Read a story about a Transgender woman. So a person who is biologically a man and wants to be a woman. They were misgendered by TSA. TSA has to determine if the person being scanned is a man or a woman. This Woman came in with big breasts and booty shorts and a lot of very feminine attributes. The fake tits set off the scanner so they had to do a pat-down. The female officer who was doing the pat-down then suggested that a man do it. Because the transgender woman had landing gear still. This suggestion triggered here because she IS a woman and has a right to be patted down by a woman. Do the TSA agents also have the right to not pat down someone who is a woman but still has some mail gear?

 

I got drunk at the bar over the weekend. Someone took my keys and told me I needed to take an uber. So..if you’re an uber driver out there and you're missing your car get ahold of me.

And….side note. Uber people's cars drive no different than normal cars, especially when you're drunk.

 

Heard a radio ad talking about infant deaths from being left in hot cars in the summer. The ad suggested putting something important in the back seat so you would remember your baby.

 

I’ve read this thing where most accidents happen 5 miles from home. So I think homeless people are probably the most likely to not have accidents.

 

Will minimum wage spark higher wages for all?

 

Why do people who argue for higher minimum wage always compare minimum age rates to CEO rates?

 

Why do Jeep owners always have to have some sort of sticker on their car? The best is the “it’s  jeep thing you wouldn’t understand” I understand all right. You spent $50k for a $20 general-purpose vehicle that you probably put in 4 lo when you accidentally go down a dirt road.

 

Why do some people in certain vocations feel the need to announce it when they talk.

I hear this a lot from Joe Rogan.

If he’s talking to Chappelle they always quantify everything through the eyes of a comedian.

A historian will do the same thing.

The way they talk I kinda feel like a proctologist.

 

Seems like she should be on the cover of Forbes magazine.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9555307/Minnesota-movie-theater-manager-39-sold-popcorn-COCAINE-hidden-inside-100-bag.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR0wU7saikNcHfbUzZO8KM3jJ-CgrhNDjV4dzUpwUHbDxagbjAKjGfCDhqo 

 

'Sex symbol' model forgets what an orgasm feels like as it's been over 10 years. Guess someone should aim for her face. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/sex-symbol-model-forgets-what-24066017 

 

Give a nerd some money and he does the same thing anyone else who gets money and does not know what to do with it. 

Bill Gates biographer reveals billionaire's wild bachelor past

https://mol.im/a/9550869 

 

This is how I swim so nothing bites my arms or legs. 

The real reason crocodiles pose with 'spirit fingers' in the water

https://mol.im/a/9560685 

 

Who does not need to take their pet fish for a walk?

Japan designs portable fish tanks for seafood and fish lovers

https://mol.im/a/9559181 

 

SNL is just to woke for me. I try watching and there are some funny things but the show is not funny. 

https://nypost.com/2021/05/07/snl-cast-divided-on-guests-elon-musk-morgan-wallen/?utm_campaign=iphone_p6&utm_source=pasteboard_app 

 

Never trust a big but and Instagram pic

Fitness star shows reality behind 'perfect' bikini snaps by breathing outhttps://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/fitness-star-shows-reality-behind-24059679 

Influencer takes snaps minutes apart to show reality behind posed Instagram picshttps://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/influencer-takes-snaps-minutes-apart-24077288 

 

The movie romanticized this so much. Sound pretty horrific. 

Harrowing last days of off-grid man who starved 'after seeds left him paralysed'https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/harrowing-last-days-grid-man-24051650 

 

Would like to see Labrons tweets on this. Maybe the Democrats can be outraged and burn New York down for this death?

https://nypost.com/2021/05/06/inside-two-gangs-whose-turf-war-resulted-in-slaying-of-bk-tot/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=pasteboard_app 

Twitter ‘turning into OnlyFans’ with new Tip Jar that could see sexy pics swapped for cash

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/14879055/how-to-tip-someone-on-twitter/ 

 

Netflix finding new ways to propagate its wokeness. 

