JACKIE'S VIDA LOCA

STARRING:

JACKIE DOLLAR

THEME:   Novelas Are “Hispanic Crack”

Hey Locos!  Somebody always… Dies.  Lies.  Cries.  And runs off with the evil, mother-in-law’s son.  Latinos are ADDICTED to NOVELAS…where every female character wears fake lashes and fake boobs, even if she’s the maid.  Nothing like their gringo “soap opera” counterparts – Novelas are in a league of their own.  Call ‘em “Hispanic Crack” because once you watch 1 rediculous episode – you’re hooked.  Listen as we criticize, laugh at and reason why we continue to watch the Hispanic Novela.  WE TRULY ARE LOCO.