The gang arrested the troll children, Hanzel and Gretel, and now they put them on trial.

We want to thank Hiro Takeyanagi (Nicholas Crossman), Eli Vincent (Alex Horstmann), Nagato Kisunagi (John Harrison), Faolan Carroll (Oliver Morris), Aileen Carroll (Simone Rodriguez), and Kyla Sade (Kyla Ray).

We would like to thank our gods Hecate (Stephanie Harrison) for dropping in on our transmission.

And our ever faithful witch, Karen (Cheyenne Hart).

We want to thank Ariel (aka Elizabeth Lain) for her wonderful singing and music. As well as Zombie Mozart (Carl Johnson) who played our wonderful theme.

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These are NOT our best episodes, but they were fun to make. It's the Yule though and instead of bending over backwards to mark up and make sure these episodes are perfect, I am just going to be lazy and put them out as is. Hey, you try being the principal for a high school and a camp. All day long, I have to deal with kids who think they're the Chosen Ones, but end up getting themselves KILLED. It's enough to make someone SMOKE BUBBLES!!!

In this episode, the gang goes down to the underworld (or ONE of the underworlds) to get Tim's parents back, but Tim's parents don't want to come back. Oops!!! That was a waste of time!

The main characters are once again played by...THEMSELVES who else would want to be them!!! (except Nicholas Crossman, Alex Horstmann, Kirsten Schuele-vanaken, Kyla Ray, John Harrison, Chris Gettel-Martin as well as Oliver Morris, Simone Rodriguez, and Stephanie Harrison wanted to play the main characters so we let them do so.)

The side characters THAT WERE NOT ME (Rachel Rauch, Head of the Camp for FANTASTIC Adventurers and FABULOUS Stealthy Sleuths and GM EXTRAORDINAIRE!!!) were played by Cheyenne Hart and Kody...Uh...I'm not sure his last name. The people that I played and had to voice for were busy. Busy busy busy. So I couldn't get them into the studio to record with us. That's okay. It's fine. I'm not having a nervous breakdown. No way.

Music was composed by the incredibly talented Zombie Mozart or Carl Johnson as he prefers to be called these days.

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These are NOT our best episodes, but they were fun to make. It's the Yule though and instead of bending over backwards to mark up and make sure these episodes are perfect, I am just going to be lazy and put them out as is. Hey, you try being the principal for a high school and a camp. All day long, I have to deal with kids who think they're the Chosen Ones, but end up getting themselves KILLED. It's enough to make someone SMOKE BUBBLES!!!

In this episode, Aya didn't want to cause shit in this episode. She didn't want to upset the Yuletide this season, but I improvised and instead, sent them to deal with a situation in a world full of WHOS and WHATSITS and help move a friend out of a bad place. They got a few gifts in the process too!!! (wink, wink)

The main characters are once again played by...THEMSELVES who else would want to be them!!! (except Nicholas Crossman, Alex Horstmann, Kirsten Schuele-vanaken, Kyla Ray, John Harrison, Chris Gettel-Martin as well as Oliver Morris, Simone Rodriguez, and Stephanie Harrison wanted to play the main characters so we let them do so.)

The side characters THAT WERE NOT ME (Rachel Rauch, Head of the Camp for FANTASTIC Adventurers and FABULOUS Stealthy Sleuths and GM EXTRAORDINAIRE!!!) were played by Cheyenne Hart and Kody...Uh...I'm not sure his last name. The people that I played and had to voice for were busy. Busy busy busy. So I couldn't get them into the studio to record with us. That's okay. It's fine. I'm not having a nervous breakdown. No way.

Music was composed by the incredibly talented Zombie Mozart or Carl Johnson as he prefers to be called these days.

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This was supposed to be an episode but one of the chaos gods got to it. Oh well!!!

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It's time to receive the call to adventure and come to the Camp for FANTASTIC Adventurers and FABULOUS Stealthy Sleuths!!! But first, you're going to have to roll a Wisdom saving throw to see if you can refuse the call to adventure. You can't? Dang!!! You're coming anyways!!! Of course, you could just accept the call and subvert the trope. Because that what this is all about!!! Subverting those tropes!!!

On the way to the camp, you may meet several random gods along the street. Or you hear the gods' voices but you can't see them. These gods may cause you to burst into flame or turn your rolls royce into a marshmallow car. Then when you get to camp, you might have to deal with defending two campers who stole a witch's sweetbread recipe. (POOR WITCH!!!) It's all a part of a normal day in Easton!!!

Rachel Rauch, the bouncy, eccentric, hippie, halfling Mentor and producer of this podcast, would like to thank the characters involved. Namely Hiro Takeyanagi (Nicholas Crossman), the lawful good Hero, Chosen One of Baldr, who fights in the name of the LAW!!!; Elijah Vincent (Alex Horstmann), the edgelord Lover, Chosen One of Loki, illusion witch; Aya Suoh (Kirsten Schuele-vanaken), Antagonist of this story, Hiro's crazy ex-girlfriend, and Chosen One of Hecate...and...others...

Others like Nagato Kisunagi (John Harrison), the flamboyant, eccentric dragon-born Trickster who acts like a walking teenager stereotype; Aileen Carroll (Simone Rodriguez), the ONLY sane character who doesn't act like a total teenager; Faolan Carroll (Oliver Morris), the narcissistic, half-breed, noble bastard who flirts with everyone he sees, even himself; and Kyla Sade (Kyla Ray), an elf who thinks she's sane and immune to love but isn't really.

A big thanks to the gods who visited: Marshmallory (Chris Moore), Loki (Hem Cleveland), Hecate (Stephanie Harrison), Baldr (Dawson Cook), and Miss Swissmiss (Kennedy Phillips)!!! We hope you enjoyed your stay!!! We do apologize for the static and the QUEERness of the transmissions. Some of these gods decided to call us from separate realms!

Also a huge thanks to Zombie Mozart (aka Carl Johnson) for answering the call of our music video to rise from the grave and compose some atmosphere for us!!! It was very much appreciated!!! Now, go back to bed!!! We'll call you again if we need you for the second episode!!!

Also, thanks to the Little Mermaid (Elizabeth Lain) for making the long swim all the way from Denmark to Easton to put on her concert!!! We truly could not have Easton or the Camp for FANTASTIC Adventurers and FABULOUS Stealthy Sleuths without her!!!

There are a few NPCs I should be thanking but they’re NPCS (Non-imPortant Characters!!!)… Fine!!! I guess I’ll thank them. UGH!!! We’ve got the Witch (Cheyenne Hart) who seems to have fallen on some hard times. And the Witch must TRULY be magical because she also plays Kyla’s mom!!! Because we’re a low-budget college production podcast!!! And thanks to Faolan and Aileen’s dad (Caleb Lawson), Frost King Carroll.

It's not the end of the world as we know it just yet, my friends!!! Soon, my friends!!! SOON!!!

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