Toilet lip gloss, Streets of Rage 2, Road Rash 2, Casper, the best console of all time, and perhaps the most disgustingly feminine way possible to get drunk.

Dan went to Japan. Eric and Jess decide to open an inappropriately name Etsy shop. Some more Majora’s Mask, Hot Shots Golf, and Ecco the Dolphin.

Is Squall really dead? Who is Ellone and why is she sending everyone back in time? Did the sorceress really create SeeD knowing it would be the end of her? What’s going on?!

The prodigal son has returned! Dan Curtis joins the crew to talk about Bloodborne, Majora’s Mask, Final Fantasy Type-0 HD, and the sure-to-be-banned-everywhere video game adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey.

A relative newcomer, a seasoned Final Fantasy veteran, a low level runner, and a wild conspiracy theorist converge upon the first disc of one of the most polarizing Final Fantasy games ever.

That which was once thought impossible has been done. Eric and Jess have completed perhaps the longest game proposed on the show: Suikoden. Final thoughts within.

More Suikoden, Diddy Kong Racing vs. Mario Kart 64, the New Nintendo 3DS XL Majora’s Mask console, and revisiting Ducktails as Eric and Jess set aside their scheduling conflicts and slap together an hour long show.

It’s that time of year again when you secretly hope every gift is another game, but tragically ends up being socks and underwear. (Or maybe your games came wrapped in socks and underwear.) The crew assembles to share their favorite Christmas video game memories and listen to viewer submissions in this very special holiday episode.

Suikoden, growing up with Zelda, how we named our kids, rage quitting, and at what age is it OK to start playing games with your kids are all up for discussion in this special pre-Christmas, two brown colored star show.

Suikoden, growing up with Zelda, how we named our kids, rage quitting, and at what age is it OK to start playing games with your kids are all up for discussion in this special pre-Christmas, two brown colored star show.