Netflix is considering a supplemental service called 'N-Plus'

https://mol.im/a/9553305 

 

I sense she did this for more than the kids. Onlyfans superhero mom will be coming soon…or at least a lot of desperate men will be

Mum spends £50k on Marvel and DC tattoo transformation for superhero-mad sonhttps://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/mum-spends-50k-epic-marvel-24058739 

 

Butter Face and holy ass Batman

Model soaks up sun in bikini after saying she's 'super sore' from butt workoutshttps://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/model-soaks-up-sun-bikini-24059214 

 

This is literally a 1980s horror movie in the making. Next time the camera crew goes back they’ll be just a elephant size Frog

Enormous frog 'as big as a human baby' discovered lurking near villagehttps://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/enormous-frog-as-big-human-24060025 

 

This mother fucker is bad ass 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=RDCMUC-gU2vv3ekNpFLlNaeGQdMg&v=M6qEee1_4fw&feature=emb_rel_end 

 

Maybe missionary will be the new preferred position. Dude wrecks penis.

MMA fighter Ray Elbe tells how he passed out after snapping his penis in bloody sex injury

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14875400/mma-fighter-ray-elbe-snap-penis-sex-injury/

May 6th, 2021 Facts of Opinion: A True Story - You are in the wrong place

 

What is the purpose of ticks? If you believe in God you believe he created everything and everything for a purpose. Same thing if you believe in evolution. Things evolve out of necessity. The mosquito has been around for 30 trillion years or at least 3000. Why?

 

Do we need to congratulate people on having kids? It’s pretty much something that happens a lot. 

 

Grandpa Joe telling the lies again. 

Biden's story about hitting 1.5million miles on Amtrak unravels

https://mol.im/a/9548261 

 

100 best TV sitcoms

https://www.rollingstone.com/tv/tv-lists/best-tv-sitcoms-1162237/schitts-creek-2015-2020-1163263/ 

 

Good stuff from Tik tok

This Dad Giving a Press Conference Conference After a Bad Day of Fathering is All of Us https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3362432/this-dad-giving-a-press-conference-conference-after-a-bad-day-of-fathering-is-all-of-us 

 

White privilege 

Wisconsin dairy farmer sues Biden admin over 'racist' relief plan

https://mol.im/a/9548499 

 

Is there a Money trail here?

Big Pharma pay day: Pfizer brings in $3.5B from its shot

https://mol.im/a/9543153 

 

Some of these families are extremely close….

Mother and daughter reveal they give each other full BRAZILIAN waxes

https://mol.im/a/9542729 

 

Crayfish in your bum

Boy puts crayfish up his bum to 'preserve it' and turn it into 'dried lobster'https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/boy-14-puts-crayfish-up-24042342 

 

California will not let gifted kids soar in math. 

California’s ‘Equity’ Math Rejects Existence of Naturally Gifted Students: ‘All Children Capable at Highest Levels’https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/05/05/californias-equity-math-rejects-existence-of-naturally-gifted-students-all-children-capable-at-highest-levels/ 

 

Great…another titled entitled Brat

Prince William tells how strong-willed Charlotte, 6, says 'I do what I want'https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/prince-william-tells-how-strong-24044635 

 

Not sure if this counts as a micro bikini?

Brazen model flaunts underboob at petrol station as she wears micro-bikinihttps://www.dailystar.co.uk/fashion-beauty/brazen-model-flaunts-underboob-petrol-24040745 

 

What the fuck. Covid internet relief?

https://www.vice.com/en/article/epnnnj/how-to-get-discount-internet-bill-from-government-emergency-broadband-benefit-program-may-12?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab&utm_content=algorithm 

How about getting a job

https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/04/economy/manufacturing-jobs-economy/index.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab&utm_content=algorithm 

 

Covid shortages

https://www.zdnet.com/article/the-global-chip-shortage-is-a-bigger-problem-than-everyone-realised-and-it-will-go-on-for-longer-too/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab&utm_content=algorithm 

 

 

If you knew the author of your romance novel was the Quaker Oats man illegitimate child would you read her books?

Three of Stacey Abrams' romance novels will be reissued in 2022 

https://mol.im/a/9541319 

 

I think we need to redefine “armed” here. 

Diner brandishes gun after armed BLM protesters surround restaurant

https://mol.im/a/9542919 

 

Inflation is on the rise but can inflation ever be anything else?

