It's the Fancy Pants episode, Dear Listener, replete with holiday tips and tricks for shaming fellow passengers on international flights. Hot cocoa recipes, dueling cheese straws, jingle bells, men's footwear fashion, and all the lighthearted conversation you'd expect among strangers at a holiday party. Pull out your fancy sweatpants, kids. This one's special!

Plus, Missy slides down skanky sponge mountain. And Amy shares how (once again) to continuously operate a vehicle without a single drop of gas.

Bonus Content!

Ho-Ho-Who Let This Grinch Come To The Party?

Amy attends a client's (dry) end of year gathering, only to be cornered by a disgruntled stranger ready to unload a year's worth of feedback. Good thing she pretended to be someone else.