This week we're feeling all 'naaaw' and warm and fuzzy because Simon is talking about how in love he is with Martina after they've been married for 10 years. He loves being with her, she's his best friend. He's doing marriage right and doesn't need marriage advice from anyone. If women try to flirt with him he runs away. He had to separate from Martina for a few hours this week, which leads to a rather funny story at the Polish embassy in Japan...