The Factory of Sadcast season finale is here! DJ, Ramzy and Eric take a depressing tour back through what we discussed this season as the Browns looked a schedule tailor-made for them to go 14-3 and went 7-10 thanks to Kevin From Accounting and the cloud of the Sex Pest hanging overhead. We also discuss the elephant in the room: Is the Sadcast on Notice?

And, as we close the season, we want to thank our listeners!

0:10 Sadcast Season in Topics
8:45 Stuck With the Sex Pest
13:20 Kevin From Accounting is on the Wrong Career Path
17:30 Browns 2023 Draft Picks
23:30 Sadcast on Notice?
31:05 Listener Mail
36:30 Sadcast Super Bowl Picks

Eric's on his sleigh delivering presents to all of the nice children in Green Bay, WI. It's just Ramzy & DJ this time.

• Topic #1: Browns playoff chances: not technically dead
•Topic #2: Joe Woods: not technically bad
•Topic #3: this season was built for the Browns to go 15-2
•Topic #4: Ag school signing day and Peach bowl discussion
•Topic #5: listener mail
•Topic #6: Saints predictions. Browns -2.5, o/u 32.5

Merry Christmas, kids

Surprise, surprise, the Cleveland Browns are out of playoff contention. After dropping a 23-10 decision in Cincinnati to the Bengals on Sunday–giving Joe Burrow his first career win against them–Cleveland has completely leaned into the ridiculous plan of giving sex pest Deshaun Watson another month to knock off the rust and get back into game shape for 2023. A quarter billion dollars well spent, for sure. DJ, Ramzy and Eric enter the room to discuss another lost season and how the Browns don't even have the NFL Draft to look forward to.

0:11 Out of Playoff Contention
0:45 Take Your Time Being Average, Sex Pest
10:10 Considering the Rest of the Season
19:00 Browns Record Against Good Teams
21:58 Expectations for Last 4 Games
25:30 Ag School v. Bag School in Peach Bowl
30:00 Our Favorite 2022 Browns
32:30 Listener Mail
35:42 Ravens Predictions

EMERGENCY SADCAST - Eric is unavailable so you're getting a raw cut of DJ and Ramzy discussing the heroics of Baker Mayfield in leading the Rams to Thursday night glory over the hapless and perverted Las Vegas Raiders.

The guys also discuss the Browns and Bengals, the NFL's only literal and figurative Father-Son rivalry.

The Factory of Sadcast is back, attempting to come to terms with the fact that the Cleveland Browns had to save the most recent football weekend. The Browns put Tom Brady's old bag of bones in a grave on Sunday, beating the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in overtime, a day after the ag school turtled and got rocked again by the Michigan Wolverines. DJ, Ramzy and Eric discuss this new reality and help you prepare for the return of the sex pest, quarterback Deshaun Watson.

0:10 God, the Browns Saved the Weekend
2:28 Tom Brady v. Jacoby Brissett
7:53 Stepdad, thank u
9:22 Coach Ski v. Coach Ski
13:18 Ag School: JFC
27:06 Better Playoff Odds: Bucks or Browns?
27:43 Skunk in Section 140!
28:30 Hue Jackson's First Season at Grambling
30:05 Listener Mail
35:14 Texans Predictions

The Factory of Sadcast welcomes a friend of the pod, @SportsDataGuy, to the show as we begrudgingly recap the Browns' 31-23 loss to the Buffalo Bills. It's also Bucks week, so this show also gracefully previews the 118th rendition of Ohio State-Michigan. We discuss our favorite Thanksgiving food, that One Night in Indy, and more.

0:10 Welcome, @SportsDataGuy
1:57 Did You Take DJ's Betting Advice?
5:20 "I've gotta be better"
8:20 Someone Did Donuts on the FirstEnergy Stadium Turf!
11:15 Browns 2022 Draft Picks and Draft Slots
19:32 The Game is Almost Here
25:20 One Night in Indianapolis
33:45 Our Top-3 Thanksgiving Foods
36:50 On-air Listener Mail
38:15 Game Predictions

You won't believe this, but the Cleveland Browns completely crapped the bed in Miami, losing 39-17 to the Dolphins, an explicable performance following the bye week. DJ, Ramzy, and Eric return to the Factory of Sadcast to discuss how the Browns never forced a Miami punt, how many yards the 3 of us could have tallied against Cleveland's defense on Sunday, and why on God's green Earth are we still talking about this team.

0:10 The Most Predictable Team in the NFL
1:15 A Horrendous Performance After a Bye
3:50 How Would We Do Against the Browns D
11:09 How Often Should Cleveland Outrush Their Opponent?
12:17 Defining the Delpit Discipline
14:27 History: Miami Never Punted
22:29 Listener Mail
30:10 Bills Predictions

*taps mic* is this thing on? We know it's been a while, folks, but DJ, Ramzy and Eric have all finally returned to the Factory of Sadcast airwaves together for the first time in a few weeks. The Browns are refreshed after an off week where they got to enjoy dumping Joe Burrow and the Bengals (again) on Halloween night. The Sadcast discusses how the Browns could be 7-1, the trip to South Beach this weekend, and how close we are to a full-fledged Sex Pest Revival Tour.

0:10 Fwd: We are Back; Are the Browns Back??
5:55 The Browns Could be 7-1
9:49 Why Can't the Bengals Beat the Browns?
11:50 No Browns Home Game for a Month
16:40 Browns Record Over Final 9 Games
19:00 Listener Mail
30:15 Sadcast Sustainability
33:25 Dolphins Predictions

We're late. We KNOW. We're sorry :( talk to you very soon

Eric and DJ tapped out this week - you're getting Ramzy by himself from an undisclosed location, talking about the Browns' head coach-slash-Nerd-in-Chief, laminated Waffle House menus, the meaning of life and what smart and stupid people have in common. Go Browns, or something.