The Morning After’s Audio Dump Podcast

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man was arrested for giving unlicensed, nude massages, women are reading again (and what they’re reading is really weird), we found someone who likes small pickles on Missed Connections, a man tied his ankle monitor to three smiley faced balloons, our MVP robbed the same gas station he was put in prison for robbing thirteen years ago, we had an update on the cop that pulled a gun on a colleague for microwaving fish at work, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Man gives unlicensed, nude massages
08:31 - Women are reading real weird stuff
15:32 - Missed Connections
23:01 - Man ties ankle monitor to balloons
26:32 - MVP
34:20 - MA Update
39:00 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, more violence on the pickleball courts, a man drove drunk to a DWI panel, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a great grandmother recently joined OnlyFans, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and we had a gruesome story involving a man’s eye that we made a little less gruesome with some peppy music.

00:13 - Violence on the pickleball courts
07:43 - Man drove drunk to DUI panel
12:20 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:11 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
24:58 - Great-grandmother joins OnlyFans
30:36 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
39:20 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
50:35 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
58:25 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4
68:46 - Gruesome Story, Peppy Music

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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, an iconic brewpub in Vermont is closing for a bunch of reasons (including the fact that someone keeps pooping on their patio), watching horror movies might make you horny, a woman tried to pay for Taco Bell with a tampon on Florida/Not Florida, TLC is releasing a documentary on Colorado’s Mad Pooper, our MVP threw a box of cockroaches at a librarian, a group gathered in front of Liberty Mutual Insurance HQ to protest Liberty Biberty, and another bear got stuck in a car.

00:13 - Patio pooper leads to brewpub closure
07:38 - Horror movies might make you horny
12:32 - Florida/Not Florida
21:14 - ‘Mad Pooper’ documentary
27:03 - MVP
35:03 - Liberty Biberty protest
40:34 - Another bear got stuck in a car

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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a fishing website in Japan was hacked, pretzels served to students were contaminated with oven cleaner, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida with the chance to win his 75th game, we had an update on the man that swallowed Tiffany earrings after stealing them, our MVP put a return address on letters with an unknown substance he sent to politicians, police were called to investigate a 3-year old soccer player that was just too good, and a woman in a banana costume is being called a hero for calling police after a car drove through a restaurant.

00:13 - Fishing website hacked
08:58 - Pretzels contaminated with oven cleaner
15:11 - Florida/Not Florida
25:42 - MA Update
30:10 - MVP
38:2 0 - Police called over 3-year old soccer player
44:57 - Woman in banana costume is a hero

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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a woman’s noxious farts may have led to her job loss, a man had 170 beer bottles in the cab of his truck on Florida/Not Florida, there’s an SUV in Wyoming driving around with a skeleton orgy taking place on top of it, our MVP is a strip club that’s giving out tuberculosis with their lap dances, a man living in the sewer in Baltimore is accused of taunting children, and the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are suing My Chemical Romance.

00:13 - Farts lead to woman’s job loss
05:29 - Florida/Not Florida
11:46 - Skeleton orgy on top of SUV
18:22 - MVP
25:45 - Man living in sewer accusing of taunting kids
31:00 - Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders sue MCR

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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, the Milwaukee Brewers are wearing custom cups on their World Series run, a UK pumpkin patch might be the worst pumpkin patch, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a monkey that bit 12 people was spanked by those 12 people, our MVP shot up an apartment complex after his neighbor refused to snort cocaine with him, a scientist made chocolate ice cream out of crickets, and a bank robber is headed back to prison after robbing more banks.

00:13 - Milwaukee Brewers custom cups
07:53 - Worst pumpkin patch ever
12:57 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
19:53 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:16 - People bit by monkey get to spank the monkey
30:45 - MVP
38:34 - Chocolate ice cream (with crickets)
43:09 - Bank robber robs banks while under supervision

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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man wearing a Joe Biden mask and eating a banana is popping up on doorbell cameras in Texas, a man in Brazil sold all of his belongings for a bus ticket to meet his (unfortunately) fake girlfriend, a man broke into a home and took a nap on Florida/Not Florida, an e-bike company is advising you to not use their products for jousts, our MVP is a nail salon that gave someone herpes (again), a glitch inside a Tesla led to a woman being surrounded by the sound of farts, and a creepy weirdo broke into different places to steal the insoles out of shoes.

00:13 - Man wearing Biden mask eating banana
08:08 - Man sells belongings to meet fake GF
14:31 - Florida/Not Florida
20:22 - Don’t use our bikes to joust
25:54 - MVP
34:18 - Tesla glitch leads to surround sound farts
39:52 - Creepy weird steals insoles from shoes

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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man is planning to remarry the woman that cut his penis off, Finland won an olive picking championship despite not having any olive trees in the country, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a bear broke into someone porch fridge and drank their alcohol, our MVP doesn’t want houses in their neighborhood handing out large candy bars, a man claiming to not have any clue what he’s doing won an election in Canada, and a woman is suing a restaurant after finding a cow tooth in her taco.

00:13 - Man will remarry woman that cut his penis off
08:21 - Finland wins olive picking championship
14:13 - Florida/Not Florida
25:04 - Bear breaks into porch fridge
28:50 - MVP
39:12 - Man that doesn’t understand politics wins election
45:08 - Woman suing restaurant over cow tooth

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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a resort in the UK recently hosted their first ever ‘fart retreat,’ Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play a rare offseason edition of Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the man accused of stealing a flamingo in Las Vegas, our MVP is a wedding venue in Texas that refused to give a couple their deposit back following the death of the groom, a woman was hit in the head by a falling cactus during a hike, and a menacing monkey threw a cat into a pond before attacking a man.

00:13 - UK resort hosts ‘fart retreat’
06:31 - Florida/Not Florida
15:17 - MA Update
21:23 - MVP
31:53 - Woman hit by falling cactus
37:19 - Monkey throws cat in pond, attacks man

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This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, an apple orchard and a hot air balloon company have the strangest of beefs, a man burned down an entire villa in Bali trying to kill a spider, a man is on the hunt for Tracy with the big boobs on Missed Connections, a nude man in a park claimed he was part of an art exhibit, our MVP did the one thing a getaway driver can’t do, a new TikTok Trend involves being on the floor, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Apple orchard vs. hot air balloon company
07:30 - Man burns entire villa trying to kill spider
12:38 - Missed Connections
20:06 - Nude man claims he’s art
25:39 - MVP
33:20 - TikTok Trend
38:22 - Things We Missed

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