This morning on The Morning After, a man killed and ate his own peacocks after his neighbor wouldn’t stop feeding them, people in China are selling their fingernails online, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, two women from the USA are champion cheesemongers, our MVP thought he could outrun a police officer on a horse, a woman won a Mortal Kombat tournament while holding a newborn, and someone in the UK thought it was a good idea to write an article about the benefits of marrying your first cousin.

00:13 - Man eats and kills peacocks to spite neighbor
07:14 - People selling fingernails online
12:53 - Florida/Not Florida
22:20 - Champion cheesemongers
27:10 - MVP
35:50 - Woman wins tournament holding baby
41:59 - UK article says it’s good to marry cousin

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This morning on The Morning After, another ‘Penis Man’ copycat has been arrested in Arizona, a throuple became a couple on Florida/Not Florida, a woman claims a yawn led to her breaking her neck, our MVP changed his friend’s Netflix username and then pistol-whipped him, there’s a shortage of male porn stars, and sperm racing is now a multi-million dollar business.

00:13 - Another ‘Penis Man’ copycat
05:54 - Florida/Not Florida
14:54 - Yawn breaks woman’s neck
19:23 - MVP
28:55 - Shortage of male porn stars
35:00 - Sperm racing is big business

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This morning on The Morning After, scientists discovered three sharks engaged in a menage a trois, two men were arrested after they stole 91 manhole covers, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we had an update on the woman that sued Hersheys over their peanut butter pumpkins, Attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and a woman received a box of poop, instead of the iPhone she ordered.

00:13 - Sharks engaged in threesome
08:17 - Men steal manhole covers
13:30 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:19 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:31 - MA Update
32:19 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1
41:26 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2
47:44 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3
59:55 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4
66:38 - Woman gets box of poop instead of iPhone

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This morning on The Morning After, Aspen’s Glory Hole Park is getting some much needed upgrades, two people were attacked by a vicious squirrel in California, a man stole a couple of Twisted Teas and hid in a bush on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the methed up flight attendant that took his clothes of mid-trip, our MVPs ran from police and tried their best to blend in, Fat Bear Week is officially underway, and a man got in an unfortunate accident with a traffic light.

00:13 - Glory Hole Park gets upgrades
08:56 - Vicious squirrel attacks two people in CA
14:10 - Florida/Not Florida
23:36 - MA Update
28:41 - MVP
37:07 - Fat Bear Week kicks off
43:42 - Man has accident with traffic light

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This morning on The Morning After, an escort assaulted a man with silly string, the weather is wreaking havoc on the World Conkers Championships again this year, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man is stealing fire hose nozzles in Japan, our MVPs committed five armed robberies before posting about it on social media, ‘heavy’ pop is a new social media trend, and a DoorDasher called police after delivering some suspicious items to a motel room.

00:13 - Escort assaults man with silly string
08:05 - World Conkers Championship
12:39 - Florida/Not Florida
21:21 - Man stealing fire hose nozzles
28:04 - MVP
34:48 - TikTok Trend
40:54 - DoorDasher calls police after delivery

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This morning on The Morning After, marrying your first cousin will soon be illegal in Connecticut, a teaching assistant had a can of poop spray on Florida/Not Florida, an small town in Iowa has outlawed toilet papering, our bus drivin’ MVP made students close the windows and cranked the heat up, we had an update on the bar that was set on fire when they didn’t have any mayonnaise, and people in China are getting ‘tattoos’ on their teeth.

00:13 - Marrying your first cousin illegal in CT
05:45 - Florida/Not Florida
15:26 - Iowa town outlaws toilet papering
20:52 - MVP
30:04 - MA Update
35:29 - Tooth ‘tattoos’

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This morning on The Morning After, a dog mistakenly unveiled its owner’s drug stash to police, a plane couldn’t land after an air traffic controller fell asleep, we were real sock heavy on Missed Connections, monkeys get drunk on fermented fruits, our MVP wore scuba gear to rob a restaurant in Florida, Fat Bear Week kicks off on Tuesday, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Dog leads police to drugs
05:54 - Air traffic controller takes a nap
11:27 - Missed Connections
22:20 - Monkeys get drunk on fermented fruit
27:10 - MVP
37:21 - Fat Bear Week starts Tuesday
41:52 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, the owners of a major strip club chain got out of paying taxes by offering the auditor lap dances and trips, the International Grave Digging Championships happened recently in Hungary, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, three defiant nuns went back to their convent after being moved into a nursing home, our MVP decided to take his prostitute to a Detroit woman’s front yard, an administrator sold the school’s lawnmowers on Facebook Marketplace, and snow has been nominated for the Toy Hall of Fame.

00:13 - Strip club owners get out of paying taxes
08:13 - Grave Digging Championship
13:39 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
20:44 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:25 - Defiant nuns
33:53 - MVP
40:44 - Administrator sells lawnmowers
47:05 - Snow nominated for Toy Hall of Fame

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This morning on The Morning After, a new TikTok Trend involves people peeing in and on things that aren’t a toilet or urinal, we had an update on the teens that peed in broth at a hot pot restaurant, a woman stabbed a man with a fork and bit him on Florida/Not Florida, a town recently elected a new cat mayor, our MVP claimed her husband was driving her home when she was the only one in the car, a new audio illusion made us question whether a chef was saying ‘medium rare’ or ‘medium well,’ and a well-known chef in San Francisco was arrested for robbing three banks.

00:13 - TikTok Trend
10:40 - MA Update
15:48 - Florida/Not Florida
24:30 - Town elects a new cat mayor
30:02 - MVP
37:47 - Medium rare or medium well
45:43 - Well-known chef robs three banks

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This morning on The Morning After, we had controversy at the World Stone Skipping Championship, an influencer made pasta on her tray table during a flight, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a brawl broke out at a restaurant handing out free chicken and rice, our MVPs trashed a school library, a woman sold her soul for Labubu dolls and concert tickets, and a drunk woman just wanted her Baconator, but she was at a Popeyes.

00:13 - Stone Skipping World Championship controversy
08:49 - Influencer makes pasta on flight
14:32 - Florida/Not Florida
24:58 - Brawl breaks out over chicken
30:01 - MVP
38:55 - Woman sells soul for Labubus and tickets
46:01 - Drunk woman just wants Baconator

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