Failed Initiative

Gundams! Computers! Games!  Expansion Slot is back. Brought to you by: The PC Master Race Watch the full video on Failed Initiative.comRead More →

This week’s show features Nick, Dan, and Sam as they discuss the recent rainfall of Tomahawks, being garbage people, intricacies of bathroom etiquette, and dating rituals.  Join us next week as we go through and take over each other’s Tinder/OKC profiles, and officially kick off the Fitness Initiative!Read More →

Check out FI Live every Sunday night on our Facebook page! This week Sam takes over production while Nick and Dan watch helplessly (she did really well and no one died!).  We also tackle unions, honor the Vape Nash, explore Google Doodle Haters, and if using baked goods as birth control will end with a bun in the oven.Read More →

So, I skipped a bunch of episodes but this one was super topical.  Expect the backlog to come through very soon. This week Nick went live with Katie and Mystery Guest Alex to talk about some politics, the Bronx, and the worst thing a father could say to a son.Read More →

No Stab Party, but join us in throwing some positive energy Katie’s way. She’s had a rough week ya’ll. Sam and Nick return with a new Failed Initiative!  We talk about the network, our plans, the new Patreon page (if you want to help us out), and talk about furry bits.  Also, did you know The Storymaker’s Association is back?  Head over to WeAreStorymakers.com to hear the newest story about an unsolicited dick pic. (plus, it’s performed by Sam!) Interested?  Download it now!Read More →

The Whore Count™ sits at six. Cat Fahts and Sound Boards (clip from Stab Party 16) We're basically 12.Stab Party 16 comes out tomorrow 12/15/2016, head to https://failedinitiative.com to check it out! Posted by Failed Initiative Podcast Network on Wednesday, December 14, 2016 Alijah sits in with us this week to introduce the newest show coming soon on the Failed Initiative podcast network, Meta Workshoppe.  You can check out a preview here! On this episode we discuss cats, the Chapecoense soccer team tragedy, Katie says whore a lot, RPGs, Nick gets wild with some sound effects, and stealthy friends!  We try to figure out ifRead More →

This week we go deep into fatness, food habits, and watch a few Youtube videos!  Children’s entertainment is weird. We also watched a video of some people breaking into Splish Splash–a waterpark here on Long Island–over Thanksgiving and rode their BMX bikes on all the rides.  Kinda cool! Fuck pork chops. On the show this week… Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com and designed by Nick.  Get it on Amazon in print and Kindle. The Single AF Campaign:  OUR FIRST SHIRT!  Designed byRead More →

Kozz joins us this week from Detroit to discuss the mean streets of Copiague, dead classmates, holistic remedies, heroin and its influence here on Long Island, pottery, and what it’s like to get dropped into school without knowing the primary language.  Katie admits to maybe watching Gabe sleep?  Or at least taking selfies with his mom.  Is 7-11 safe to eat at?  Are gas station bathrooms cleaner than Stop & Shop’s? Who knows? You’ll know! But only if you tune in! On the show this week… Kozz’s Soundcloud – Fairchild586 / Millennial Construction and Design LLC Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Dan’s Twitter – MeanDanGreen Nick’sRead More →

The election is over!  Trump won. Justin was so thrilled he drove all the way down from the mountains to scream into the microphones with us.  The gang discusses voting and if the third party should be split into a third and fourth party.  If you don’t like enthusiastic discussions that kinda sound like arguing, uh, trigger warning. Recorded on 11/13/2016 (caught up, finally) On the show this week… Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech Gabe / Justin’s… uh… lacking internet presence Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com and designedRead More →

We went to the woods to hang with Justin!  So many Trump signs.  Though in hindsight, guess they were right. Topics this show include relationships, being rude to cities in upstate New York, negging, and not getting the hint. She don’t want to see you. Stop, chump. Recorded on 10/22/2016 On the show this week… Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech Justin’s… uh… lacking internet presence Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com and designed by Nick.  Get it on Amazon in print and Kindle. The Single AF Campaign:  OUR FIRST SHIRT!  Designed by Sam,Read More →