her ass begin to bounce on
At first, Belle rested her hands on my shins and used that
to balance her rocking and thrusting of the hips.
"Don't, Zane," Belle panted as I pressed my chest
against her back. When I wrapped my arms around her, she made one last protest.
I hugged Belle tight, my left arm around her stomach and the
right around her chest. She slowed down for a few seconds before turning her
upper body so that we could kiss. Our tongues flickered against each other,
then slowly danced back and forth between our mouths.
"I really should bite you right now," Belle
"What the hell for?" I muttered.
"I'm going to have to look across the room now and find
a reason for not jumping your bones, you idiot," she breathed in short
"Someone likes being 'Zaned'," Leigh teased. Willa
slapped her somewhere; I couldn't see where.
"Shut up unless you want to be tied up all night,"
Willa whispered. I was busy letting my hands migrate over Belle's tight body
now that I had 'permission' to sex her up. I let Belle lean into me. Her hands
cupped her breasts while my hands went from her shoulders to the top of the
tits but avoided the nipples.
I skated around her upper chest, linking my hands over her
pulsing abdomen then lightly traveling down to her thighs.
"You are not in a hurry," Belle observed
"It is our first time," I reminded her.
"Oh," was all she had to say. Her body rubbing
against me was her real reply. It was with gradual ease that we upped our tempo
until Belle finally 'gave it up' again. This time I came with her, and I
completely spaced about a condom, again. Belle writhed her body against mine
for almost a minute as we regained our composure and our breaths.
"You came in me, didn't you?" Belle said
"Yeah, I screwed up. I'm sorry," I groaned.
"What are we going to name our kid?" Belle showed
"I'm partial to Beausephus if it is a boy," I told
her as I kissed her neck, "and Andromeda if it is a girl."
"Our kid is going to kick ass," Belle laughed.
"Aren't you on the pill?" Leigh wondered.
"Listen, you stupid Cunt," Belle twisted on my
semi-rigid cock so she could lock eyes with Leigh, "do I look like I can
"Answer me, Bitch," Belle began wiggling off my
"Let it go," I begged Belle.
"Don't think that just because you have my cock in my
cunt, that makes me your bitch," Belle growled to me.
"As your friend, I'm asking you to drop, 'my
cock'?" I hesitated. "Just because MY cock is in your cunt doesn't
make it your cock," I teased.
"Crap, slip of the tongue," Belle mumbled.
"It's okay," both Leigh and I said.
"Several of our girls feel that way," Leigh added.
"We feel possessive about that cock."
"What she said," I finished. "That's why when
it is not attached, I keep it in a locked box."
Belle snorted and Willa and Leigh laughed.
"You went with the detachable cock?" Belle stared
"Hey, now," I blushed. "I have a horny naked
biker babe sitting in my lap, with my cock in her cunt. I'm a little shaken up
"You can be real trying at times," Belle leaned
"What? You said you wanted me to try your ass?" I
Belle's vaginal muscles constricted around my cock, exciting
"You rip up my ass and I'm going to rip off your
balls," Belle grinned shark-like.
"Your? No, I meant Willa's ass," I verbally
back-pedaled. "Look, she's sitting there, ass up looking all inviting,
"You wouldn't dare," Willa smirked at me. By her
own accounts, Willa loved anal sex, but apparently it wasn't something she
normally shared. Belle's instincts were leading her past the deception.
"Are you freaky, Willa?" Belle mocked her friend.
"Hey," Leigh piped up. "Barbie Lynn likes it
I rolled onto my side, trying to let Belle slide off my
"Am I going somewhere?" Belle turned and joked
with me. I shrugged, put my left hand on her shoulder and pumped into her hard
"Okay, okay," Belle panted. "Go bang Willa.
My cunt is still tingling from the last orgasm, Stud." Belle twisted onto
her stomach which allowed my cock to pop free. Belle moaned sensually and lay
there for a minute with her eyes closed. Dangerously, Leigh crawled over Belle's
still form, retrieved something from Belle's nightstand, and handed it to me,
Leigh must have seen Belle pull it out and lube up the
vibrator before shoving it in. Belle wasn't a total sadist. I slipped beside
Willa who kept drinking me in with her eyes.
