This morning on The Morning After, a man stole a bus after realizing the bus he wanted was full, two guys stole a roadside sign on Florida/Not Florida, authorities in Japan want kids to carry plastic bottles to scare away bears, our MVP is a former police chief accused of trying to hire a prostitute (that was also a police officer), someone discovered that a Velodrome in England makes fart noises when you set off fireworks near it, and a kebab shop brawl spilled out into the streets.

00:13 - Man steals bus after his bus was full
05:57 - Florida/Not Florida
14:25 - Kids carrying plastic bottles to combat bears
20:06 - MVP
28:00 - Velodrome makes fart noises
34:07 - Kebab shop brawl

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This morning on The Morning After, a man shot at three people in a parking lot on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ a teen has been charged after putting googly eyes on a statue, someone pooped their pants on a bus on Missed Connections, a man’s seeing boobs after his recent eye surgery, lack of toilet paper led our MVP to throw chew at an employee, a museum in Germany offers up a ‘Grumpy Guide,’ and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Why You Mad, Bro?
09:30 - Teen puts googly eyes on statue
15:08 - Missed Connections
24:32 - Man sees boobs after surgery
30:31 - MVP
37:38 - Grumpy Guide
42:09 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, a man was spotted walking around the campus of Purdue University covered in peanut butter, we learned a little too much about former NFL lineman Matt Kalil, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a dog’s new haircut had locals in Scotland thinking a lion was on the prowl, our MVP sent out death letters to over 500 living people, we had more fights in supermarkets, and we put officially put a bow on Halloween.

00:13 - Man covered in peanut butter at Purdue
09:00 - Matt Kalil has a massive penis
16:29 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
23:16 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
29:21 - Dog’s new haircut makes it look like a lion
35:12 - MVP
46:38 - Massachusetts supermarket brawl
53:01 - Halloween wrap-up

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This morning on The Morning After, a bank robber in Ohio asked if the money he stole could be added to his prison commissary, a woman was fined $1,400 after her cat trespassed in her neighbor’s yard, a man was naked and doing doughnuts in his car in a church parking lot on Florida/Not Florida, France is holding a funeral plot lottery, our MVP threatened to stab a man for taking too long in the bathroom stall, Kentucky’s Secretary of State had to remind residents that they didn’t have an election, and Japan is deploying the military to deal with an increase in bear attacks.

00:13 - Robber wants money added to his commissary
10:17 - Woman fined $1,400 for trespassing cat
15:18 - Florida/Not Florida
23:43 - France holding funeral plot lottery
30:15 - MVP
38:35 - Kentucky didn’t have an election
45:52 - Japan deploys military for bears

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This morning on The Morning After, a man received all of his coworkers’ salaries in his paycheck and refused to give the money back, the Louvre’s security password was pretty obvious, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man traveled almost 2,000 miles for a haircut, our MVP is a now-former judge who was caught peeing in front of the courthouse, Shawna Walraven from the Bay Area Community Foundation and Nicole Luczak from United Way Bay County joined us to talk about the pause in SNAP benefits and how we can help, and a woman dumped her long-term boyfriend after she found him flirting with NPCs on ‘The Sims.’

00:13 - Man receives all of coworkers’ salaries
07:53 - Louvre’s security password was obvious
14:33 - Florida/Not Florida
24:40 - Man travels 1,900 miles for haircut
29:43 - MVP
40:22 - SNAP benefits interview
48:16 - Woman dumps man flirting on ‘The Sims’

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This morning on The Morning After, the same artist that taped a banana to a wall is selling his solid gold toilet, a man with a ‘noticeable bulge’ was stealing from a hardware store on Florida/Not Florida, a man assaulted teenaged trick-or-treaters with a NERF gun, our MVPs were caught taking pictures of a woman’s feet that they had pulled over, a man was caught on camera stealing shoes off porches, and a cyclist survived a fall down a ravine by drinking wine.

00:13 - Artist selling solid gold toilet
06:11 - Florida/Not Florida
15:01 - Man assaults teen trick-or-treaters
20:07 - MVP
29:22 - Porch pirate caught stealing shoes
35:43 - Cyclist falls down ravine, survives on wine

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This morning on The Morning After, a woman was accidentally sent cadaver fingers and arms, a drunk man fell into the yard of a butcher shop and ate a bunch of sausages, there was a lot of bending over on Missed Connections, a new ‘fake tongue’ can tell you how spicy something is, our MVP let students hit her vape, Adam complete five straights days of monkey stories, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Woman receives fingers and arms
08:51 - Drunk man falls into butcher’s yard
13:07 - Missed Connections
24:47 - Fake tongue tastes spicy things
30:16 - MVP
37:44 - Monkey coaxed out with cup of coffee
43:51 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, a Detroit police officer attended a courtroom Zoom proceeding without pants, a flight was delayed after two flights attendants got into a fight, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, there was a monkey loose in a Spirit Halloween, Jason Gower answered your legal questions, and a man torched a couple’s Halloween decorations.

00:13 - A Detroit police officer forgot to wear pants
08:31 - Flight attendant fight
13:56 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:05 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
27:18 - Monkey loose in Spirit Halloween
33:16 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
39:10 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
49:57- Jason Gower - Seg. 3
58:55 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4
69:32 - Man torches Halloween decorations

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This morning on The Morning After, a woman was knocked unconscious after she was hit by a duck while riding a roller coaster, a woman thought she was dating the star of ‘Squid Game,’ a man smashed some pumpkins on Florida/Not Florida, test monkeys escaped a truck in Mississippi, our MVP stopped to drink a glass of wine following a break-in, a band added a hot dog griller to their lineup, and ‘throning’ is a new dating trend that isn’t new at all.

00:13 - Woman hit by duck on roller coaster
09:06 - Woman thought she was dating ‘Squid Game’ star
14:23 - Florida/Not Florida
22:37 - Test monkeys escape
26:54 - MVP
34:35 - Band adds hot dog griller
39:31 - Throning

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This morning on The Morning After, Kourtney Kardashian recently announced her own line of vagina lollipops, ropeless bungee jumping has been put on hold, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, Chunkasaurus Rex won the inaugural Fat Squirrel Week in Texas, our MVPs had sex on a restaurant’s patio before robbing it, AI-generated monkeys had authorities in New Jersey scrambling, and Boogie Bites are new booger-shaped candies.

00:13 - Kourtney Kardashian’s vagina lollipops
09:00 - Ropeless bungee jumping
15:11 - Florida/Not Florida
23:13 - Fat Squirrel Week
27:48 - MVP
36:00 - AI-generated monkeys
41:51 - Boogie bites

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