In this week's episode we talk about the process behind The Ongoing Concept's music videos for Cover Girl and Saloon and also talk way too much about everything not related to those things.

Topics include: Viggo Mortensensen's The Road, Lion King featuring Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson, Cup holder; Computer holder?

Episode 5 already, huh? Wow. time to send this guy to kindergarten!

This show's topics include the band signing to Solid State and how the members found a band/life balance.

Talking points: Sexy Squirtle is gonna fuck your dad, Adam is cool, Parker's Molding Bunk, Schooltime bird shrieks

Our main points of discussion include misconceptions of touring bands and Parker getting drunk off of bootleg Vanilla Coke.

Talking points: Swinger's Church, your Grandma Sounds Shitty, Stolen Water, Fire Semi, Exploded Bambi and Mailbox Crushing

We talk about the band's stage presence and what kind of music metalcore bands listen to. We also remembered that this show would be going up on Christmas Eve.

Topics: Wide crabcore squats, Axing Axexandria, "what is a turtle dove?", pop music is all, Cooper hates Feliz Navidad

We talk about the hosts' best concerts for 2 minutes and quickly veer off, which we think is pretty on-brand.

Topics: Mike Tyson's Dyson, fake van breakdown, T.J. broke his butt and also his bass, Eddie Leatherpants and Vietnam Knife Man.

Our infant show's first episode. Topics: Segway Dreamcast, T.J. sweats to death in a van for five years, stinky onion youth group boy, nasty nasty toilet horror

This episode is a quick primer that you should listen to if you're unfamiliar with who we are. If you're not unfamiliar with us, we're surprised.