This morning on The Morning After, a man proved why you shouldn’t just Google your symptoms, a jazz band in the UK is getting booked to put cows ‘in the mood,’ the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a delicious Baja Blast can do more than quench your thirst, our MVP tried to turn lottery tickets into the store he stole them from, there’s a new Guinness World Record for most fist bumps in thirty seconds, and a family cat went on a 100-mile joyride.

00:13 - Don’t just Google your symptoms
06:54 - Jazz band booked to play for cows
11:16 - Florida/Not Florida
20:56 - Baja Blast saves the day
25:15 - MVP
31:59 - There’s a new fist bump world record
37:28 - Cat goes on 100-mile joyride

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This morning on The Morning After, a man in Florida attacked his dad on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a bar livestreams its patrons for you to watch from home, a man with bad breath made an appearance on Missed Connections, we had an update on the teacher that brought cocaine to school, our MVPs left their teenage son on the side of the road with a bag of guns and told him to fend for himself, a woman broke into a home and cut a man’s sack, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Why you mad, bro?
09:55 - Bar livestreams its patrons
14:56 - Missed Connections
24:35 - MA Update
30:46 - MVP
39:02 - Woman breaks into home, cuts man’s sack
43:56 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, there was a feces fiasco in northern Michigan, we had an update on the last of the ten escaped New Orleans inmates, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a woman tried to cure her back pain by eating eight live frogs, our MVP stuck a Thermos in his butt, a man robbed a grocery store to visit his grandson in prison, and a woman was arrested for stealing a car, stealing guns, and picking peppers.

00:13 - Northern Michigan feces fiasco
08:28 - MA Update
13:34 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:11 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
25:05 - Woman eats frogs to cure back pain
30:23 - MVP
38:00 - Man robs grocery store to go to prison
43:13 - Woman steals car, guns, picks peppers

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This morning on The Morning After, a man was hospitalized after eating six pounds of gummy bears, we had an update on the Molly Malone statue, there was a fight over a shopping cart on Florida/Not Florida, grandmas are turning to OnlyFans to make extra money, our MVP really wanted another woman’s NASCAR shirt, a man gave up his job to be a stay-at-home son, and a man drove himself to the hospital after being bitten twice by a shark.

00:13 - Man eats six pounds of gummy bears
07:16 - MA Update
12:33 - Florida/Not Florida
21:05 - Grandmas turns to OnlyFans
27:40 - MVP
35:48 - Man quits job to be Stay-At-Home Son
41:30 - Man bit by shark twice drives to hospital

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This morning on The Morning After, ‘Silver Snorters’ are landing in the hospital in the UK, the world’s largest mosquito factory is now open in Brazil, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, Big Daddy Collin likes us now, our MVP should have changed his underwear, a lottery winner found himself in the hospital after a three-month bender, and a new supergroup of monster hunters has come together to find Bigfoot, Yeti, and the Loch Ness Monster.

00:13 - Silver snorters
08:36 - World’s largest mosquito factory
13:16 - Florida/Not Florida
23:01 - Big Daddy Collin
26:49 - MVP
33:57 - Lotto winner goes on bender
38:05 - Supergroup of monster hunters

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This morning on The Morning After, ‘pube wigs’ are all the rage in Russia, a man threw a pineapple at police on Florida/Not Florida, there was a salsa heist in Canada, our MVP put tampons in her ex-boyfriend’s yard, the sugar a company is extracting from used toilet paper will NOT be the same sugar they use in food, and a man in Gaylord was upset when he didn’t win the big Keno jackpot (until he found out the winner was him).

00:13 - Pube wigs
04:06 - Florida/Not Florida
12:21 - Salsa heist in Canada
17:36 - MVP
26:50 - Sugar extracted from toilet paper
31:24 - Keno winner was upset he didn’t win

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This morning on The Morning After, a swan named Mr. Terminator has been evicted from a town in England for trying to drown other birds, a stoner called the cops on himself, a man needed an E-bike charger on Missed Connections, a hotel is introduced a smelly alarm clock, our MVP stole a motorized cart to go to a doctor’s appointment, the noise a woman thought her car was making was from a fireplace soundtrack, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Mr. Terminator evicted
07:18 - Stoner calls cops on himself
12:19 - Missed Connections
20:34 - Smelly alarm clock
25:48 - MVP
32:00 - Car noise is just fireplace soundtrack
37:53 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, parents are enraged after a man fed their children grapes through a fence, a couple is getting divorced after they discovered their pets don’t get along, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man lost his job after claiming he put his penis in a coworker’s sandwich (he got it back), our MVP was upset that she had to pay an extra dollar for more sauce, the Taco Bell Ultramarathon is this weekend, and a man will serve time after stabbing a bouncer at his baby’s gender reveal party.

00:13 - Man feeding kids grapes through fence
08:17 - Couple gets divorced over pets
13:50 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:59 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:37 - Man fired for claiming he put penis in sandwich
33:37 - MVP
40:04 - Taco Bell Ultramarathon
46:42 - Stabbing at gender reveal

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This morning on The Morning After, we paid tribute to Grady Judd and his classic one-liners, a TikTok doc told his followers the strangest thing he found in a patient’s butt, a man told police he was speeding to a bathroom on Florida/Not Florida, the winner of Fat Bear Week has been crowned, our MVP reenrolled in high school to play football, a new work trend has people taking off their shoes, and a man got out of paying tolls by placing socks over his license plate.

00:13 - Appreciation for Grady Judd
07:23 - Strangest thing a TikTok doc found
14:21 - Florida/Not Florida
21:56 - Fat Bear Week winner
27:52 - MVP
36:01 - New trend sees people taking off shoes
41:33 - Man uses socks to get out of tolls

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This morning on The Morning After, a man killed and ate his own peacocks after his neighbor wouldn’t stop feeding them, people in China are selling their fingernails online, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, two women from the USA are champion cheesemongers, our MVP thought he could outrun a police officer on a horse, a woman won a Mortal Kombat tournament while holding a newborn, and someone in the UK thought it was a good idea to write an article about the benefits of marrying your first cousin.

00:13 - Man eats and kills peacocks to spite neighbor
07:14 - People selling fingernails online
12:53 - Florida/Not Florida
22:20 - Champion cheesemongers
27:10 - MVP
35:50 - Woman wins tournament holding baby
41:59 - UK article says it’s good to marry cousin

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