#quoteoftheday #sayings

U.S. comedienne

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

#quoteoftheday #sayings

(43 B.C.--18 A.D.), Roman poet

It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.

#quoteoftheday #sayings

(1856—1915)

U.S. publisher

If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.

#quoteoftheday #sayings

Avessalom Podvodniy — (pseudonym) — Russian writer, poet, phylosopher, esoterician, psychologist and astrologer.

#quoteoftheday #sayings

The method which begins by doubting in order to philosophise is just as suited to its purpose as making a soldier lie down in a heap in order to teach him to stand up straight.

#quoteoftheday #sayings

If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides.

Categories: proverb

#quoteoftheday #sayings

A hundred times every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life depends on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the measure as I have received and am still receiving.

#quoteoftheday #sayings

(1835—1910)

If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill always came together, who would escape hanging?

#quoteoftheday #sayings

(1872—1933)

U.S. resort architect

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

#quoteoftheday #sayings

(1879—1935)

U.S. humorist

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.