"Where do you think you are going with that?" she
said. Willa remained on her stomach, her ass proudly pointing up and proffered.
"Would you like to try anal?" I winked. "I'm
sure if you try it, you'll like it."
"This won't make me your Old Lady," Willa teased
back. "I'll try it. Let's see what you've got."
"I only want to make you happy," I breathed into
her ear. Willa shivered in anticipation.
I brushed her hair to the far side of her head then kissed
the top of her neck. Willa began to murmur pleasurably as I trailed butterfly
kisses down her spine to her tailbone. A single finger stroked farther down to
her cunt and down to her pubic mound. Willa was only lightly shaved, keeping
The return trip lingered around her anus, pushing slightly
and making Willa moan. She opened her legs farther and farther apart as I
continued to rub her gently. With my free hand, I opened the tube of lubricant
and let it pour down her ass cheeks. I teased her sphincter twice but abandoned
it to rub the thick liquid all over her cunt and perineum.
Recall that Willa was going through a long, dry spell --
being an undercover officer in an outlaw biker gang, so she was bursting at the
seams for sexual contact.
"Damn it, Zane," she pleaded.
"Willa, you are a freak," Belle chuckled.
"Watching him work has gotten me so horny," Leigh
whined. I ignored the peanut gallery; I was dripping oil on my three middle
fingers, pushing my forefinger against Willa's sphincter. Willa must have
really liked her experiences with anal sex because she relaxed her sphincter on
contact and let me in. Man, her asshole felt hot compared to the slight chill
My finger corkscrewed past the second knuckle when Willa let
out another heartfelt moan. I pushed in a little farther while resuming my
kisses on her back. Inside a minute, Leigh had sidled up to Willa and me. Belle
had propped herself up with her pillow on the headboard but was studying the
"You are acting like you've never seen a three-way
before," I commented to Belle.
"Not from the outside looking in," Belle shrugged.
I had no immediate comeback to that. Saying something like 'maybe next time,'
or 'enjoy the show' felt inappropriate. I devoted my attentions to Willa once
Speaking of Willa, she was now relaxed enough for me to
stick my ring finger into her anus. I noticed Leigh getting terribly interested
"Willa, rise up. Push up off the mattress for me,
Babe," I coaxed Willa. She looked back at me, smiled lustfully, and began
A few more twist and turns with my fingers and Willa was up
on all fours, head down, and her face screened from view by her long, black
hair. I was about to encourage Leigh but she was already slipping under Willa
and putting her lips to Willa's closest tit. Willa's grunt rose over the sound
of Leigh's suckling noise.
I had to move completely to Willa's rear to allow Leigh more
room to maneuver beneath Willa. Leigh's right hand quickly sought out Willa's
cunt while her left began caressing Willa's right breast. I had to admire
Leigh's enthusiasm as well as her willingness to not hold Belle's rough
Belle began to rub her cunny as she watched us play. I also
caught Willa shake her head ecstatically when I wormed my third finger into her
"Someone's all excited," Leigh giggled, as she
lifted up her fingers that had been in Willa's cunt for me to inspect. They
weren't just slick; they dripped with her juices.
Finally, Willa had enough.
"Enough foreplay, Zane," she gasped. "Put
that big cock in me. Stick it to me now."
"Ask and you shall receive," I replied. With one
hand on her hip and the other one on my rod I placed my throbbing cockhead
against her mildly gaping sphincter.
I could literally feel the breath slowly exhale from Willa's
body as my cock first slipped inside her anal cavity.
"Zane, Zane, Zane," she exulted softly as I inched
my way inside her rectum. I had been wrong all this time; I had thought I'd
never find someone who liked anal sex as much as Barbie Lynn, but here she was.
She was tight, hot, and damp. By the snug fit I could tell
she had abstained for some time but her reactions were pure pleasure, to me and
her. I could also feel Leigh's fingers vibrating rapidly within Willa's cunt as
well as her vaginal muscles squeezing them back. I let my penis sit there for a
moment before withdrawing all but the head.
I repeated this three times, with Willa moaning louder each
time I thrust my deepest.
"Hammer her," Belle demanded.
