Faking Movies

Lee tackles The Guyver.  Is it MacGyver? It is not. But then, what is it? Well, we have two very different ideas this week, both fun in their own right.

Seth tackles The House of Yes. BIG surprise on this movie -- of the "yikes" variety.  We've got a real mix of "all currently known story archetypes" and, whatever this actual movie is this week!

Zak tackles Don't Tell Her It's Me (or... The Boyfriend School? what a horrible title).  We have a bottle-movie and then the third "This film brought to you entirely by Cocaine (TM)" movie in a row. Tune in for some plot whiplash this week!

Lee tackles Colors. THE EIGHTIES, THEY'RE BACK AGAIN, AND THEY'RE STILL NOT SUBTLE AT ALL. Big mess of a movie this week, whew. Lee pulls us out of the nightmare with his breath of fresh air.

Seth tackles Loverboy. The 80's... what a time to make movies.  Basically everything treated in the way you wish it wasn't, but Seth comes through with a movie of ultimate redemption!!

Zak tackles Blind Fury. Now, we've all seen a snickers bar before, but have you really looked at a snickers bar... like, REALLY looked at it? Inject this ep right into the biggest vein you can find this week, and gear up for #spyKids2024

Lee tackles Predestination. Where did this movie come from? Who took this big of a swing... made a pretty good movie... and then we all just ignored it? What is happening?  Tune in this week for some fate.

All of us tackle Magic Mike.  Three very different movies, all oozing with pure sexual energy. For this extra sexy episode number we goosh our way through this trilogy and cross our fingers that they keep making these silly things.

Seth tackles My Life in Ruins. (but does he?). We get two movies today that are actually not-so-secretly just other movies!! Also, you absolutely have to stick around for the end where we dissect the insanity that is the Teen Choice Awards. Who was the hottest female summer sports action star of 2009? Why are there so many words in that category? You will get no answers to these questions, but you might get goofs.

We all do Scream. It's become a bit of a tradition to watch a whole horror franchise every October and sort the whole thing out with you all. This year we did Scream and, bafflingly, there's even a TV show!