DJ, Ramzy and Eric lean back into the Factory of Sadcast airwaves and welcome guest host Mia Big Butter to try and sift through the rubble that is a 38-15 Cleveland Browns home loss to the New England Patriots. Is it even worth watching this team as it continues its losing streak this weekend in Baltimore? Let's find out!

0:12 Welcome Back, Big Butter
5:19 The Packers are Now the Wisconsin Browns
9:43 2022 Season: Turnaround, Tank, or YOLO?
11:13 How is Houston Going to Use Cleveland's Draft Picks?
13:27 Who is Coaching the Browns Next Year?
14:00 What is Joe Woods Doing in 2023?
16:07 Any Chance an 8-Game Losing Streak DOESN'T Happen?
19:20 Surprise Game Prediction
20:00 JK Dobbins Stats for Sunday
20:30 Art Modell is Still Worse
23:00 Listener Mail
35:40 Ravens Predictions

If you're curious about how the Browns game went on Sunday, feel free to listen to any of the previous episodes this season. Cleveland fell to the Los Angeles Chargers 30-28, after missing a potential (and very makeable) field goal in the final minute. In this week's episode of the Factory of Sadcast, DJ, Ramzy, and Eric try to talk about the Browns as little as possible ahead of Bill Belichick putting another stake in their 2022 season.

0:10 Hey, Eric Had a Baby
2:37 Laying Groundwork for Sex Pest Redemption Arc?
6:43 Will Joe Woods Last the Season?
7:55 Browns Have Not Played a Good NFL Team Yet
9:40 A Treasure Trove of Listener Mail
28:56 Patriots Predictions

You're never going to believe this, but the Browns pooped down their leg in the 4th quarter of their game at Atlanta on Sunday. Cleveland dropped to 2-2 after losing 23-20 to the Falcons, allowing 13 points in the final stanza. DJ, Ramzy and Eric are back to wonder when it's time to finally put a bow on Kevin Stefanski's tenure as Browns head coach, why he elected to not use Nick Chubb late in the game, and how a potential 8-game losing streak is definitely on the table starting this Sunday against the Chargers.

0:12 Shocker: The Browns Blew It
1:04 Same Song and Dance From Stefanski
7:58 It Makes Sense That Joe Woods Is From Vandergrift, PA
11:09 8-Game Losing Streak on Deck?
15:00 Blame Percentages: Coaching, Players, Opponent
18:06 Forgetting Their Identity
20:22 Listener Mail
30:45 Chargers Predictions

On the shoulders of their bearded, steady-handed, extremely #cool stepdad Jacoby Brissett, the Cleveland Browns moved to 2-1 on the season after they beat the Pittsburgh Steelers in primetime last Thursday night. Is a quarterback controversy brewing in Cleveland? Just how atrocious is the Browns defense? Is anyone in the NFL good? Fear not, the Factory of Sadcast is here to answer those questions.

0:10 Hey, the Browns Beat Pittsburgh
0:39 The Problem You Want to Have
4:02 NFL QBR Ratings
6:06 Concern for Cleveland's Defense
8:05 Is Anyone in the NFL Good??
12:43 Can Cleveland Make the Playoffs?
14:08 Listener Mail
27:08 Browns-Falcons Predictions

What's left to say? The Cleveland Browns led the New York Jets by 13 points with 1:55 left in the 4th quarter on Sunday - and lost. Ramzy, DJ and Eric return to the Factory of Sadcast to digest one of the most incompetent performances and unexpected outcomes in NFL history, read a treasure trove of listener mail and wonder why they still care about this team during this week's therapy session.