"Her ass, her rules," I chastised the head Warlord
"Hammer me, Zane," Willa virtually screamed. O-kay
then, a hammering I will go. I plunged in without mercy. The first thrust
nearly toppled her over but on the second one, I held her hips tightly and she
pushed back to meet my attack. The loud smacking of skin began to echo
"Don't, stop, un, til, you, fill, me, up," Willa
gasped between lighting swift penetrations. I felt like my hips were moving in
a blur. Willa's whole body was a mass of spasms beneath me.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck," Willa gasped, then
she squealed. Yes, squealed like a little school girl.
I didn't relent, though. She had told me to keep going, so
'hi-ho, hi-ho, it was off to fuck I go'. I caught sight of an exhausted Willa
turning her head sideways and mouthing something to Belle through her mass of
hair. Belle tilted her head, then shook it in the negative.
"No, you can't keep him," she explained to Willa
but for my benefit. "Too many people know he's here. Wait until you get
Zane alone before you take him."
"Hey! That's our line," Leigh spoke up
indignantly. "Kappa Sig property."
"You had better put those lips back to work on Willa
before I put this vibrator back to work on you," Belle threatened. Leigh
huffed, then went back to lip-smacking Willa's tit.
"Shit, shit, shit," then a squeal from Willa once
more. Damn, that had been a fast one.
After that, Willa went down to her elbows, smothering Leigh
with her tit. Leigh responded by going hog-wild on the whole breast biting and
chewing on the whole damn thing.
"Jesus Christ!" Willa howled, followed quickly by
the loudest squeal of them all. Her body contractions dissipated what remained
I began ejaculating, grinding my hips hard into her ass and
plunging to the farthest depths yet. Willa collapsed in a state of perpetual
groaning. Belle was kind enough to pull Leigh free before I collapsed on Willa.
I barely had the strength to prop myself up on my elbows so as not to crush
"Willa," Belle mused, "you really are full of
surprises." If only she knew, or maybe it was better that she didn't know.
It took a physically devastated Willa several seconds to reply.
"You aren't going to give me shit about this in front
of the other girls, are you?" she asked. Willa was a probationary Warlord
so her reputation was incredibly vulnerable.
"Yeah; let me see," Belle ticked off events; while
massaging Leigh's half-raised leg from knee to inner thigh, "From the
sounds of it he nailed Fontana Palmer thrice; before coming up here, kicking my
ass, then fucking me so good all the lights came on. Then he rolled you over
and plowed your ass through three orgasms, no."
"They'll strap Zane down to the pool table for one hell
of a weekend," Belle pointed out. "All the guys will resent him for
that, so they'll bust him up and put him in the hospital where he can't perform
for a month. Then the female riot ensues. I don't need that kind of
"Thanks for looking out for me," I mocked.
"Eh, you are almost a friend," Belle smiled.
"Okay, on that note I'm going to take Leigh and
leave," I began getting out of bed. Leigh had enough common sense to look
to Belle for permission before climbing over Belle's legs and hopping free.
"Try to keep the noise down," Belle teased as I
"I think Leigh's cunt has been abused enough for one
night," I shook my head. "We are going downstairs to cuddle."
"Nah-uh," Leigh said as she grabbed my hand.
"Penetration, orgasm, cuddle; that's the way it's going to go."
"No, wait," Leigh corrected herself.
"Penetration, orgasm, orgasm, cuddle is how it's going to go." I'm
sure Willa and Belle heard my groan of despair as I shut their door.
"Leigh, your cunt looks much abused," I told her.
"How about we not have sex tonight?"
"After all I went through, please," she begged.
"How about we have a sex-date later this week," I
"I want to spend some time with you," Leigh
"Leigh, I have Fall Break this week," I informed
her. "We can have as much time as you like."
"You do?" Leigh visibly perked up. "Oh, thank
God," she then moaned. "I can barely walk, I'm so sore."
"Do you still want to cuddle?" I asked.
"I'd love to, Zane," she sighed, as she put her
arm around my waist. "I want you to know that if it wasn't for Tawny, we
really would keep you as our sex slave," she added lovingly. Yay me.
"That's it," I snarled. "I'm going to go over
there one night, tie all of you up, and butt-fuck the lo