Ok so we know we broke your trust. We're sorry we left you alone for so long, but now were back. Truly. So to celebrate we're gonna talk about funerals. Are we celebrating? Are we mourning? Is it a black on black affair or are we wearing our florals girlies? Are we spreading ashes or is it a Gucci coffin? We also mourn J.Lo's umpteenth marriage somewhere in there. It's Fake Lips Real Talk with Blakely Giordano and Philip Danger! Blakely Giordano  Instagram.com/fakelipsrealtalk Philip Danger Instagram.com/philipdanger_

Dive into why we no longer speak to that one cousin, our thoughts on bodily fluids during congress, why Philip doesn't get embarrassed and why you shouldn't get life advice from infuencers... or us. It's Fake Lips Real Talk with Blakely Giordano and Philip Danger!

Listen along as we hear Blakely finally confess her actual relationship with her mildly famous grandfather, why she must run faster than the girlies on the next treadmill, and just how much control she's willing to give her plastic surgeon over her looks. It's Fake Lips Real Talk Ep 4 with hosts Blakely Girodano and Philip Danger!

This week Blakely traverses leaving social media, the atrocities of the french manicure and what she would do to join the I'm Grand Mam podcast (since we're basically their sister podcast already). Blakely Giordano and co-host Philip Danger once again overshare and underwhelm on the Fake Lips Real Talk podcast! Blakely Giordano  Instagram.com/fakelipsrealtalk Philip Danger Instagram.com/philipdanger_

Blakely opens up about how Nashville men handle her dance moves, pronouncing Gigi Hadid's name wrong, the cult behavior of Ice Bathers and how being born in June makes her a great Ally. Join Blakely and her new co-host Philip Danger as they once again overshare on the Fake Lips Real Talk podcast. Enjoy. Blakely Giordano  Instagram.com/fakelipsrealtalk Philip Danger Instagram.com/philipdanger_

Blakely returns with the most talked about season 2 opener of her hit podcast Fake Lips Real Talk. Sporting a new home state, a hot new co-host, Blakely dishes her opinions on cruises, tipping culture, why she'd make a better billionaire and tips on writing the best Notes App apology when getting cancelled. Blakely Giordano  Instagram.com/fakelipsrealtalk Philip Danger Instagram.com/philipdanger_

Blakely deep dives into the first installment of the Harry & Meghan docuseries with knowledge only a monarchy maniac would possess. During one bout of the flu, Blakely hyper fixated on the goings on of the Royal Family and the rest is (British) history. Listen in on her thoughts on the first three episodes of Netflix's long-awaited series from the Sussexes.

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We deep dive the scam that are Hallmark movies, why you should always vote for the best looking candidate, and muse about what we'd do with 2 billion dollars. 

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Gather round, darlings, it's story time. Blakely recounts how she met her husband, talks about the misfortunes of yesteryear, and cautions listeners against impromptu eurotrips with your WASP mother. 

It's as chaotic as ever, freaks! Listen and subscribe and leave a review OR ELSE. 

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She'ssssss back! Go on a cranky journey with Blakely as she yells into her microphone and attempts to stay sane. And she's talking major, major shit. The VMAs, the Machine Gun Kelly of it all, daddy issues, and the Real Housewives. 

As always go follow Blakely at @FakeLipsRealTalk and tell her how pretty she's looking today. 

Au Revoir, losers!