This morning on The Morning After, the Sax Samurai is the Japanese equivalent of Florida’s Tuba Man, a man was awarded $50,000 after he sued a hospital over his 30-hour erection, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, thieves are breaking into slaughterhouses to steal cow gallstones, the TikTok ban led our MVP to start a congressman’s house on fire, another woman had drugs in a bag labeled ‘This bag definitely does not contain drugs,’ and a pizza delivery driver that walked through snow to make a $40 delivery receives a $2 tip.

00:13 - Sax Samurai
08:35 - Man gets $50,000 for 30-hour erection
14:16 - Florida/Not Florida
25:21 - Thieves stealing cow gallstones
30:41 - MVP
39:21 - This bag definitely doesn’t contain drugs
44:18 - Pizza delivery driver tipped $2

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This morning on The Morning After, a man used his car as a weapon on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ another man peed on another plane, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, AI podcast hosts are already getting sick of humans, our MVP handcuffed an 11-year old that definitely didn’t steal a car, a woman got her nose ring stuck on her office chair, and scientists are turning ‘fatbergs’ into perfume and shampoo.

00:13 - Why you mad, bro?
10:42 - Another man urinated on another plane
16:43 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:47 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
28:38 - AI podcast hosts annoyed with real people
35:30 - MVP
44:06 - Woman gets nose ring stuck in chair
50:10 - Fatbergs being turned into perfume and shampoo

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This morning on The Morning After, an influencer removed six of her ribs for a smaller waist, a gang of monkeys stole jewelry from a couple’s home in Sri Lanka, Tyler from Michigan Sugar joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a naked man broke into a home in Michigan, our MVP hired a prostitute and then had his car stolen by that prostitute, dead tick causes woman’s hearing loss, and a retiree in the UK fought off a robber with a pair of jeans.

00:13 - Influencer removes ribs for smaller waist
07:34 - Monkeys break in and steal jewelry
13:12 - Florida/Not Florida
22:48 - Naked man breaks into MI home
28:22 - MVP
37:12 - Dead tick causes hearing loss
43:20 - Retiree fights off robber with a pair of jeans

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This morning on The Morning After, a sex expert wants you all to start doing more hand stuff, someone is leaving cherry tomatoes on a bridge in Ireland, a serial butt slapper is on the loose on Florida/Not Florida, farmers in India are sharing a bear costume to scare away monkeys, our MVP was looking at porn when he should have been protecting and serving, a falconer has lost his job with a soccer club after sharing pictures of his prosthetic penis online, and another person was scammed by a fake celebrity.

00:13 - Sex expert wants more hand stuff
07:41 - Cherry tomatoes left on bridge in Ireland
14:43 - Florida/Not Florida
23:05 - Farmers wearing bear costume to scare monkeys
27:46 - MVP
35:25 - Falconer loses job over penis pics
42:41 - Woman scammed by fake Brad Pitt

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This morning on The Morning After, a woman in Australia has a medical condition that causes her boobs to keep growing, a man put a Hot Pocket in his pocket on Florida/Not Florida, a grandparent in the UK was disgusted by a snowman with snowballs, our MVP had some sexual frustration (to say the least), a burglar was caught in the UK after he stepped in dog poop, and a new sex doll unveiled at CES will set you back $175,000.

00:13 - Woman’s boobs won’t stop growing
07:14 - Florida/Not Florida
16:09 - Grandpa upset over snowman’s snowballs
21:44 - MVP
28:27 - Burglar caught after stepping in dog poop
34:13 - New AI sex doll costs $175,000

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This morning on The Morning After, crocodiles in Indonesia have found a new way to attack humans, a couple put magnets under their skin to feel closer, Teagan joined us for the first Unqualified Love Advice in 2025, Playstation is giving players the chance to smell their games, our MVP probably shouldn’t be sneaking drugs in jail, a sportscaster forgot he was looking at lingerie pics before he went on the air, and we wrapped up the show with the Top 10 weird 911 phone calls Canada received in 2024.

00:13 - Crocodiles have found new way to attack
09:21 - Couple puts magnets under skin
15:08 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
22:25 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
28:43 - Playstation giving players chance to smell game
34:06 - MVP
43:18 - Sportscaster caught looking at lingerie pics
48:53 - Top 10 weird 911 phone calls in Canada

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This morning on The Morning After, a college in England is offering a class on how to talk on the phone, officials in Belgium are warning people to not eat their Christmas trees, a man painting pizza slices on buildings was finally caught on Florida/Not Florida, a snowball fight has been called off due to hard snow, our MVP sent a text looking for drugs to the wrong person, we had our first TikTok Trend of 2025, and we finally know why Gainesville stinks.

00:13 - College creates class to teach phone etiquette
09:34 - Don’t eat your Christmas tree
14:40 - Florida/Not Florida
23:59 - Snowball fight canceled
30:27 - MVP
38:03 - TikTok Trend
45:01 - The reason Gainesville stinks

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This morning on The Morning After, a prisoner tried sneaking all sorts of things into prison in his butthole, someone keeps leaving unpeeled bananas on a street corner in England, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida for the first time in 2025, a man in Japan makes a living by heaping praise on strangers, our MVP helped a stranger and then robbed him, a town in Wales wants you to know they don’t have an Aldi, and a passenger in a driverless vehicle got stuck in a roundabout.

00:13 - Prisoner uses butt to sneak things into prison
07:34 - Unpeeled bananas left on street corner in UK
13:56 - Florida/Not Florida
23:55 - Uncle Praise
29:52 - MVP
38:47 - Fake Aldi in Wales
45:18 - Driverless vehicle stuck in roundabout

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This morning on The Morning After, a passenger on a United Airlines flight got peed on while they were sleeping, a man wore a helmet with a sex toy attached to it on Florida/Not Florida, a man set a world record for stopping the most electric fans with his tongue, our MVP needs to work on his penmanship, a man was impaled by a pipe from the metal chair he was sitting on, and an OnlyFans model is making big bucks with tickle content.

00:13 - United Airlines passenger peed on
06:16 - Florida/Not Florida
14:00 - Man stops fans with his tongue
19:32 - MVP
27:07 - Man impaled by metal folding chair
33:00 - OnlyFans model makes bank with tickle content

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This morning on The Morning After, a little person got punched at a Christmas event by someone associated with a cast member of ‘Jersey Shore,’ the world’s most expensive sex toy costs almost $2 million, we offered up mustache rides on Missed Connections, a woman claims her reckless rubbing led to some reckless driving, our MVP rang in the new year by freeing some prisoners, Spider-Man broke up a fight at a grocery store in LA, and we wrapped up the short week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - ‘Jersey Shore’ associate punches little person
10:32 - World’s most expensive sex toy
18:42 - Missed Connections
28:51 - Reckless rubbing
34:17 - MVP
41:00 - Spider-Man breaks up fight
46:32 - Things We Missed

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