The Morning After’s Audio Dump Podcast

This morning on The Morning After, a British tourist in Thailand was covered in feces when he fell off his balcony and through the ceiling of an Internet cafe, a drug dealer’s air freshener is the reason he was caught, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a surfer was attacked by a shark at the same beach he was attacked ten years ago, our MVP should have just paid the bus fare, a pig named Strawberry got drunk on leftover beer, and redheads are better in the sack.

00:03 - Tourist covered in feces falls through ceiling
07:40 - Drug dealer’s air freshener leads to arrest
14:12 - Florida/Not Florida
23:11 - Shark attack at same beach
27:48 - MVP
35:32 - Pig named Strawberry gets drunk
41:06 - Redheads are better in the sack

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This morning on The Morning After, a former employee tried to change all the fonts on Disney World’s menus to Wing Dings, a man was arrested in an inmate costume on Florida/Not Florida, spiders the size of your head are taking over England, our MVP got out of prison and immediately went back to his old ways, a Halloween parade in Ireland that was supposed to feature appearances by Cristiano Ronaldo and Mr. Beast was never going to happen, and you will soon be able to drink the tears of the fans of your favorite team’s rival.

00:03 - Hacker attempts to change Disney menu fonts
05:47 - Florida/Not Florida
13:15 - Spiders the size of your head all over UK
18:06 - MVP
25:23 - Halloween parade hoax
30:46 - Drink rival’s fans tears

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This morning on The Morning After, a  man discovered his roommate sleeping under his bed, a political candidate from Michigan had an OnlyFans, do stoned dudes saw an attractive woman on Missed Connections, a woman sitting at a slot machine at a casino was covered in human waste after a pipe burst, our MVP was a doctor that liked to pee in a surgical sink, a shoplifter was told she can no longer wear wigs, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:03 - Man finds roommate sleeping under bed
08:23 - Michigan candidate had Only
14:31 - Missed Connections
22:43 - Woman at casino covered in human waste
29:09 - MVP
36:53 - Shoplifter can’t wear wigs
41:00 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, a new contraception device will heat up your balls to paralyze the sperm, the Bat Beauty Contest wraps up today, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we had an update on the couple that was caught having sex between a McDonalds and a gas station, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and someone stole an ambulance with a patient and EMTs still inside.

00:03 - New contraceptive heats up balls
08:05 - Bat Beauty Contest
12:37 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
19:46 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:00 - MA Update
31:19 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
36:49 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
50:10 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
57:22 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4
64:55 - Someone stole ambulance with patient inside

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This morning on The Morning After, a Canadian man was struck in the head with a driver on the golf course, a pizza parlor in Wisconsin is apologizing for serving up THC-infused pizza, Sugar Daddy Tyler from Michigan Sugar joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, police in Georgia want you to find a better spot to ‘reconcile’ your relationship, our MVP broke into a home to make pizza rolls and poop in a vase, deer in Ohio are getting their heads stuck in Halloween buckets, former Detroit quarterback Eric Hipple joined us on the phone before his appearance in Saginaw at the Sawmill Golf Club and Pub & Grill, and a town in Japan is battling a diminishing population by placing puppets all over.

00:03 - Man hit in head with driver on golf course
08:05 - Pizza parlor serves up THC-infused pizza
12:56 - Florida/Not Florida
22:24 - Find somewhere else to ‘reconcile’ your relationship
25:24 - MVP
32:26 - Deer getting Halloween buckets stuck on their heads
38:48 - Eric Hipple interview
48:25 - Japanese town replaces people with puppets

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This morning on The Morning After, a woman in Minnesota was arrested for rustling sheep, a drunk dad thought he bought tickets to an Alabama game and not an Alabama concert, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark went for his 40th career win on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on playing hide and seek with cops in Oregon, our MVP stole fall decor from a home she was making a delivery to, a town in Canada is having trouble finding someone to run for mayor, and a TikTok Trend has led to the arrest of multiple people for fraud.

00:03 - Woman arrested for rustling sheep
08:16 - Man buys wrong Alabama tickets
13:50 - Florida/Not Florida
22:12 - MA Update
26:51 - MVP
36:17 - No one wants to be the mayor of Kyle
41:25 - TikTok Trend leads to arrests for fraud

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This morning on The Morning After, a woman is suing JetBlue over a ice cream sandwich that was too cold, a man was upset that his son forgot his birthday on Florida/Not Florida, someone stole a lot of cheese in London, our MVP urinated on his own steering wheel, a tattoo shop in Colorado is combatting a parking dispute with a giant penis mural, and two soccer referees have lost their jobs after drunkenly stealing a street sign.

00:03 - Ice cream sandwich lawsuit
04:21 - Florida/Not Florida
11:22 - Someone stole a lot of cheese
18:32 - MVP
25:06 - Tattoo shop’s penis mural
31:23 - Soccer referees steal street sign

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This morning on The Morning After, a high school principal put the PAL in principal by holding the beer bong, a startup wants to install a camera on your toilet to take pictures of your poop, we fed a ‘piggy’ a Snickers on Missed Connections, a woman’s picture of the Aurora Borealis was just lights from a tomato plant, our MVP got a DUI on a Zamboni, a rooster named Rico is headed to court in France, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:03 - Principal holds beer bong
08:18 - Camera takes pictures of your poop
13:14 - Missed Connections
21:14 - ‘Aura’ from the tomato plant
26:06 - MVP
34:57 - Loud rooster headed to court
39:46 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, a woman attacked her husband while watching TV on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a family in New Jersey has added breast milk to their diet, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man in Florida hit his neighbor in the head with a bag of dog poop, our MVP made a dish for the pot luck that got over 40 people sick, a man discovered his brother having sex with his wife in the backseat of a car while his mother was behind the steering wheel, and a church started showing porn during a singalong.

00:03 - Why you mad, bro?
08:33 - Family adds breast milk to diet
14:55 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:44 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:06 - Man hits neighbor with bag of dog poop
31:36 - MVP
39:23 - Man finds brother having sex with wife with mom in car
45:12 - Church shows porn during singalong

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This morning on The Morning After, a landlord fined over the smell of ‘animal waste’ at a building he owned claims it was just a fart, there’s been more butter thefts in Canada, a man asked Google where church’s keep their money on Florida/Not Florida, police officers in Oregon want to play hide and seek with members of the public, our MVP didn’t strap the casket down properly in the hearse, a bird that was loose in a grocery store for four months has finally been caught, and an airline will start shaming ‘gate lice.’

00:03 - Landlord says ‘animal waste’ was just a fart
07:32 - More butter thefts in Canada
14:49 - Florida/Not Florida
22:45 - Police officers want to play hide and seek
27:39 - MVP
34:18 - Bird loose in grocery store finally caught
38:10 - Shaming ‘gate lice’

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