Yes, this is a Factory Sealed episode, and yes, you are hearing a LOT of game chat. We refine our already impeccable segues, play some Jak and Daxter, splurge over Mega Man 11, and crown the winner of the Annual Factory Sealed Straddle competition.

Mike gives a new voice to Mickey that nobody wanted to hear while Dan stands in line to look at a window. But at the end of the day, it was all just an illuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusion.

Mike breaks his record and heads off to Mexico, leaving Eric, Dan, and Tom to man the show for some chat about Spyro, EA’s horrible launch of Battlefront 2, and more than enough nerding out over Mega Man.

We go trick or treating and end up with a sweet, tasty Mario Odyssey, but unfortunately somebody also added a turd to our bags named Silent Hill 3.

Let’s pickle! It’s-a-time for some Mario 64, where Mario is less than amused to find a little present in a urinal. We also chat (at length) about our legendary trip to Mike’s wedding.

Brace yourself… this got out of hand.

Mike gets thrown under the bus after last week’s shambles, Eric tries to justify Destiny 2, and we go fastor through Sonice the Hedgepig 3 and Knerkles the Enchilada.

We’re trekking back to the Master System and exploring the magic of Wonderboy 3: The Dragon’s Trap, but not before stopping off to talk about the rest of Horizon, some Uncharted Lost Legacy, renting used games, and make a face out of some trousers hiked up to one man’s nipples.

We’re Gilberting all over the place as super fan and living meme Dan C. Gilbert joins us to discuss Sonic Mania, Sonice the Hedgepig, and Zelda: Links’ Awakening.

It’s a Crisis of Dinosaurs! One might even say it’s a Dino Crisis. We don our power plant engineering outfits to S.O.R.T. out some dinosaur turd; helped along the way by a new visitor named Bort and a few bouts of impromptu singing related to a very specific individual.