The Morning After’s Audio Dump Podcast

This morning on The Morning After, a woman’s arms ‘exploded’ following a strenuous workout, five people were arrested after convincing a couple of women in Spain that they were Brad Pitt, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a not-so-dead woman was surprised to see her name and picture in the obituaries, our MVP was hot people, and a TikTok Trend has people searching for ‘Canadian Grapes.’

00:03 - Woman’s arms ‘explode’ after workout
08:23 - Brad Pitt scam
13:58 - Florida/Not Florida
25:06 - Not-so-dead woman in obituaries
29:27 - MVP
39:21 - TikTok Trend

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This morning on The Morning After, a man in Spain had to go to the hospital after getting an apple stuck in his butt, a photographer told kids he wanted to ‘eat their souls’ during school picture day, a man needed help ordering tacos on Missed Connections, Vladimir Putin wants Russians to have sex at work, our MVP had fantasy football beef, two men with the same name that are not related have been sentenced for their crimes, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:03 - Man has apple stuck in butt
07:27 - Photographer wants to ‘eat souls’
12:46 - Missed Connections
23:45 - Putin wants you to have sex at work
29:02 - MVP
37:58 - Two Bernies sentenced for stealing
41:43 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, a man filled a cup with human waste to win a new car, a man accused of masturbating in public claims he was just sanding the handle on his paint roller, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man set a ‘wee trap’ after people kept peeing in his driveway, our MVP was upset that she was left at the bar, a zoo in China admits that it’s pandas are just painted dogs, and passengers on a recent flight experienced headaches, bloody noses, and bloody ears.

00:03 - Poo cup leads to car win
10:16 - Masturbating man was just sanding
15:36 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:55 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
29:14 - Wee trap
34:32 - MVP
42:45 - Another zoo painted dogs
47:18 - Passengers get headaches, bloody noses

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This morning on The Morning After, a man that lost his penis in a motorcycle accident is having the best sex of his life, a Florida man stole $30 from a teenager raising money for his football team, Matt DeVries from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, residents in Nashville are worried about a man walking around with half his skull missing, our MVP got trapped inside the car he was trying to steal, two squirrels caused a train delay, and a woman that married herself has now divorced herself.

00:03 - Man lost penis in motorcycle accident
07:29 - Florida man steals $30 from teenager
13:44 - Florida/Not Florida
24:24 - Nashville man with half of skull missing
28:55 - MVP
36:30 - Two squirrels cause train delay
41:10 - MA Update

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This morning on The Morning After, a woman was arrested for a dildo assault for the second time, the new TikTok Trend is eating dirt, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, an ATM in Kentucky was spitting out fake movie money, our MVP cut off someone’s thumb with a machete, an 8-year old took her family’s SUV on a joy ride to Starbucks, and a man in the UK is upset after a bus company put a portable toilet in front of his home.

00:03 - Woman arrested for dildo assault for second time
08:17 - TikTok Trend
14:12 - Florida/Not Florida
22:30 - Kentucky ATM spits out movie money
26:23 - MVP
33:21 - 8-year old goes on joy ride to Starbucks
40:15 - Bus company puts toilet in front of house

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This morning on The Morning After, a couple was caught having sex in a stranger’s driveway, a woman was charged with assault after shooting her neighbor with a water gun, a woman was masturbating on the bus on Missed Connections, a bag of Fritos led a man to steal a car, our MVP wasn’t as lucky as his name would suggest, a naked man in Alabama tried to steal a police car, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:03 - Couple have sex in stranger’s driveway
08:40 - Woman shoots neighbor with water gun
14:45 - Missed Connections
23:10 - Bag of Fritos leads to car theft
28:20 - MVP
35:53 - Naked man tries to steal police car
41:23 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, a man attached a cucumber to a woman’s car to fulfill his sexual desires, we introduced you to ‘The Wedding Destroyer,’ Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man placed a fake bomb is his car to avoid having it repossessed, our MVP is peeing in the candles at a Dollar Tree in Indiana, we had an update on the woman that was in a relationship with an airplane, and Britain’s crime minister had her purse stolen at a meeting of police officers.

00:03 - Man sticks cucumber on woman’s car
09:43 - The Wedding Destroyer
15:10 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:46 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:25 - Fake bomb to avoid repossession
33:41 - MVP
44:53 - MA Update
49:26 - Britain’s crime minister has purse stolen

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This morning on The Morning After, a brawl broke out during the wedding bouquet toss, a pack of otters attacked a woman out for a run, Tyler from Michigan Sugar joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, health officials in Australia want you to know that it’s OK to poop at work, our MVP is allergic to your mom, men with large penises are now being asked to put cucumbers in their shopping carts at the grocery store, and we now know why an open casket was placed in a Warren park.

00:03 - Brawl breaks out during bouquet toss
07:14 - Angry otters attack running woman
12:31 - Florida/Not Florida
21:59 - It’s OK to poop at work
27:18 - MVP
35:18 - Cucumbers in cart mean you have a big penis
40:34 - Reason open casket was in Warren park

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This morning on The Morning After, a man brought a casserole to the police station, a disabled Cybertruck in Seattle has become a tourist destination, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a Michigan woman claims her house received unwanted renovations for the second time, our MVP was found naked in a garbage can, and three good samaritans tried to save a cat stranded on the highway in Los Angeles.

00:03 - Man makes casserole for police officers
09:15 - Disabled Cybertruck has become tourist destination
14:19 - Florida/Not Florida
23:50 - Woman gets unwanted home renovations
29:26 - MVP
37:15 - Good Samaritans can’t save stranded cat

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This morning on The Morning After, a woman ordered a croissant lamp minus the lamp, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida for the final time this season, you shouldn’t store your guns in the oven, our MVP shipped himself to his ex-girlfriend’s place, a ‘rubber’ in the UK means something different than it does here, and the governor of New Hampshire helped a choking contestant during a lobster roll eating contest.

00:03 - Croissant lamp is missing lamp
06:05 - Florida/Not Florida
14:48 - Don’t store guns in the oven
19:48 - MVP
27:07 - ‘Rubber’ means something different in the UK
32:07 - Governor helps choking contestant

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