We have a crazy arson story to kick off the show in the Ill-Advised News, as well as a twerk mob in Memphis who caught charges while throwing it back. We have some fun with the things all of us experience, but no one ever talks about, Delightfully Useless trivia about pets in the White House, and we have sports news with The Sticks and Balls Report. We have doctors warning people to stop gluing their eyes shut, another naked guy, and some good old-fashioned parenting.

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