With two Premier League gameweeks in the books, the boys discuss the storylines and matches that caught our eye.  Then, we have a boardroom meeting to talk clubs that we want to purchase in the future.  We finish with a transparent breakdown of our marketing and Twitter strategy:

Nottingham Forest and their chances of staying up (1:50)

Manchester United falling apart (9:30)

Chelsea Tottenham Derby (13:10)

Tuchel vs Conte, who wins in a fight? (15:45)

Clubs we are looking to buy in the future (18:25)

Our Twitter Strategy (37:45)

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It's time to unveil the futures fund for the 22/23 season. The boys go through the big 5 leagues in Europe and pick their future bets for title winners, top scorers, most cards, and much more. Listen for our locks and moonshots, which might beat the S&P500 this year.  Not financial advice, just some betting and banter.

-Champion's League & Bayern Munich

-Europa League & German clubs

-Serie A title winners & top scorers

-EFL Championship, Sunderland to the Prem?

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The PL is back baby! The boys give their predictions on how the table will look at season's end, never afraid to explore side pockets and tangents along the way. As always, we are not journalists and cannot be held liable for any thoughts or conjecture contained herein. 

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The boys are back covering Spurs interesting new sponsorship deal with Self Financial, a sporting director loaning his son across the Atlantic, and our continued campaign to become the official American ambassadors to Slavia Prague. 

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The boys run down intriguing transfers from the first few weeks of the busy summer window including: 

- Bazunu to Southampton and Sport Republic's first summer window

- Liverpool exits and additions highlight why they do the best business

- Big Daddy USA Jesse Marsch gets youthful blood in the door at Leeds United

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The boys are missing domestic football, but vow to use the summer to hit the library and share our findings on niche areas of football. In this first session, we go on a deep dive of contract clauses inspired by Daniel Geey's authoritative book on transfers, Done Deal. 

Stay tuned for our discussion of standard clauses, exotic clauses, and hypothetical clauses we would add if we were in the board room.

Also, Daniel...we love you.

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The boys talk finals, breaking down Liverpool's cowardly loss to Real Madrid and the EFL Promotion Robbery Job perpetrated by John Moss. Oh yeah, and French people causing chaos, again.

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The boys run down the entire final match week of the Premier League, from top to bottom sparing no one's feelings along the way.

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They boys finally end their hiatus and launch stale but spicy takes recorded 3 weeks ago into the multi-verse. We touch on a few PL games, and the Europa League Semi-Final first leg match-ups. Tune in next week for our recap of the crazy final day in the PL, ciao.

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Everton is going down, Barcelona lost again, and we've unveiled our proprietary ETF comprised of sure-fire football bets.

This is satire and not investment advice (but it should be)

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