The crew treads dangerously into movie game territory with Harry Potter before diving face first into the addicting world of Pokemon Yellow. All while Jess does her absolute best to derail the show right from the outset.

Retro gaming in Canadaland, Parasite Eve, and how Aron felt the need to take his feelings about Pong to the local news. All that and more in the very first episode of Factory Sealed to grace 2013.

Syphon Filter, Mutant League Football, Brave Fencer Musashi, and severe head trauma are all fashionably late to the best dream interpreting retro gaming podcast ever.

Illusion of Gaia, the fall of the almighty Sega, and the long lost art of cartography are dropped into the View Master in this totally Hipster-free edition of the greatest retro video game podcast this side of yesterday.

After a lengthy absence the crew is back all dressed to the nines and ready to wine and dine you into the evening with Bucky O’Hare, Dragon Power, and a strangely curious Smurf fetish.

Rygar, Metroid, hippie beer markets, and freak escalator accidents make up the lion’s share of this particular trip down memory lane.

Faxanadu, FBI Emulator Shakedowns, and retro soundtracks are all lined up for your listening pleasure as we approach the ‘handful of weeks until the end of the world’ mark.

Celebrity slumber parties, Super Marryo Bros., voicemails to Ben, and a whole lot of “tens” are par for the course as we return to our retro roots in this inaugural episode of Factory Sealed.