Laurel and Jenny talk having a penis, Jenny's common ground with Fetty Wap, and failed NASCAR meetups.

Laurel and Jenny talk IUD gift bags, Burger King trauma, and bringing the shhh.

Laurel and Jenny talk bastards, dramatic party goers, and Jenny's deranged road trip voice.

Laurel and Jenny talk Fassbender screenings, campsite mutiny, and pulling a Michael Landon.

Laurel and Jenny talk Laurel's poetry corner, rotten sandwiches, and making Courtney Love proud.

Laurel, Jenny and special guest Mary Lynn Rajskub refuse to be desensitized: they talk the spiritual wisdom of Jim Carrey, doing what you gotta do with a period, celebrity car racing, 24, mediocre OBGYNs, and hard numbers.

Jenny sets Laurel up on a "mom blind date" with comedy writer and actress Liz Cackowski. They talk Disney miracles, pull-out babies, the definition of grit, life in the NYC woods, and tequila birth companions.

Laurel and Jenny talk marriage bounce threats, symptoms of d*cksickness, and the dust out state of mind.

Laurel and Jenny talk withholding the wink from pro ballers, Laurel's "street" babysitters, and Jenny's lace bra and panty clad masseuse.

Laurel and Jenny talk entrepreneurial uses for period and cervical fluids, the crime of boredom, and crotch package checking.