This morning on The Morning After, a couple was arrested after joining the ‘Mile High Club,’ scientists have given robots metabolism, we played a very rare Thursday edition of Florida/Not Florida, a family keeps receiving packages of dish soap from Amazon, our MVP was whoever was working the help desk at Clorox and gave their password to a hacker, a dispensary in Wisconsin is hosting a Blood For Bud blood drive, and a distinct foot tattoo led to the arrest of a cocaine kingpin.

00:13 - Couple arrested after joining ‘Mile High Club’
07:37 - Robot metabolism
13:03 - Florida/Not Florida
22:41 - Family keeps receiving dish soap from Amazon
27:24 - MVP
38:01 - Blood for Bud
41:44 - Foot tattoo leads to kingpin’s arrest

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This morning on The Morning After, we kicked off the show with ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ a headline about a man surviving on beer alone for a month was a bit deceiving, a man got naked and hid in a tanning bed at closing time on Florida/Not Florida, an employee at a zoo in Thailand dressed as Moo Deng to practice a hippo escape, our MVP pushed a teenager out of the way to get closer to the parade at The Magic Kingdom, and officers enforcing fares in Toronto have a fun new name.

00:13 - Why You Mad, Bro?
08:18 - Man ‘survives’ on beer alone for a month
13:46 - Florida/Not Florida
22:10 - Employee dresses up at Moo Deng
27:24 - MVP
35:27 - Officers enforcing fares have new name

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This morning on The Morning After, someone lost their internship after biting and roaring at fellow employees, the banana art installation has been eaten again, a man hit police with the ‘Sike!’ on Florida/Not Florida, we played ‘What’s The Noise’ for the first time in 2025, our MVP peed off a rooftop bar and onto people, there’s a Bottomless Bandit on the loose in Florida, and a man was arrested for DUI while on his lawnmower on a toll road.

00:13 - Intern bites and roars at coworkers
10:07 - Banana art installation eaten again
16:01 - Florida/Not Florida
24:39 - What’s That Noise?
31:30 - MVP
40:27 - Bottomless Bandit
46:14 - Man arrested for DUI on lawnmower

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This morning on The Morning After, locals complained about ‘loud moaning’ coming from a swingers fest in the UK, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, women are selling their breast milk on Facebook Marketplace to bodybuilders, our MVP was upset after a baseball hit his truck in the fire station parking lot, a bear forced the cancellation of a golf tournament in Japan, and the Pork Belly Bandit has been caught in Florida.

00:13 - ‘Loud moaning’ coming from swingers fest
06:57 - Florida/Not Florida
15:34 - Women selling breast milk on Facebook
21:56 - MVP
30:01 - Bear forces cancelation of golf tournament
36:08 - Pork Belly Bandit

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This morning on The Morning After, a man was arrested after chugging Tabasco sauce in a sporting goods store parking lot and threatening to fight people, a ‘body’ in a canal was just a discarded sex doll, someone lost their watch on Missed Connections, a woman convinced a bunch of monk to have sex with her and then blackmailed them, our MVP put a real phone number on a fake missing cat t-shirt, someone forgot to change the password on McDonalds’ hiring AI, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Man chugs Tabasco in parking lot
09:15 - ‘Body’ is just discarded sex doll
16:06 - Missed Connections
26:18 - Woman blackmails monks
32:31 - MVP
40:50 - McDonalds AI hiring software hacked
45:14 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, Boise has a serial butt slapper, a stubborn moose has forced a trail to close, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man who went through a hair transplant should have listened to his doctors, our MVP defended the honor of a chicken hit by a car, and a man claims he stored his drugs in a stranger’s chimney.

00:13 - Boise’s serial butt slapper
09:28 - Stubborn moose forces trail closure
14:59 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:54 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
25:07 - Hair transplant recipient didn’t listen
32:42 - MVP
41:11 - Man claims drugs are in stranger’s chimney

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This morning on The Morning After, a bag of Dick’s helped catch an arson suspect, Florida’s Nail Bandit has been captured, a man in an bikini tried to rob a doughnut shop on Florida/Not Florida, a woman battled a rare disease that caused her boobs to grow uncontrollably, our MVP was receiving a lot more money in her paycheck than she should have been, we had a gruesome story about a man putting his penis in the sand that was made a little less gruesome by some peppy music, and a man escaped prison by sneaking out in his cellmate’s laundry bag.

00:13 - Bag of Dick’s helps catch suspect
08:33 - Florida’s Nail Bandit captured
15:02 - Florida/Not Florida
23:46 - Disease causes woman’s boobs to grow
28:59 - MVP
39:53 - Gruesome story, peppy music
46:34 - Prisoner sneaks out in laundry bag

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This morning on The Morning After, a man’s encounter with a mountain lion in New York went viral, a woman on TikTok is stealing lunches to meet men, a man stole a bunch of sex toys from Walmart on Florida/Not Florida, a new TikTok Trend has people freeze branding themselves, our MVPs decided to twerk on a cop car, the mystery of the toe found gift-wrapped in a box in Washington has been solved, and an AI chat bot back out of its chess match against an Atari 2600.

00:13 - Viral mountain lion encounter
08:28 - Woman stealing lunches to meet men
15:56 - Florida/Not Florida
24:28 - TikTok Trend
30:51 - MVP
40:59 - Gift-wrapped toe mystery solved
46:41 - AI backs out of chess match

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This morning on The Morning After, a woman keeps receiving fake leather car seat covers she didn’t order, there’s a gimp in a cat suit on the loose in the UK, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, chimps at a sanctuary are putting blades of grass in their butts, our MVP crashed her car and bit an officer on the causeway, there was controversy at a baby crawling contest, and a woman was arrested for operating a medical spa out of her shed.

00:13 - Woman receiving car seat covers
09:12 - Gimp in cat suit in the UK
15:27 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:43 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
25:44 - Chimps sticking grass in their butts
31:36 - MVP
38:18 - Controversy at baby crawling contest
44:27 - Woman operating med spa out of shed

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This morning on The Morning After, a man through a freezer at another man on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ someone left a pig behind at a park in Pennsylvania, Sugar Daddy Tyler joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, Gen Z think they have invented something called ‘micro-retirement,’ our MVP celebrated his birthday with a meth-fueled joyride on a tourist trolley in Florida, we had another bear doing bear things, and a McCrime was committed at a McDonalds in Pennsylvania.

00:13 - Why you mad, bro?
09:31 - Someone left a pig at a park
14:41 - Florida/Not Florida
24:32 - Micro-retirement
29:48 - MVP
38:28 - Another bear doing bear things
44:21 - McCrime at McDonalds

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