This morning on The Morning After, a woman is deathly afraid of ketchup, performing CPR is a dealbreaker for this couple, we got together for game night on Missed Connections, a company has taken away a woman’s AI voice after she said an inappropriate word, our MVP robbed a business at the ripe old age of 5, a man only got a sandwich when he robbed a Subway, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Woman deathly afraid of ketchup
10:48 - Doing CPR is a dealbreaker
17:38 - Missed Connections
27:10 - Company takes away woman’s AI voice
34:11 - MVP
41:56 - Robber only gets a sandwich from Subway
46:43 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, a student in China set his dorm on fire after attempting to burn his sex doll, the burning feeling a woman had in her legs was actually parasites trying to get to her brain, an elderly couple in the UK is dealing with the neighbor from hell, our MVP has a 6-3 record when it comes to running from the cops, and a bear has made his home under a house in California.

00:13 - Student sets dorm on fire while burning sex doll
07:31 - Burning feeling caused by parasites
13:45 - UK couple dealing with neighbor from hell
19:26 - MVP
26:23 - Bear makes home under house in CA

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This morning on The Morning After, a woman got revenge on her ex by filling his gas tank with ‘pre-sucked’ Skittles and Coke Zero, a new TikTok Trend in Brazil has teens injecting themselves with butterfly remains, Sugar Daddy Tyler from Michigan Sugar joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man’s day started with alarms and sending penis pics to his contacts, our MVP drove from Michigan to Pennsylvania to light his ex’s Internet boyfriend’s house on fire, and there’s a plump beaver in Chicago that needs a name.

00:13 - Woman puts ‘pre-sucked’ Skittles and Coke Zero in gas tank
07:48 - TikTok Trend
13:38 - Florida/Not Florida
23:17 - Man’s day starts with alarms and penis pics
27:48 - MVP
36:18  - Plump beaver in Chicago needs a name

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This morning on The Morning After, two men attempted to use a cannon to launch drugs into a prison, village in China upset tourists when they put cotton on buildings to mimic snow, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, an opossum had to go to the emergency room after eating an entire cake, our MVP’s fingerprints were left on a bag of Goldfish crackers, a man in Oklahoma holds the Guinness World Record for the world’s largest collections of bricks, and exactly what you would expect to happen happened when a woman tried to take a selfie with a shark.

00:13 - Two men attempt to use cannon to get drugs into prison
08:11 - Village uses fake snow when they don’t have enough real snow
12:34 - Florida/Not Florida
21:38 - Opossum eats entire cake
26:14 - MVP
33:36 - World’s largest brick collection
39:21 - What did you think was going to happen?

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This morning on The Morning After, two men can’t agree on why they stabbed each other, a cat and a sheep have been been named a zoo’s Couple of the Year, a man tried to make his move on his cousin on Missed Connections, a man is losing weight by eating an entire roasted chicken every day, our MVP has been banned from every single Walmart, a couple was recently involved in what we called a ‘dildo drubbing’ and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Men can’t agree on why they stabbed each other
07:35 - Cat and sheep are couple of the year
13:21 - Missed Connections
23:41 - Man eating a roasted chicken every day
29:31 - MVP
37:37 - Dildo drubbing
43:41 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, a woman is demanding her money back from a psychic that promised to find her love, Pornhub released their annual Super Bowl statistics, a robbery went very, very wrong on Florida/Not Florida, it’s not just women that are selling their farts in jars, our MVP took out a couple of mailboxes with his lawnmower, we had an update on the guy that’s still searching for his Bitcoin hard drive in a landfill, and a woman in Japan was arrested for squishing buns in a convenience store.

00:13 - Woman wants money back from psychic
08:14 - Pornhub Super Bowl stats
14:28 - Florida/Not Florida
24:52 - Man sells his farts in jars
30:48 - MVP
38:16 - MA Update
43:59 - Woman arrested for squishing buns

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This morning on The Morning After, a man trashed a Great Clips on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ we introduced you to a lonely donkey named Earl, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a company in California allows you to join the Mile High Club in their hot air balloon, our MVP might be the worst sports parent ever, a passenger’s Wifi network name caused a long delay, and a supermarket chain in the UK is looking for a Chief Chicken Officer.

00:13 - Why you mad, bro?
10:12 - Earl the lonely donkey
16:20 - Florida/Not Florida
25:00 - Hot air balloon Mile High Club
29:43 - MVP
39:21 - Wifi name causes flight delay
43:44 - Supermarket is looking for CCO

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This morning on The Morning After, a job in Japan is offering new employees free drinks and the chance to take time off when they’re hungover, two guys with drugs stopped to ask cops for directions on Florida/Not Florida, a man in France was fined for being on his speakerphone in public, our MVP is spreading feces all of the walls of a Stellantis engine plant in Indiana, fatbergs caused a Bryan Adams concert to be canceled in Australia, and Waffle House is officially beefing with Cracker Barrel.

00:13 - Job offering free drinks and ‘hangover time’
06:18 - Florida/Not Florida
13:59 - Man fined for being on speakerphone
20:00 - MVP
30:20 - Fatbergs cancel Bryan Adams concert
39:01 - Waffle House and Cracker Barrel beef

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This morning on The Morning After, we introduced you to a man named McGreasy, a man dressed as a banana attacked Rock Lobsters fans in Georgia, we wrote a ’Thank you’ note to an architect on Missed Connections, a recent study asked people if they would be OK with their significant other having sex with a robot that looked like them, our MVP barked like a dog inside a store for one hour, a woman shopping for groceries ended up covered in sewage, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - McGreasy
09:09 - Banana attacks Rock Lobster fans
15:30 - Missed Connections
24:08 - Sex robot cheating
29:37 - MVP
37:06 - Grocery shopper covered in sewage
42:24 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, a woman stabbed her soon-to-be-husband after an argument about the wedding venue, a city in Georgia wants to set the Guinness World Record for the most people playing a kazoo at the same time, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we had an update on the plate of peeled bananas showing up on a street corner in the UK, our MVP got drunk before the swim class he was teaching, a woman in The Netherlands found a seal in her hotel room, and a judge got out of jury duty by saying he believes everyone is guilty.

00:13 - Woman stabs fiancé over wedding venue
08:59 - Guinness World Record for kazoo players
14:33 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:53 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:32 - MA Update
33:18 - MVP
41:56 - Woman finds seal in hotel room
46:21 - Judge gets out of jury duty

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