Pointless banter about mathematical inquisition, trebuchet troubles and French fry infernos.

Pointless banter about protracted babbling, gibberish and drivel.

Pointless banter about forthcoming communal diversion, ancient emblems and trekking with ground round. 

Pointless banter about covert operative analysis, cosplay sparring, and celestial trickery.

Pointless banter about getting swindled on confections, motorcar maintenance and backwoods romances.

Pointless banter about density vs distance, alien mammals and statistically improbable success over time.

Pointless banter about derelicts of winter, bovine rituals and the smorgasbord of defeat.

Pointless banter about artless insects, joyous flashlights, and wooden excursions.

Andrew and James welcome Woody for a year-in-review that reviews almost none of the year. They cover sequels that beat the original, whether the British ever had a Wild West, and the mortality statistics for single men. Then things get personal. James unknowingly gave Andrew jelly beans from a Bean Boozled box. What follows is a reckoning, a resentment, and an on-mic jelly bean revenge arc that ends with someone dangerously close to vomiting.

Also discussed: the Wizard of Oz's entire cast as a personality framework, Darth Maul's underrated villain energy, a time-travel business model that is morally indefensible.

It's a year in review where almost no year gets reviewed. Exactly as intended.

Pointless banter about corporate papyrus, lettuce for lemons and meats on the cutting room floor.