Eyes Forward; March!

Welcome to Episode 166 of Eyes Forward March! This week, Senor Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar strap on their tinfoil hats and dive headfirst into the rabbit hole.

After debuting a delightfully demonic new AI intro track, the guys tackle history’s greatest mysteries: Operation Northwoods, Bigfoot’s blurry gas station photos, and the disappearing planes of the Bermuda Triangle. But the most heated debate of the episode? The Mandela Effect and whether or not the Fruit of the Loom logo ever actually had a cornucopia (Bacon is ready to die on this hill).

Grab a cigar, sit back, and enjoy the ramblings of two crusty veterans who admittedly have absolutely no idea what they’re talking about.

Bacon and CGAR return for Episode 165! From discovering pallets of Pumpkin Spice Dude Wipes at Sam’s Club and surviving rainy PT tests to how vaping Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups will tank your run time, the guys cover it all. Plus, they vent about IPPS-A pay chaos, coin “1st Compo Problems” (17% APR Charges included), conceal-carry a “semi-automatic DeWalt,” and reminisce about cracking a Coors Banquet under the old armory parking lot Retention Tree during military history.

In Episode 164 of Eyes Forward March, Sergeant C’Gar and Senor Bacon return to home base to tackle the latest rumors about the Army PT test (hello, stopwatch and clipboard!). They also swap stories about military motorcycle safety courses and drop some wild military history facts. But the real dumpster fire begins when the conversation derails into a hilarious debate over the absolute horrors of menthol and “Dumpkin Spice” Dude Wipes. Grab your gear and tune in for the laughs!

Get ready for pure barracks-room banter as Sergeant C’Gar kicks off this episode with Senior Bacon live from the Sustainment Center of (some sort of) Excellence. Between surviving brain-melting SPO math and the pure chaos of military HR leave policies, the hosts dive headfirst into the wildly unverified rumor mill sweeping Army social media—from gutting the ACFT deadlift to the return of collar ranks and ball caps. Add in an off-the-rails military history segment featuring John Paul Jones, deep thoughts on inflation at the local gentleman’s club, and building the ultimate budget DVD media server with Major Payne and Howard the Duck, and you get an unfiltered hour of laughs that proves you should never take Army life too seriously. Tune in and find out why this one belongs at the top of your playlist!

In this episode, Senior Bacon broadcast from a hotel room to tackle the Army’s new waist-to-height ratio standards and the sheer tragedy of missing out on a four-day pass. The conversation quickly pivots to the wild west of artificial intelligence, breaking down the concept of “vibe coding,” LLM token costs, and why feeding your unit’s ID numbers into a chatbot is a massive cybersecurity risk. After a military history segment that uncovers the literal moth behind the first computer bug, the guys close out with a candid reflection on the 25th anniversary of 9/11, the questionable ethics of commemorative cigars, and the harsh realities of mental health on deployment.

P.S. AI wrote this.

Don’t be fooled by the title, it’s just your favorite two old GI’s: Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar shooting the breeze. They have a quick conversation in this episode about retirement and the things they are doing between now and that special day.

Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar are back with another action packed episode. The two further dive into the new Weight/Hight Standards. G’Gar has said farewell to most of his hobbies. With more time to focus on career and family he might be lost in the sauce. Senior Bacon is not a tech nerd and suddenly looses audio for no reason. Military History wraps up another crazy show.

Just when you think the old crusty duo don’t have anything to talk about, C’Gar and Bacon follow though but with a twist… C’Gar Rants in the middle of Military History.. But there’s more.

In this episode Sergeant C’Gar and Senior Bacon have conversation about the new Army Height / Weight Standards. You’ll probably finish this episode with more questions than answers, but hey at least you don’t have to be embarrassed when you step on the scale anymore!

C’gar is on vacation while catching up with Bacon to ensure that an episode comes out for your listening pleasure. Find out what’s new and get your fill of Military History.