Fandalites - An Animorphs Podcast

Fandalites - An Animorphs Podcast episodes:

• 03.08.2019

  Z-Space Transmissionsode 2 - Morphing Technology: Not That Picky

  One last mailbag, plus Brent & Jenna's thoughts on the series as a whole.

  
• 03.01.2019

  Episode 54 - You May Now Demorph

  Rachel died & all I got was this stupid bladeship

  
• 02.22.2019

  Alternasode 3 - Vore ASMR Sex Voice

  Guess who's back, back againDavid's back, it's a terrible CYOA book

  
• 02.15.2019

  Episode 53 - Asimov's Three Laws of Jake Is A Dick

  Tune in to this week's Fandalites for the least romantic marriage proposal imaginable.

  
• 02.08.2019

  Episode 52 - A National Guardsman Catch-And-Release Program

  "Let's get loaded and get out of here" --Naomi

  
• 02.01.2019

  Episode 51 - Grand Theft Animorphs

  ARE YOU BAD ENOUGH DUDES TO RESCUE THE GOVERNOR? CW: There's discussion of child abuse in our final z-space transmission. If you'll find it distressing, please skip the last 5 minutes of this episode.

  
• 01.25.2019

  Episode 50 - HP/MP Restored! But you still can't morph shoes.

  Find out why lawyering is useless and means nothing on this week's Fandalites!

  
• 01.18.2019

  Episode 49 - You Can't Eat Dignity

  FEATURING ANDALITE POKEY MANS

  
• 01.11.2019

  Z-Space Transmissionsode 1 - The Love Song of J. Alfred Fandalite

  Games mentioned in this episode:Unknown ArmiesMisspent YouthHenshin!The Burning WheelMasks

  
• 12.21.2018

  Episode 48 - The Rat King

  "What kind of animorphs book you want ghostwritten?""Just fuck me up, fam"

  
• 12.14.2018

  Toominsode 1 - Ready Player Ellimist

  In the beginning there was a bird person gamer, and he said "let there be memes" and it was good.

  
• 12.07.2018

  Episode 47 - Five Beavers Are Better Than One

  Leave it to Beavers this week on Fandalites!

  
• 11.30.2018

  Episode 46 - Australia is down there like "WTF, mates?"

  The ramp-up part 2: there's a Visser in my Hummer Hole

  
• 11.16.2018

  Episode 45 - Barely Full of Rachels

  If you don't live dangerously, Rachel's leaving.

  
• 11.09.2018

  Episode 44 - Hop-a-long Cassie-dee in "Call of the Outback"

  Cassie goes "down under" in this special antipodes edition of Animorphs.

  
• 11.02.2018

  Episode 43 - Tunneling

  We like Taylor more than the Helmacrons, but both are extremely unschweet.  The unschweetest.

  
• 10.26.2018

  Episode 42 - Not Anything You're Going to Like

  It's another fucking Helmacrons book, everybody!  Thanks.  I hate it.

  
• 10.19.2018

  Episode 41 - Turning the Moon into a Sun: Good Idea or Best Idea?

  Life’s cool when you share your head!  Join us on this week’s Fandalites to finally understand war.

  
• 10.05.2018

  Megasode 4 - The Steel Cage Match of Duty

  Are you there Crayak? It's me, Jake.   Drink along with us! Megamorphs Cocktail Recipe #4: Rachel - Warrior Princess 1 part Crater Lake Gin1 part King's Ginger liqueur3-4 dashes Scrappy's Firewater tinctureSparkling Rosépince of edible pearl dust Shake gin, ginger liqueur, firewater and pearl dust...

  
• 09.28.2018

  Episode 40 - Rob Liefeld Andalite

  It turns out the Andalite bandits were here all along - they’re a beautiful suburban gay couple. Also all bees are comrades on this week’s Fandalites!

  
• 09.21.2018

  Episode 39 - Man: The Most Infuriating Scent

  They seen they principal's dick, and then the dracon beam blew up the buffalo

  
• 09.14.2018

  Episode 38 - You Are Having a Reaction to Mouth-Pleasures

  The Andalites are back in town (but not the good ones), Ax only cheats on Cinnabon a little & kissing is less pleasurable than chocolate.  All this & more on this week’s Fandalites!

  
• 09.07.2018

  Episode 37 - I've Been Known to Get into Fights Some People Would Call Unnecessary

  Did they justLet the planeGo?  And crash wherever?Oh no okay theyCrashed it into the yeerk pool1998 was a different timeOH NO IT WAS A HIGH RISE NO

  
• 09.07.2018

  Episode 37 - I’ve Been Known to Get into Fights Some People Would Call Unnecessary

  Did they just Let the plane Go?  And crash wherever? Oh no okay they Crashed it into the yeerk pool 1998 was a different time OH NO IT WAS A HIGH RISE NO

  
• 08.31.2018

  Episode 36 - Vantablack Submarine

  Thrill! At the astounding adventures of Doc Visser.  Gill! At the sinister plots of the inscrutable Nartec.  All this & more in this months Fandalite Tales (30¢ at your local newsstand)

  
• 08.24.2018

  Vissersode - My Slime Layer Is So Dry & Stiff

  There is no room for random chance in the limited human cosmology of this week's super-sized Fandalites!

  
• 08.17.2018

  Episode 35 - A Wise, Mellow Dracon Beam

  Marco’s dad has a girlfriend, & Marco is a HUGE jerk about it. The Animorphs are not exactly the poster children for mental health week on this episode of Fandalites!

