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(1706—1790)

One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they're valued.

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God is not as severe as he is said to be.

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(1869—1944), Canadian humoristeducator, Literary Lapses, 1910

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

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(1894--), Life (March 14, 1960)

I used to wake up at 4 AM and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.

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(1709—1784)

English author

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

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(1950--), Metropolitan Life, 1978

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

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(1865—1946)

U.S. essayistcritic, Afterthoughts, 1931

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

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You need a strong stomach to digest luck.

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(1899—1980)

U.S. film-maker

There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.

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(1937--)

U.S. comedian

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in quiet.