Grocery, gas and electricity prices surge as inflation warnings grow

https://mol.im/a/9541387 

 

Guess segregation is the hip new thing. 

Cornell's 'BIPOC-only' rock-climbing course sparks claims of racism

https://mol.im/a/9543199 

 

Should move to New York and murder someone. Then again she’s white so maybe not. This is a remark on the system which I believe is systematically racist.  

Florida teen faces 16 years jail for hacking homecoming queen contest

https://mol.im/a/9541661 

 

She seems reasonable

Woman 'lit her home on fire' before watching it burn in lawn chair

https://mol.im/a/9544215 

 

The Florida of the adult nudity world is sharing its victims fought life’s. 

OnlyFans star whose kids were expelled over her naked pics hires guard doghttps://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/onlyfans-star-whose-kids-were-24049801 

 

Backing the senile old pack mule at the Kentucky derby only makes you a lose no matter how inclusive you try and be. 

Blue states lost jobs at double the rate of red ones during pandemic

https://mol.im/a/9543237 

 

This is the job of the president right?

Biden directs pharmacies to allow walk-ins for COVID vaccines

https://mol.im/a/9543103 

 

Why would he feel obligated to keep the tooth. Did he think the shark left it as a gift?

https://nypost.com/2021/05/04/surfer-allowed-to-keep-tooth-of-shark-that-took-his-leg-in-attack/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=pasteboard_app 

 

Why would I care if the wine was aged in space. 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-56992086 

 

WTF does this mean?

Kim Kardashian smolders in string bikini after saying she’s 'ready to be happy’https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/kim-kardashian-smoulders-string-bikini-24040212 

 

The Biden admin continues to denigrate Americans

Biden Administration Denies Permit To Veteran Motorcycle Group For Memorial Day Event In DChttps://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/05/biden-administration-denies-permit-veteran-motorcycle-group-memorial-day-event-dc/ 

 

Do a mediocre to a horrible job that causes old folks to die needlessly and get an award. Seems like there may be a reason why the standards of duty are being lowered here. 

JFK Library Is Honoring Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s COVID Response Despite Her Failed Leadership

https://www.dailywire.com/news/jfk-library-is-honoring-gov-gretchen-whitmers-covid-response-despite-her-failed-leadership 

 

Seems like maybe the lifeguard should get in on this. 

He saved her from drowning and they fell in lovehttps://www.cnn.com/travel/article/he-saved-her-from-drowning-they-fell-in-love/index.html

Honking your horn at people and road rage.

Is this guy a fan of the game Risk?

Here’s the thing. Prisoners in handcuffs are not a threat. Just ask the left. There’s nothing to worry about here. 

Let this poor guy be. 

What’s the risk?

Police look for murder suspect after ESCAPING from custody at airport

https://mol.im/a/9526927 

 

CNN is claiming that the right-wing media will cause a civil war.

For writing a story about Kamala Harris books at the border and Joe Biden's Meat gobbling initiative.

How about the lies Left-wing media spread about COVID or how many black people are killed by cops each year?

Over half of Democrats think that about 1000 unarmed Black men are shot by cops each year…

Facts are about 10. Which about half of republicans got correct.

Democrats think that %50 of the people who get COVID end up in the hospital.

Fact is about 1-5%...which most REpublicans got correct.

CNN pushed Critical race theory and the 1619 project.

All basically claiming that the US is racism was built on racism and if you deny any of those things then you're a racist.

 

Shes not the fucking duchess anymore

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9541857/Meghan-Markle-writes-childrens-book-called-Bench.html 

 

Mis trial?

BLM Activist Sat on the Chauvin Jury After Claiming He Could Be 'Impartial', Tells People to Get on Juries to 'Spark Change'https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/05/blm-activist-sat-chauvin-jury-claiming-impartial-tells-people-get-juries-spark-change/ 

       “Sparking change “

?? When Obama came on the scene people were curious what a “Community Organizer” was. You organize your community for activism through all avenues. Media , politics, courts, etc.??

