Fake Girls With Real Opinions

We didn't take another long break! The girls talk both saw and discuss The Monkey and horror classic Blood Dolls. They also get back to talking about music in this one! Between that hear about sex toys with backstories and getting shocked in a cage. Lane really hopes her dad listens to this one.

The girls post more frequently than normal for once! Maybe one day they'll get to a regular schedule. In this surprise twist the girls leave the Path of music and side quest to talk about the grip of horror films they've watched recently.

Open up your Tor browser and strap in.

SUPRISE! The girls return from exile with their (very late) AOTY picks for season 3. It wouldn't be the Fake Girls though without a horribly fumbled start to a year and season. Musical housekeeping, catching up with fans, and describing gay softcore porn IN-DEPTH. We also have a shiny new intro! We missed you.

WARNING: This was a last minute episode so Lane's audio is ROUGH.

Back on the weekly grind! The girls talk vidya games and their soundtracks. What makes a good one, what makes a bad one? We don't know! But these are some of our most and least favorites. Havyn also debriefs herself after getting held hostage by James Cameron's number one fan for 48 hours. Welcome aboard, we're going to Pandora.

SUPRISE!!! The girls recover from their respective mental breakdowns and discuss their favorite records of the year AT LENGTH. There's also talk of a Father's Day special, a 4/20 blowout, and some other stuff that is way too early for a 5 episode podcast with no release schedule.

Kamen Rider also makes yet another appearance, because we can't shut up about him.

This is a long one, so call your dad, get a glass of orange juice, and STRAP IN.

The girls return with important life updates. A Frail Body show is reviewed. Lane issues an open challenge. The line if this is really a music podcast is nearly crossed several times.

CONTENT WARNING: Magic the Gathering. 

The girls try to record a palate cleansing episode about two of their favorite records (Minus the Bear and Swans) and talk for WAY LONGER than they should while Havyn calls in from lock-up. 

This is the closest you're going to get to Episode X so get in the robot with us.

The girls start a new bit that lasts WAY too long.  We also find time to review the Knocked Loose and Basque records.

The girls recap their fallen first episode before locking in and giving you their correct and good opinions on the new SeeYouSpaceCowboy album "Coup De Grâce" and Crippling Alcoholism's "With Love From A Padded Room."

More importantly, they talk about Sulla x Walter fanfic, a Patreon that may or may not exist, Croenberg orchiectomies,  and just what Coral REALLY is. Tune in to the first episode and help us figure out if this is a music or Armored Core podcast.