Which TV episode would we each assign -- nay, force -- every resident on earth to watch if we could?

We're giving existing TV programs new scores!

Bill Scurry wondered who we thought would make awesome buddy pairings from different shows. He put Janice Soprano and Cersei Lannister together; the gang went a bunch of different ways.

Our esteemed colleague Joe Reid remembered when shows had recognizable "types" that friend groups could assign to themselves -- like The Golden Girls or Sex & The City. We had to assign the EHG panel to a show based on our personalities. Special appearances by the pets!

Crazed Spruce asked us what cancelled shows we'd like to see pick up where they left off, start over as a next-gen series, reboot itself completely...and stay, unmourned, in the grave. (Sorry, Kevin Bacon.)

Anthony "Luke Spencer" Geary of General Hospital just retired; to honor his decision, Sarah D. Bunting tasked the panel with picking an actor who figured in a major "classic" soap arc, and casting him/her in a current primetime drama. Time is a flat circle, Duke Lavery!

Which movies are we unable to ignore when they show up on TV? Don't forget to check out Poppy Field Movies on Sarah's site Tomato Nation!

Which opposite-sex friendships do we treasure most?

TV soup strainers of note!

Which grown-up shows affected us the most?