 

Big fish. Toxically large

https://nypost.com/2021/05/01/monster-sturgeon-caught-in-detroit-river/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=pasteboard_app 

 

Now she’s in charge of all illegal aliens. 

https://nypost.com/2021/05/01/kamala-harris-to-chair-national-space-council/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=pasteboard_app 

 

I thought dandelions were the yellow things? Before they become the yellow thing they are these things and were the star of allergy commercials. 

Why is this news? Joe probably thought it was a magical lollipop that was growing out of the ground. 

Biden picks a dandelion for Jill before jumping onto Marine One

https://mol.im/a/9526167 

 

This is a fucked up story and if true is pretty disgusting. Although there seems to be this sexual freedom that if this girl who was 17 were paid maybe 1 minute into her 18 birthday this would have not been a story. 

Also, this goes to show that you really can’t trust someone you cal your wingman. 

https://nypost.com/2021/04/29/matt-gaetz-associate-admits-both-men-had-sex-with-teen-girl/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=pasteboard_app 

 

What the actual fuck is going on?

Fauci says

“You’re talking about yourself in a vacuum,” Fauci said. “If you want to only worry about yourself and not society, then that’s OK. But you’re saying to yourself, ‘Even if I get infected, I could do damage to somebody else even if I have no symptoms at all,’ and that’s the reason why you’ve got to be careful and get vaccinated.”

Or…..people who are at higher risk can make the choice to get vaccinated. 

Those involved in society should absolutely get the vaccine if they want to. Nobody is telling people not to get it. 

Fauci has proven time and time again that he is an idiot and his major concern is the narrative. Not science. 

https://nypost.com/2021/04/29/joe-rogan-walks-back-anti-covid-19-vaccine-comments/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=pasteboard_app 

 

Onlyfans is the new Florida of the internet. 

Playboy model has the support of son who signed her up to OnlyFans for more moneyhttps://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/playboy-model-support-son-who-24011209 

 

I believe the future is going to hold some very weird and sci-fi-level standards for beauty. 

Playboy babe leaves little to the imagination while wearing face masks as bikinihttps://www.dailystar.co.uk/fashion-beauty/playboy-model-leaves-little-imagination-23967541 

 

Do you think working in this type of place would ruin your thoughts on naked women? Much like porn has redefined sexual norms? 

Westworld-style sex robot factory offers a glimpse at 'quality control' processhttps://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/westworld-style-sex-robot-factory-24012785 

 

Once again...what is that ass gonna look like when it drops?

Tattoo model wows in sheer lingerie that allows her to show off intimate inkinghttps://www.dailystar.co.uk/fashion-beauty/tattoo-model-wows-sheer-lingerie-24014114 

 

This seems logical. 

Fundraisers for witnesses in Derek Chauvin case raise nearly $750k

https://mol.im/a/9521649 

 

Literally, anyone can be a professor if they are dumb enough…

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9532545/California-college-professor-slams-student-calling-police-heroes.html 

 

The zuck is gonna own Hawaii...Good for him

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9531263/Zuckerberg-DOUBLES-size-Hawaii-empire-spending-53m-600-acres-beachfront-land.html 

 

This is a fucked up story… Get cut off in drive-thru...act like an idiot and rip the person’s handle off who cut you off. Then get shot to death as you’re walking away.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9532969/Florida-teen-19-shoots-kills-man-Starbucks-drive-confronted.html 

 

Fucking sick and disgusting…

Racism is never the answer

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2021/05/01/msnbcs-cross-tim-scott-is-mcconnells-tap-dancer-and-thirsty-for-white-approval/ 

 

The Gerogia Guide stones

https://creepycatalog.com/georgia-guidestones-a-complete-guide/

April 29th, 2021 Facts of Opinion: A True Story - We’ve got bush

 

Michigan had less than 20 deaths from Coronavirus in the age group of 15-24. Compare that to suicides, overdoses and Corona and it’s not even a consideration. Yet the Government couldn't give two shits if your child is hooked on drugs. It's the opposite. They despise them and for the most part, just hope they go away. 

The claim that the Trumpers are anti-vax is hilarious (Joy Reid MSnBC) for a couple of reasons. 

The claim is that half the US is vaccinated and we’re at the point where the Trumper’s won’t get the vaccination. So does that mean that over half the nation are Trump supporters?

Trump has touted the vaccinations because they were his doing. 

