This morning on The Morning After, India has finally captured the ‘Poop-and-Run Bandit,’ a woman survived a car crash, but not falling down a well, a grown man with a slingshot made an appearance on Florida/Not Florida, we had our first conch bonk, our MVP needed to put air in his tires, a pregnant woman robbed two different banks in Poland, and a woman broke her foot while participating in the ‘Dropping Things On My Foot’ challenge.

00:13 - India’s Poop-and-Run Bandit has been caught
08:19 - Woman survives car crash, not falling down well
13:13 - Florida/Not Florida
21:28 - Conch bonk
26:32 - MVP
32:00 - Pregnant woman robs two banks
38:41 - Woman breaks foot participating in challenge

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This morning on The Morning After, Macon failed in its attempt to set a kazoo world record, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, the new Guardians of the Galaxy ride at Epcot experienced its third poop-related incident, our MVP keeps leaving gallons of urine in one man’s recycling bin, a couple in Florida recently joined the ‘6-Feet Under Club,’ and a guy used ChatGPT to get out of a traffic ticket.

00:13 - Macon failed to set a kazoo world record
07:22 - Florida/Not Florida
15:48 - Someone pooped at Guardians of the Galaxy again
21:22 - MVP
31:06 - 6-Feet Under Club
38:22 - Guy uses ChatGPT to get out of traffic ticket

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This morning on The Morning After, a plumber reclogged a pipe after a business refused to pay their bill, a company is coming out with breast milk-flavored ice cream, a man wanted to remove a woman’s glasses on Missed Connections, ‘March Napness’ is in full swing, our MVP isn’t even a teenager yet and he’s trying to carjack people, a man dressed as a clown was arrested for trespassing, and we wrapped up the week with 10 A.M. Goodbyes.

00:13 - Plumber reclogs pipes after business refuses to pay
09:17 - Breast milk-flavored ice cream
15:58 - Missed Connections
24:58 - March Napness
30:26 - MVP
36:38 - Man arrested for trespassing dressed as clown
40:53 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, a police chief in New Jersey is accused of shaving his body over people’s food, pooping in trash cans, and a lot of other pretty awful (but funny things), a woman in Michigan sent hundreds of thousands of dollars to a fake Mark Harmon, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a couple having sex at a popular swimming spot demanded money after they were done, our MVP drove his dad’s car into the ocean, a Ford employee kept track of his colleagues mistakes for 32 years, and a small church in Indiana thought they had their own miracle.

00:13 - NJ police chief accusing of horrible (but funny) things
08:49 - Woman sends thousands to fake Mark Harmon
16:47 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
24:07 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
30:01 - Couple having sex in public demand money
36:30 - MVP

44:56 - Ford employee keeps track of mistakes
51:43 - Indiana church’s miracle wasn’t one at all

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This morning on The Morning After, three teenagers tried to stab their mom on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ it was a double whammy for the family of an Atlanta bagpipe player, a woman hit a cyclist on the way to her golf lesson on Florida/Not Florida, Wanksy draws penises on maps when he runs, our MVP let police know that there’s nothing wrong with drugs, a teacher went to a student’s house to collect homework to make sure the class got their pizza party, and a couple recently got engaged at a restaurant after placing hair in their food to get it comped.

00:13 - Why you mad, bro?
10:40 - Two sad stories for Atlanta family
17:39 - Florida/Not Florida
25:11 - Wanksy
30:09 - MVP
37:35 - Teacher wants pizza party

44:28 - Couple gets engaged after putting hair on food

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This morning on The Morning After, a man was forced to go to the emergency room after his girlfriend’s fist got stuck in his mouth, someone dressed as Mickey Mouse is threatening tourists with a knife in Italy, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman in California thought she was in a relationship with Enrique Iglesias, our MVP peed in a can in a room full of students, a flight was forced to turn around after the pilot forgot his passport, and a man used ‘finger guns’ and coarse language to rob a 7-11.

00:13 - Woman’s fist stuck in boyfriend’s mouth
07:36 - Mickey threatening tourists with knife
13:50 - Florida/Not Florida
24:00 - Woman thinks she’s dating Enrique Iglesias
31:52 - MVP
40:34 - Pilot forgets passport
45:55 - Man uses finger guns to rob 7-11

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This morning on The Morning After, you can ‘rent a grandma’ in Las Vegas, a blood drive in Illinois wants you to ‘bleed for weed,’ people were caught selling DMV appointments in Florida, our MVP went into a home that wasn’t hers and put on the homeowner’s clothing, an attractive woman’s mugshot is going viral, and a woman in Australia took out a mobile ad to find a sugar daddy.

00:13 - Rent A Grandma
08:46 - Bleed for weed
13:03 - Florida DMV appointments being sold
19:34 - MVP
25:12 - Attractive woman’s mugshot goes viral
32:30 - Woman takes out mobile ad for sugar daddy

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This morning on The Morning After, a man is being awarded $50 million after hot tea disfigured his penis, a company didn’t disclose the fact that they added ED medication to their coffee, a person that drove their car into someone’s home was allowed to use the bathroom on Florida/Not Florida, geese were mistaken for two people struggling to swim, our MVP is a hotel that tried to cancel someone’s incredible Expedia deal, people are watching a livestream of fish in Denmark for the opportunity to press the ‘fish doorbell,’ and a University of Michigan baseball player celebrated a triple with a ‘line.’

00:13 - $50 million or disfigured penis
08:24 - Company adds ED medication to coffee
14:32 - Florida/Not Florida
20:48 - Struggling swimmers are just geese
24:33 - MVP
33:31 - Fish doorbell
40:19 - Michigan baseball player does ‘line’

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This morning on The Morning After, a man pulled out a gun when he found out the bar’s karaoke machine wasn’t working, someone left an alligator behind in a Cheboygan motel room, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, BORG cemeteries popped up all over Boston this weekend, our MVP held a moment of silence for someone that wasn’t dead, police are looking for the person that hit golf balls at a historic fort, and a man bartered with a monkey to get his phone back.

00:13 - Man pulls gun over broken karaoke machine
07:50 - Alligator left in Michigan motel room
13:52 - Florida/Not Florida
22:45 - Boston BORG cemeteries
27:02 - MVP
35:18 - Someone’s hitting golf balls at historic fort
39:45 - Man barters with monkey to get phone

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This morning on The Morning After, we continued our St. Patrick’s Day tradition by retelling the story of the Alabama leprechaun, a zoo in Virginia had to inform residents that they didn’t have a gorilla escape it’s enclosure (because they don’t have a gorilla), Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman in Australia is accused of combing through dog vomit to collect two toes to sell online, our MVP committed ocean armed robbery, two tourists were detained after showing their butts at the Great Wall of China, and a woman out on bond for drug possession and fleeing police was arrested for drug possession and fleeing police.

00:13 - Alabama leprechaun
07:03 - Virginia zoo doesn’t have a gorilla
12:29 - Florida/Not Florida
20:54 - Woman goes through dog puke for toes
27:50 - MVP
35:00 - Don’t show your butt at the Great Wall of China
39:27 - Woman arrested for same crimes she’s out on bond for

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