Seth tackles Men With Brooms.  Once upon a time, we watched a dumb golf movie no one knew about, and now our hubris carries us here, to this... thing.  We've got Canadians, we've got warlocks, we've got curling, we've got fart sounds.  The one sure-fire consensus we came to is that 2020 JK Rowling really sucks the most.

Jer tackles Tango and Cash.  We take quite a meandering journey this week -- there's a movie about nothing at all, and another movie that serves only as a pissing contest.  That said, there's ample goofage to be had, so tune in for that bit, at least.

Zak tackles War of the Roses.  We've got divorce, we've got libations, we've got... well, everything except historical accounts of English civil wars, confusingly.  It's a pretty diverse, wild ride this week -- tune in for the fun!

Lee tackles The Man from Earth.  We've got aliens, we've got cavemen, we've even got good old fashioned religion -- come on down to FM Emporium, we've got it all!  No but seriously, you probably haven't heard of this movie, but you should... it's really something.

Seth tackles Gung Ho.  We find ourselves in a unique position this week.  I'm not sure I can actually describe either of this weeks movies without giving too much away -- they're both simultaneously HUGE swings and also, kind of... successful? somehow?  Tune in for a double-dose of insanity this week and see which lunacy comes up out on top.

Will tackles Multiplicity.  This week we've got two thematically quite similar movies, and I think that's all we're gonna say about that.  One, however, is quite a bit better than the other -- play along to figure out which way we go! (it should be quite obvious...)

Zak tackles Ghosts of Mars.  In the continued "sorry audience, we just wanna goof on each other, you don't matter" trend, we're back this week with a genuine nightmare.  By the way, sorry, again.  There's some mars, and there's some ghosts... obviously... you guessed that.  Tune in... we're deep in the pandemic and it's getting weird.  Someone might win, maybe... I don't even remember.  (None of this is true, it's a great ep... do actually tune in)

Lee tackles Blue Steel.  We've got tons of mystery this week... some involving some cool clandestine heist action and some with a real murderous psycho.  We're either on the edge of our seats or no one cares... it really goes several directions -- tune in to see how it all shakes out!!  Richard Jenkins: we'll expect the reputation glow-up check whenever you get around to it.

Seth tackles Night Shift.  We've got some sex work, we've got some stolen cars, we've got a morgue, we've even maybe got a spiritual prequel!  Come on down to the Movie Plot Emporium for our pandemic sale this week -- WE'VE GOT ALL YOUR PLOT NEEDS.

Erica tackles Dr. Strangelove.  We've get into a genuine classic this week -- we've got a deep-dive into the realities of nuclear war on one side, and a gripping thriller on the other.  Tune in this week to see who wins, it's a tight one!