Look. We won't lie to you, no one cares about BILLY IDOL do they? Not really. But trust us on this, his wank and shag stories are TOP TIER!

Find out everything you never needed to know about his penis and the people who have tangled with it. It's all here on part 1 of the Billy Idol edition of the FFT podcast!

Check out our archives for more mad stories about your favourite celebrity shaggerz who really should have got someone who cares about them to proofread their tell-all autobiographies! Email us at [email protected] with your own celebrity bonks. 

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Only Fans banned us so we're posting all our quick bangs here for your ears to soak up. This time it's TOM JONES! Big sweaty sexy smelly TOM JONES! He's been knighted you know?

Find out everything about his first wanks, shags and that time an orangutan tried suck him off. It's all here on this edition of the FFT podcast!

Check out our archives for more mad stories about your favourite celebrity manslags who forgot that once you publish a book it's out there forever! Email us at [email protected] with your own celebrity bonks. 

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So we got banned from Only Fans for being too outrageous. Their loss is your gain, though, as now we're giving you all the bonus bollocks recorded for them, to you, for FREE! 

First up, Bez from Happy Mondays tells us about his first E at the Hacienda in Manchester before the property developers turned the city into a mini-Dubai. He's off his fucking head, Bez!

Check out more bonkers stories from your favourite celebrity blokes who didn't anticipate two scummy lads from Wigan digging up their worst revelations and spewing them out all over the world wide web, forever, in the FFT archives below! Email us at [email protected] with your own celebrity shockers. 

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Mate. This is what brought us back into the game: Prince Harry's tell-all autobiography, giving mad detail about his willy, smoking spliffs and snorting coke!

Gwan Harry lad, bring down the monarchy, top stuff, nice one, mate. 

Check out more head-exploding stories from your favourite celebrity blokes who just love saying too much. Have you had a go on a famous cock? Email us at [email protected] with the 411. 

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YESSSS, we're back and we're full of Iggy Pop's horrible shagging stories! He's a street-walking cheetah with his nob out, rubbing it on your back at gigs. 

Warning: grim. 

Check out more bonkers stories from your favourite rock stars and celebrity blokes who didn't anticipate the internet splashing their dirty stories into your ears at the click of a button. Email us at [email protected] with your own celebrity dick spots. 

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COR! It's Beyonce and Bobby Ball's bonk accounts in The Valentine's Special!  

Ever wondered what these two dazzling beauties got up to in their younger years? Well, we've got ALL the mucky mucky details in this special one-off of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES! All their own words. All idiots.  

Kicking off this Valentine's Day one-off is a word-for-word retelling of one of the most iconic comedy sketches of all time, the 'I'm not laughing' skit that launched Bobby Ball's rise to stardom!

Discover the most eye-popping stories taken straight from the mouths of pop stars, rockers, rappers, actors and fighty little Northerners. Email us at [email protected] with your own celebrity fumbles or anything providing it includes a dick, minge or a minimum of three nipples.  

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JESUS WEPT! John Lennon and George Harrison's jizz stories in part 2 of The Beatles Episode!  

What in the world did these two dirty hippies do with their dirty dicks? Wonder no more, we've got the lot in the series finale, episode TEN of series TWO of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES! All their own words. All idiots.  

Discover the wildest stories taken from the autobiographies of pop stars, rockers, rappers, actors and worryingly aggressive Liverpudlians. Email us at [email protected] with your own celebrity bangs or anything so long as it involves a cock or a fanny, or both, or even two of the same things, it's all good for us.  

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HOLD THE FRONT PAGE! We've got Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr in The Beatles Episode (part 1)!  

Take a soapy bath and lie back for nigh-on an hour of moptop dick circulating around your ears. Here's EVERYTHING you ever wondered about Paul and Ringo's ejaculations in episode NINE of series TWO of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES! All their own words. All idiots.  

Discover the most bonkers stories taken from the autobiographies of pop stars, rockers, rappers, actors and lovable scousers. Email us at [email protected] with your own famous shags or anything so long as it involves rude bits.  

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CHRIST ALMIGHTY! It's David Bowie & Gary Numan in The Alien Episode!  

The TRUTH is out there and Ian and Dom have got it. Find out about the sexploits of this gruesome twosome in episode EIGHT of series TWO of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES! All their own words. All idiots.  

Discover the most bonkers stories taken from the autobiographies of pop stars, rockers, rappers, actors and Tory-voting robots. Email us at [email protected] with your own x-rated celebrity experiences and even just rumours, y'know, like, stuff you've made up that sounds good.  

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KACHING: it's 50 Cent & Richard Branson in The Money Episode!  

Ian and Dom uncover the frankly not-on jizz tales of this money-grubbing pair in episode SEVEN of series TWO of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES! All their own words. All idiots.  

Discover the most bonkers stories taken from the autobiographies of pop stars, rockers, rappers, actors and toothy billionaires who are always asking for handouts from the state. Email us at [email protected] with your own raunchy experiences and things you overheard about celebrity names.  

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