The Morning After’s Audio Dump Podcast

This morning on The Morning After, a man high on drugs went to the hospital and got stuck in the ceiling, the piece of art that was just a banana duct-taped to a wall recently sold for millions, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, authorities in Montana are using drones to keep bears away from residential areas, our MVP put up his own signs to deter speeding and distracted driving, Adam told us about his love of ’scary stairs,’ and a church in Switzerland recently introduced AI Jesus.

00:03 - Man on drugs gets stuck in hospital ceiling
07:14 - Banana duct-taped to wall sells for millions
12:58 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:07 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:00 - Using drones to keep bears away from people
31:02 - MVP
40:08 - Scary stairs
48:48 - AI Jesus

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This morning on The Morning After, a dog sitter was caught filming OnlyFans content in a client’s home, you should be getting your winter penis soon, Tyler Kring from Michigan Sugar joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man was caught masturbating in his neighbor’s yard by their security camera, our MVP sent a text to the wrong number, a plane was grounded after over 100 hamsters got loose on it, and a new tourist attraction in the UK is just a phone stuck in ice.

00:03 - Dog sitter films OnlyFans content
08:48 - Winter penis
14:06 - Florida/Not Florida
23:34 - Man masturbates in neighbor’s yard
27:44 - MVP
34:02 - Over 100 hamsters ground plane
39:45 - Phone in ice becomes tourist attraction

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This morning on The Morning After, a disagreement on the pickleball court led to someone getting kicked in the face, the Australian government is asking people to ‘chart their farts,’ the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, Barry Owens from Treetops Resort joined us to talk all things Treetops this winter, our MVP left his bag of drugs on a train, a robot managed to kidnap other robots, and a church is trying to get more people through its doors by hosting wrestling matches.

00:03 - Pickleball players gets kicked in the face
08:28 - Australia asking people to ‘chart their farts’
13:41 - Florida/Not Florida
22:47 - Treetops Resort interview
33:02 - MVP
40:02 - Robot kidnaps other robots
45:05 - Church hosting wrestling matches

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This morning on The Morning After, a family confessed to eating a meal that their child had urinated on, a doctor that studies fetishes talked about the weirdest ones he has encountered, a phone company in the UK has created AI that will confuse scammers, our MVPs wore a bear suit to destroy their own cars, a man hired a job quitting firm to quit his job at a job quitting firm, and a fire station caught fire while its firefighters were out fighting a fire.

00:03 - Family eats meal kid urinated on
09:22 - Weirdest fetishes
16:11 - AI that confuses scammers
22:06 - MVP
31:09 - Job-quitting firms
37:00 - Fire station catches fire

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This morning on The Morning After, a man with a 19-inch penis used weights to make it bigger, a company is looking for a sex doll tester, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us for Florida/Not Florida, we met Magnet Man’s arch nemesis, our MVP shouldn’t have been participating in a strongman competition, a man entered a deer he shot in Arkansas in a Louisiana buck contest, and a woman transporting drugs claims she thought it was just cash and cheese.

00:03 - Man used weights on penis to make it longer
09:28 - Sex doll tester
16:09 - Florida/Not Florida
25:09 - Magnet Man’s arch nemesis
29:42 - MVP
38:27 - Man enters buck shot in different state
43:15 - Drug mule thought it was cash and cheese

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This morning on The Morning After, someone peed in the pit during a Sabrina Carpenter show, a man was stabbed for ‘talking over food’ on Florida/Not Florida, a woman’s garage was invaded by frogs, our MVP didn’t check the URL before going to print, more than half of the escaped monkeys in South Carolina have been caught, and Outdoor Driven founder and CEO Andrew Comtois joined us.

00:03 - Sabrina Carpenter pit pee
06:03 - Florida/Not Florida
12:38 - Woman’s garage invaded by frogs
17:06 - MVP
27:12 - MA Update
30:24 - Outdoor Driven interview

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This morning on The Morning After, a man was charged with larceny after not paying for a lap dance, a woman is going viral for breastfeeding her eight baby dolls, a man threw away a sandwich on Missed Connections, 43 monkeys recently escaped a testing facility in South Carolina, our MVP thought two butt plugs were door knobs, a man living above a bar is upset about the noise from the bar, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:03 - Lap dance larceny
10:03 - Woman breastfeeding baby dolls
15:42 - Missed Connections
24:42 - 43 monkeys escape
30:08 - MVP
37:21 - Man living above bar complains about the noise
43:04 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, condensation from an AC unit was mistaken for holy water, a city in Oregon will now celebrate Exploding Whale Day, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, government officials in Hong Kong want to put baby pictures up in offices to encourage baby making, our MVP used a truck that was previously involved in a cooking oil theft case to try and steal more cooking oil, the black balls that washed up on Australian beaches have been identified, and a college football fan punched a police horse.

00:03 - Condensation from AC unit mistaken for holy water
10:44 - Exploding Whale Day
19:21 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
25:52 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
31:39 - Baby pictures in office to encourage baby making
37:10 - MVP
45:30 - Black balls on beaches identified
51:02 - College football fan punches police horse

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This morning on The Morning After, hackers want their ransom paid in baguettes, the Philippines is home to the world’s largest chicken-shaped building, Tyler from Michigan Sugar Company joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman bought peanut butter cups that were missing peanut butter, our MVP pulled the classic ‘pee in the iron’ prank, a town in Italy is selling cans of air, and a tortoise missing for almost two weeks was found less than 100 feet from the house.

00:03 - Hackers want to be paid in baguettes
08:03 - Philippines is home to big chicken-shaped building
13:50 - Florida/Not Florida
24:42 - Peanut butter cups missing peanut butter
30:42 - MVP
39:05 - Town in Italy selling cans of air
43:35 - Missing tortoise found less than 100 feet from home

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This morning on The Morning After, a British tourist in Thailand was covered in feces when he fell off his balcony and through the ceiling of an Internet cafe, a drug dealer’s air freshener is the reason he was caught, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a surfer was attacked by a shark at the same beach he was attacked ten years ago, our MVP should have just paid the bus fare, a pig named Strawberry got drunk on leftover beer, and redheads are better in the sack.

00:03 - Tourist covered in feces falls through ceiling
07:40 - Drug dealer’s air freshener leads to arrest
14:12 - Florida/Not Florida
23:11 - Shark attack at same beach
27:48 - MVP
35:32 - Pig named Strawberry gets drunk
41:06 - Redheads are better in the sack

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