  
• 08.10.2018

  Episode 34 - Against All Probability a Humpback Whale Had Suddenly Been Called Into Existence Several Miles Above the Surface of an Alien Planet

  2 Minds, 1 Body

  
• 08.03.2018

  Episode 33 - Quench Your Lake-Thirst

  We built this community center!  We built this community center on rock AND roll!

  
• 07.30.2018

  Minisode 1 - OOPS! All Bullshit

  A collection of outtakes from Fandalites Episode 32 that didn't do much for the episode, but Brent liked them enough to share.  Named by @AngryAria.

  
• 07.27.2018

  Episode 32 - Left Brained People Love Everyone, Right Brained People Love Knives

  Being killed by a tunnel, or turning into a cockroach?  It's a real Rachel's Choice on this week's Fandalites!

  
• 07.20.2018

  Alternasode 2 - Paupipo, Prince of the Giraffe Star

  When pizza's in a Sanrio Rip you can have pizza anytime because time no longer maters.  Fuck time."

  
• 07.13.2018

  Alternasode 1 - Marco Touches His Huge Gorilla

  "But what is the giraffe for?"

  
• 06.22.2018

  Episode 31 - Hendrick Chapman Goes Antiquing

  Jake makes bad decisions: a story in one act

  
• 06.15.2018

  Episode 30 - [email protected]

  They got the metric system in France, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Yeerk is

  
• 06.08.2018

  Megasode 3 - The Gang Kills Hitler

  Get ready for some dark teen business on this week's Fandalites.   Drink along with us! Megamorphs Cocktail Recipe #3: Tobias - Red Tailed Hawk 1/2 part Galliano1/2 part Killepitsch1/2 part fresh lime juice1 part brandysplash of grenadinebrandied cherry for garnish Shake brandy, Galliano, Killepitsch and...

  
• 06.01.2018

  Episode 29 - Kandrona: It's Got What Yeerks Crave

  Five EelsBlown From the End of a Fire HoseArcing Through the AirToward a Burning Building

  
• 06.01.2018

  Episode 29 - Kandrona: It’s Got What Yeerks Crave

  Five Eels Blown From the End of a Fire Hose Arcing Through the Air Toward a Burning Building

  
• 05.25.2018

  Episode 28 - Kissing: It's Definitely Got A Purpose

  Ax discovers that four legs is not always better when he struggles with the sentience of cows in this (surprisingly) not Cassie-POV book.  Fandalites will return after these messages.

  
• 05.25.2018

  Episode 28 - Kissing: It’s Definitely Got A Purpose

  Ax discovers that four legs is not always better when he struggles with the sentience of cows in this (surprisingly) not Cassie-POV book.  Fandalites will return after these messages.

  
• 05.18.2018

  Episode 27 - The Chee-Net Privacy Act Signed By Bill Clinton in 1995

  Oh my god ax ate a snail with his hoof

  
• 05.11.2018

  Alan Fangorsode 3 - Uzumaki 2: Junjimorphs

  Keep Air Hoods™ Brand Anti-Asphyxiation devices out of reach of children due to risk of accidental asphyxiation

  
• 05.04.2018

  Alan Fangorsode 2 - We Are Young, Heartache to Heartaches We Stand

  Dr. Pepper™ Presents: Andalite Chronicles Book 2 - Alloran's Choice (an Elfangor side story)

  
• 04.27.2018

  Alan Fangorsode 1 - You Look Like Centaurs, Only With No Torsos

  Part 1 of 3!  Brent & Jenna dive headfirst into the Andalite Chronicles, careful to keep their hooves out of the gore.

  
• 04.20.2018

  Episode 26 - This Podcast Certified Free of the Spirits of Fictional Characters

  JAKE AND CASSIE KISS!!! Oh, yeah, also the Ellimist sets up a Space Jam with the alien devil.  Why would anyone ask for help from this clown college?  Find out on this week's Fandalites!

  
• 04.13.2018

  Episode 25 - Actual Cannibal Taxxon LaBeuof

  EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A ANIMORPHS BOOK INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE EXTREME AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MORPHS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, MARCO. I DO EVERY MORPH AND I...

  
• 04.06.2018

  Episode 24 - If You Die in the Morph, You Die in Real Life

  Go forth, mighty podcasters! Go forth into the internet! All the airwaves shall tremble before the Fandalites. All will obey us. All will be our slaves. For only we are truly worthy to be Lords of the Podcast. - Posthumous Exhortation...

  
• 03.30.2018

  Episode 23 - The Size Is Embarrassing, Really

  Alan.Fucking.Fangor.   Read along with us! Book 23: http://a.co/2K7fvBU Book 24: http://a.co/6o7KKRWBook 25:  http://a.co/3ZrwRDW

  
• 03.23.2018

  Episode 22 - Halloween Face, Earth Day Heart

  This episode is the biggest bummer yet.  Rachel makes some hard choices & struggles with making some hard choices.  The Animorphs are Outrageous, insane, out of control, and violent in this week’s Fandalites!   Read along with us!Book 22: http://amzn.to/2F1R9KCBook 23: http://a.co/2K7fvBUBook 24: http://a.co/6o7KKRW

  
• 03.16.2018

  Episode 21 - No One Has Prettier Bloodsucking Mouthparts Than Me

  The David situation escalates!  Learn about the Letterman code, hologramception & those fucking popular kids in this week’s Fandalites. Read along with us!Book 21: http://amzn.to/2CE3GyGBook 22: http://amzn.to/2F1R9KCBook 23: http://a.co/2K7fvBU