Yes, I did just fuse the title of an obscure Scientology music album “The Joy of Creating,” with the name of a specialized FBI strategy known as “Create and Capture”. Hopefully this episode inspires a new musical genre as we explore the debate: was a series of projects that went awry the work of government agents and an international spy ring bugging camcorders and attempting to surround me with incomplete cycles of action to make me go PTS, or am I merely a pathological control freak who refuses to attribute my failings to anything less than a military grade Black Ops?

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“I fly like paper/I get high like planes...” if fake love feels this amazing, I don’t even need the real thing.

When I was 19 and subletting from the star of a now successful Netflix series, a mysterious 32 year old man on a motorcycle who spoke of having broken into a zoo attempted to seduce me by pointing a harpoon at my chest. But who was he, really?

From a stroke of fortune to the stroke of midnight, there are so many different strokes and even more kinds of folks. How do we use proper amateur detective work to categorize each? In this episode, I try.

In this episode, we reveal the top ten black ops maneuvers to which I have been subjected thus far. Only experts in the industry are able to pull off such a level of spy craft after years of training and practice.
#1.) Stalked to a nail salon by a tiny child selling cookies.
#2.) Stalked by dystopian film simulation.
#3.) Stalked by a hustler for operant conditioning.
#4.) Prospective literary representation usurped by Orange is the New Black cast members.
#5.) Accused of being schizophrenic for suggesting someone was spy.
#6.) Being maneuvered into a production job so a spy could receive a children’s one act play commission to surveil me.
#7.) Given community garden space to perform for a bike tour & then skipped by the tour guide.
#8.) Set up on a weird double date.
#9.) Measured one inch shorter by a doctor.
#10.) Stalked by a Pizza Rat Impersonator.
All Time Moment: Stalked by a trained squirrel.

With complete objectivity, I examine whether various artists who have beaten me out for roles and opportunities were, in fact, spies.

After meeting my honeytrap, I thwarted a possible black ops attempt to embroil me in trouble at my survival job in the winter of 2014/2015. I don’t know who should get more credit-the acting training that allows me to sharpen my deep listening powers, or the Scientology Communication Drills I learned when I was ten.

They say when you leave Scientology your life descends into a downward spiral. Sometimes, it takes a hired spy or two to help that process along.

They say that when you leave Scientology, your life goes into a downward spiral. Sometimes, it takes a hired spy or two to help that process along.

They say that when you leave Scientology your life goes into a downward spiral. Sometimes, it takes a hired spy or two to help that process along.