Kourtney shares the story of the Silent Twins and their strange life. It's chaotic and creepy and it'll make you be glad for small talk, because at least we have that. As Lorelai Gilmore would say, "Life is short, talk fast." Or, ya know... just talk. (Cut me some slack, I didn't mention Gilmore Girls a single time in the episode!) 

Let us know what you think of episode 9! 

Yo-Ho Yo-Ho a pirate's life not for me.

Myles tells us about the OG Pirates of the Caribbean, AKA the Golden Age of Piracy. So come on ye scallwags, and harken the tales of some of the most famous pirates in history, lest ye walk the plank.

Kourtney connects these true stories to those of the fictional variety. How many do you agree with? And which story is your favorite?

Don't forget to send in your own fun family stories to get your history out there!

What is with Myles and old stories??

Myles tells us about a former US President and his role in the battle for independence.

Kourtney failed the pop quiz. Good thing she's pretty

William may have conquered a lot, but he could not conquer his own son. 

Myles tells Kourtney the story of William the Conqueror and the rivalry between his sons. 

Kourtney relates one of them to a character from The Office.

It's Kourtney's bedtime, but Myles insists on talking about mathematics and physics as he shares the story of the one and only - Albert Einstein the... floosy? And who would have thought corn would be such a profitable trade??

Also hear about Kourtney's inspiration for learning pi.