0:11 Ramzy's Aeroflot 893 Soliloquy
7:45 Stefanski's Shitburger
9:01 Will This Loss Pay Any Dividends?
12:15 The Saddest Fanbase
14:36 Stefanski's Built-In Excuse
17:34 Listener Mail
19:27 Seek Help, Liz
30:00 Parting Words and Steelers Predictions

After having to be resuscitated via defibrillator, Ramzy, DJ and Eric return to the Factory of Sadcast stage still misty-eyed and distraught after watching Jacoby Brissett and Cade York lead the Cleveland Browns to their first 1-0 start since 2004. The Browns topped Baker Mayfield and the Carolina Panthers 26-24 on the heels of York's 58-yard field goal with 8 seconds left. Up next are the lowly New York Jets, led by Joe Flacco.

0:10 Dude, the Browns are 1-0
0:44 In 2004 We Were...
5:22 Cade York Needs a Nickname
7:08 Rooting Against Baker Mayfield>>>
10:30 Dawg Check Certifications
13:38 Can the Browns Start 4-0?
15:41 Listener DMs
20:19 Browns-Jets Predictions
22:08 First Browns TD
23:19 Number of York Field Goals
24:30 Number of Times Flacco is Sacked
25:02 Will the Browns Be Alone in First Place After This Weekend?

The Factory of Sadcast heard your pleas, and despite our lack of enthusiasm about the Cleveland Browns in 2022, we are back for Season 4 of the podcast. Can the Browns win enough before their sex pest savior is off of suspension to stay in the playoff hunt? How annoying is Baker Mayfield going to be this weekend leading his new team, the Carolina Panthers? Will Cleveland go 1-0 for the first time since 2004? Do we care? Let's talk about it.

0:13 Well, We're Here
0:40 How Excited Are We for the NFL Season
4:21 Week 1 Opponent: Baker Mayfield
7:55 Kevin Stefanski: Year 3
10:51 Can the Browns be Interesting Until Watson Returns?
11:55 Provocative Sex Pest Hypothetical
16:06 Browns-Panthers Score
17:58 First Browns TD
18:13 When Mayfield Gets Sacked
20:33 Ohio State-Arkansas State Score
21:32 Final Thoughts

It's the best time of the year! The NFL Draft opens on Thursday, April 28 in Las Vegas, and though the Cleveland Browns don't have any first round picks, don't think we're not here to get these #takes off. DJ, Ramzy and Eric return to the Factory of Sadcast to reckon with the extremely ridiculous haul the Browns gave up in draft capital to employ a Sex Pest who is going to be suspended for at least part of the 2022 season discuss who we want Cleveland to select, and more.

0:12 Welcome to the Sadcast NFL Draft Spectacular
1:17 Specific Positions We Want Cleveland to Pursue
2:35 Browns Position by Position Breakdown
7:30 A Baker Mayfield Tangent
12:32 Back to the Position Breakdowns
25:00 Ohio State's 2022 Draft Class
26:45 Unanswerable Questions
37:03 Listener Draft Takes

0:10 Sadcast Roundtable
1:33 Deshaun Watson Timeline
6:55 Initial Reaction to Trade News
17:22 Feelings After Having Time to Digest
30:00 Is there a Cancel vs. Counsel Threshold?
35:12 Separating Artists From Art
43:24 Our Current Browns Fandom Status

"Ohio" lost a Super Bowl on Sunday, so you know that DJ, Ramzy and Eric have to get these #takes off. The Cincinnati Bengals, a toilet bowl franchise ran by a lizard-brained owner, lost to the Los Angeles Rams 23-20 in Super Bowl 56. The Factory of Sadcast returns to put a cap on the 2022 football season and offer our initial desires on the NFL Draft from a Cleveland perspective.

0:10 Congratulations "Rams"
1:06 Our Thoughts on Super Bowl 56
8:31 The Bengals are ________
11:40 The Rams are ________
16:28 The Halftime Show was _______
20:47 The Refs were _______
24:10 The Browns are ________
27:31 Baker Mayfield is ________
29:19 The Baseline for the #HandsomeCoach is _______
32:58 The Packers are _______
34:37 NFL Draft/Free Agent Wish Lists
39:05 Listener Mail