Kim Reed joins us for a week of Minis, which we kick off with an Extra Credit from Lis, who wonders whether we dance to the Alias theme, clap along with the Friends theme, or throw out punchlines to go with actors' weird pronunciations. All our weird TV tics, from the Mets to The Sopranos to Rushmore references.

Which TV characters can we see starting their own cults?

Which of TV's most disturbing, shocking, or tragic moments would we rewrite into happy endings, and how?

Which lovelorn TV characters would we pair up across series?

Which shows would be improved if a character were replaced by a fecally-focused lower primate?

David T. Cole asked us to take a show's characters to Mickey D's. Who's ordering what? Who's bitching about their Happy Meal toy? It gets pretty dark, people.

SnideAsides used an Extra Credit to ask for fantasy sitcoms featuring "average-looking" ladies and guys way out of their league. The panel found the concept sort of problematic, but somehow found a way to bust on Julie Bowen and Under The Dome.

Where would we go on a road trip with TV characters? Which characters would read the map, make us laugh, and be that backseat-driving annoyance we'd try to ditch at the first Esso station? We fantasy-cast vacation.

Omar Gallaga lends a hand all week with the Minis, which we kick off this week with a SnideAsides Extra Credit on which foreign shows we'd bring to American TV, and how we'd adapt them.

Which TV experiences made us go "oooo"?