Hail, traveler! Stop by the inn and listen as we SPIN you yarns of spiders and warlords! Get it? Haha, ok, yes just walk away like you didn't hear me.

Good evening, adventurers! Gather round the fire as we exchange tales of gnomes and libraries! Also, sorry about the crickets, they're loud tonight.

So what brings you to my forge, young paladin? Ah, looking for some Gauntlets and Battle Axes? Well, I just so happen to have stories including both of those items. Also, those are the only stories I know. Weird coincidence, eh?

Look out, Cleric! The walls of this cave are collapsing! Here, take these stories of minions and chimeras, and get out of here! ...plus a return of supreme wizards.

Good Moonsday, travelers! Gather round the fire so we can share tales of princesses and sieges, and also roast moonsmellows!

After a month hiatus the fantasy is BACK! Hear fantastical fantasy tales of treasure, yetis, and two guys recording the podcast in the same room for the very first time!

Watch your step, Wizard. There is a lunar eclipse this Moonsday eve and the berserkers in the north plan on getting buck wild. Here, take this potion of Fantasy Fiction to aid you!

Adventurer, would you be willing to pick up a thrilling quest that requires you to find tales of Lizardmen and Alchemists? Oh well look at that, you just completed the quest!

Before you go off on your quest, young archer, why not hear the most thrilling stories about griffins and fishing that you've ever heard in your GD life?

Watch out, elf! One more step and you would've set off this bees traps where bees come out and sting your face until you OD on pain... this reminds of a tale of golems and prophecies!