We promised we'd do it. Here is Carter and Holden's review of Midnight Sun. Stephanie Meyer has gone back to the mine to teach kids that toxic behavior is totally acceptable and this time we are here to fight back! Enjoy!

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There is one good joke in this movie. We saved you the trouble. You are welcome. And we love you. 

wow hey wow we did not expect the upswing after part 1. The Hunger Games finale really makes us wonder why the first part existed at all. It didn't need to. Really. 

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Well this one didn't matter. Very little happens with Katniss and the gang, but we are still fun to listen to! Hunger Games: Mockingjay: Part 1 (2014) is a filler-full disaster of tropes and slogs. Don't believe us? We'll change your mind.

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The Hunger Games are heatin' up! Katniss and Peeta are forced into another adventure and we are here to talk all about it! Would that the statistical probability of success veer more towards you than anyone else! 

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What can we say? We love YA. And we wanted to see some good YA movies after sitting through twilight. No featured actor, just watching the Hunger Games (2012). We are doing 'em all!

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CW: Discussion of sexual violence from 1:27-6:11. 

Ah to end our saga of Robert. Goodbye Robert, we'll see you in Batman. But! Not before we sit through one last pile of horse s**t. It's High Life (2018) 

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This movie wins the award for "Most Ironic Title." That's about the best we can say about it. Good Time (2017) is the story of one man's quest to upset everyone he meets and buy a big house in the country.

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Well, Carter messed up and uploaded these out of order. Little Ashes (2008) should have been uploaded before The Rover. That's his bad. Or my bad. Depending on whose voice you hear when you read this. 

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Twilight is over but we aren't finished with our boy Robby-P! In this one, he accompanies Guy Pierce across a desert in order to find his recently lost brother! It's The Rover (2014) 

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