If you want to get the vaccination then you should. 

 

The trial was not done though. This is some scary shit. He felt like the trial while the prosecution was still going on. He seems to imply he didn't care what the defense said. No deliberation?

Seems like the jury doesn't follow the rules. Maybe the prosecution was so damn good? 

The first juror in Derek Chauvin's trial speaks out

https://mol.im/a/9520911 

 

Fewer cops...more freedom to do what you want. 

Louisville sees murders rocket as police officer numbers slump

https://mol.im/a/9519669 

 

Banning menthols…

https://nypost.com/2021/04/28/biden-administration-expected-to-ban-menthol-cigarettes/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=pasteboard_app 

 

Huey Lewis is finally getting his new drug. 

'Psychedelic-like drug' doesn't have hallucinogenic side effects

https://mol.im/a/9521085 

 

Good lord, there are leaves of stupidity beyond what I could imagine. Is there some future where these things become art-like?

'Disaster Girl' makes $473,000 selling original picture behind meme

https://mol.im/a/9520633 

How to lie and still be on the news. 

Nobody is freaking out about Joy Reid wearing 2 masks after being fully vaccinated. As a matter of fact, it's required cause nobody wants to see her whole face any more than they have to. 

Harvard should be very proud. They are going the way of Ed Hardy or “bikers”

They want to understand why masks are required after being fully vaccinated. 

Watch: Joy Reid Says She Wears Two Masks to Jog Even Though She’s Fully Vaccinated, Doctor Says Outdoor Transmission Isn’t a Thinghttps://www.breitbart.com/clips/2021/04/27/watch-joy-reid-says-she-wears-two-masks-to-jog-even-though-shes-fully-vaccinated-doctor-says-outdoor-transmission-isnt-a-thing/ 

 

Is there some level of freedom the left will enjoy giving up because someone does not agree with them. 

Newly Declassified Report: FBI Spied on Americans without a Warrant in Search For 'Right-Wing Domestic Extremists' Despite Being Warned it was Unconstitutionalhttps://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/04/newly-declassified-report-fbi-spied-americans-without-warrant-search-right-wing-domestic-extremists-despite-warned-unconstitutional/ 

 

When one group has not checks and balances this is what happens. 

https://nypost.com/2021/04/27/the-cdcs-reign-of-error-has-done-incalculable-harm-to-america/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=pasteboard_app 

 

This is a funny story only because the Rock is so full of himself. 

He says. 

"Candy asses. When you watch this movie next April and it seems like I'm not acting in some of these scenes and my blood is legit boiling - you're right."

Inside Dwayne Johnson's bitter Vin Diesel feud after 'chicken s***' slurshttps://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/inside-dwayne-johnsons-bitter-vin-23994768 

 

Why is this happening?

Playboy model uses candles that smell like her vagina to boost her sex lifehttps://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/playboy-model-uses-candles-smell-23997294 

 

Is this actually revenge? The supermodel poses again because someone used pictures of her posing?  

https://pagesix.com/2021/04/27/emily-ratajkowski-getting-last-word-in-art-controversy-with-nft-sale/?utm_campaign=iphone_p6&utm_source=pasteboard_app 

 

The most misleading headline this week. Lizzo and Kim wear the “same” dress. 

https://pagesix.com/2021/04/27/lizzos-sexy-birthday-dress-was-once-worn-by-kim-kardashian/?utm_campaign=iphone_p6&utm_source=pasteboard_app 

 

Keep telling everyone their special. Now Johnny Rotten has to step in with logic. 

https://nypost.com/2021/04/27/sex-pistols-johnny-rotten-calls-woke-activists-lunatics/?utm_campaign=iphone_p6&utm_source=pasteboard_app 

 

So this is a hate crime. 

Driver says 'f**k the police' and downs shots before 'cop hit-and-run'

https://mol.im/a/9518625 

 

What the fuck does this have to do with Trump towers?

Manhattan financer, 59, 'jumps to his death from skyscraper

https://mol.im/a/9519477 

 

These people are exhausting.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/actress-jasika-nicole-pledges-to-no-longer-star-in-shows-about-law-enforcement?%3Futm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=dwtwitter