Famous Quotes

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I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol.

I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober.

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U.S. humorist

Bad grammar is the leading cause of slow, painful death in North America.

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(1879—1964)

British politician

I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two even if that does make my sons illegitimate.

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(1828—1910), Russian novelist

Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

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(1706—1790)

After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather.

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(1918—2002)

English comedian

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

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(1934--)

U.S. activist

I can't mate in captivity.

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(1856—1915)

U.S. publisher

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.

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An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.

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(1945--)

U.S. comedian

I believe that sex is the most wonderful and beautiful thing that money can buy.