Let's face it. Wait no! Don't look straight at it! Let's all face the corner of the room as we dive into this hot mess of forest spooks. Are there redeeming qualities? Not as many as you'd like! Like two maybe. Listen to find out what they were! 

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Halloween's month's many eves are upon us! Revel with us as we explore the deep, dark side of substance-less horror movies! Something is lurking in that mountain home. Take our hands as we guide you through the terrifying..OPEN HOUSE (oooOOOoooOOO). 

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Hello again! We are back with another carefully vetted and perfectly selected actress for our professional review! It's Glenn Close! Starting with Fatal Attraction (1987), join us once again on this JOURNEY THROUGH THE DECADES! 

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We have finished, once again, with a series. Mr. Bateman was kind enough to allow us to review some of his movies and we say "Hats off to you sir. A true actor! Huzzah!" We ended our run with The Gift (2015) and might we just say: Truly, a performance. Bravo Mr. Bateman. We love you.

email us please. We love you too. 

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Horrible Bosses (2011) is a movie with Jason Bateman in it. 

CW: We heavily discuss the egregious content surrounding sexual assault in this film. 

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Finally! After all this time, and after all those movies with the fast cars, all our hard work has finally paid off. Truly one of the supreme movies of our generation has graced our eyes and caressed our ears. Hobbs and Shaw everybody, the first F&F movie to have some degree of rewatchability. Join as we finally, for the first time, fawn over the fast and the furious!

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At last the sun rises on a bright new era. We are looking to the future here at FtG studios, and nobody shines more gallantly than Mr. Jason Bateman! Join us for his leap from TV to the silver screen in his movie debut, Teen Wolf Too (1987). No one has heard of it before, but that doesn't mean it's not worth talking about (it does)

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The sun is setting on another chapter. Join us as we calmly reflect on the ups, the downs, and the emotional river that was the Fast and Furious franchise. Like two lily pads adrift on a still lake, our energy is nothing short of tranquil. Float with us, enjoy the sunset. 

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*See Furious 6*

Hey there! We know it's been a while, how how you been doing? We've been pretty good, except Carter messed up and lost his audio for Fast 5. But! That's all water under the bridge. We're moving on, and we have an extra long episode for you to make up for all the time gone by. Sit tight y'all, we're almost through this. 

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