Charlotte, Mandi and Cortney recall our love for Matthew McConaughey, a very memorable camping trip and the story that started the beginning of a lifelong friendship. We also need you to Google "Duck Penis" and "Geoduck". Sorry in advance.

Mandi and Charlotte discuss repressed memories, Mark Hoffman (master forger, murderer and our Dad's Home Teaching partner), the dangers of electricity and Charlotte's irrational hatred for the time-honored pastime we know as the sport of golf. 

Charlotte, Mandi and her childhood friend Arika tell stories of some memorable acid trips involving Logan Zoo, Arika's garage and that time when aliens or magic saved our asses when some stupid kids very nearly burnt Logan Canyon to the ground. 

Lauri, Charlotte, Cortney and Mandi spill the embarrassing details of a boozy trip to Key West for Charlotte's 21st birthday. Also, how drunk should you be in a hurricane?

Cortney and Tiffany finally admit to the attempted murder of their friend and sister. (Mandi was not harmed in the making of this mini-sode)

Lauri and Cortney fly to the big city to be on a nationally syndicated daytime talk show. We thought all the people who went on those shows were telling made up stories for entertainment... as it turns out, the world can be a fucked up place sometimes.

Tiffany, Charlotte and Mandi recall LSD trips, Logan High School shenanigans, and exciting adventures in Tiffany's bodily functions. You really don't want to listen to this one. It's shit.

Holy Jesus if you've made it this far with us... you know we should be dead by now. Logan canyon/cabin stories and Medieval times!!! All the booze and LSD did not help, but somehow we're still here with you, recording our most asinine decisions eternally and for all time on the internet.  Cheers!