Tom Gleeson - the man behind Hard Quiz is so good at manipulating public opinion that he successfully campaigned for Gold Logies for not only himself, but Grant Denyer. Can he swing Australia behind Peter Dutton?

Libbi Gorr - the broadcaster and TV legend behind Elle McFeast tells Border Force how she delighted audiences without getting sued by McDonald's.

David Hunt - according to the historian behind the bestselling Girt, Australia's governments have often been corrupt, racist and utterly hopeless. Can Border Force bully him into changing his mind?

Judith Lucy - the comedy legend has been detained by Border Force. If she can't help their cause, maybe her next Spiritual Journey will be to Nauru?

Freudian Nip (Jenna Owen and Victoria Zerbst) - the duo from SBS's The Feed are two of Australia's most exciting young performers. Which is why Border Force needs to turn them into sleeper agents.

Mark Humphries – one of Australia's best satirists, Humphries regularly mocks the government on the ABC's 7.30. What would it take for him to start making videos that showcase all the great things Peter Dutton gets up to?

Rebecca De Unamuno – once named world improvisation champion, Rebecca has worked with everyone from Hamish and Andy to Seinfeld's Jason Alexander. Border Force needs her help making up stories on the spot.

Tony Martin – in recent years the D-Generation legend has been producing award-winning podcasts. Will he help the Extreme Vetting team with theirs, or would he rather be deported back to NZ?

Matt Bevan – the RN breakfast newsreader and host of the award-winning 'Russia If You're Listening podcast' is an expert on Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin. Border Force grills him about KGB interrogation techniques.

Veronica Milsom - the co-host of Triple J drive - sorry, triple j drive - understands the woke youth of Australia. Can she help Border Force change their mind about Minister Dutton?

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