Fantasy Comic Book Editor League

The host giddily recounts the releases and artist switcheroos of 1970 and 1971 in his bogus comic book company. Kirby Unleashed, José Luis García-López jumps in the line, Corben draws Gilgamesh (though unfortunately without Gilgamesh’s cock swinging around), and R. Crumb, Frank Frazetta, Moebius, Jules Feiffer, and Goseki Kojima share the pages of a magazine. I’m getting really good at this fantasy comic book editing business.

The host wraps up the 60’s in this episode while realizing that he’s a worse podcaster when he’s sober. You will find out what happens when a Zionist cowboy, a slapstick Apache, a Chinese samurai, a Zulu mob boss, and a freed slave military savant get together in the Old West, and you will be sad that this comic only exists in my tiny brain. Yippie Oy Vey!

The host is slightly less drunk than usual and.speeds through three full years of the counterfeit history of his looney tunes comic book company (1966-1968). Of course, he forgets to cover some releases, but he will hopefully address them in the next episode if he remembers. Ecch-celsior!

Our host had such a bad day that he had to record another episode an hour after the last one because he wanted to remain in a delusional realm where he’s the editor of a groundbreaking comic book company and not a joyless old fuck who flips burgers at a shitty fast food restaurant. And he writes run-on sentences to boot!

1962! Cuban Missile Crisis! 1963! Kennedy assassinated! Big whoop! The real news is that Amazing Comics is putting out the best comics that never existed, and this is the only place you can find out about them. The emperor has no comic book company.

1961! Kennedy is sworn in. I still don’t care. I got a comic book company to run here! New titles, artist switcheroos, and theological musings are discussed needlessly and ineloquently. The host wishes he could afford opioids, or at least Jäger.

1960! Kennedy elected. Who cares? The real news is that Amazing Comics becomes the #1 comic book company in the world. Fuck you, Dell Comics! We got Carl Barks and John Stanley! You should have treated them better, dick wipes!

The host manages to not pass out and record 30 minutes of snoring like he did last episode (He is very sorry about that, but more sorry that he can’t figure out how to edit his podcasts). He does manage to finish up the 1950’s in the fake history of his fake comic book company. Listen if you must, but remember, you get what you pay for.

1957. I can barely stand.