Farkas Unleashed

Derailed by a cyberattack, Fershure Telecom’s crack team of managers are forced to fill the day with inane sales coaching.

Mook’s morning enthusiasm is tempered by the emptiness of sales.

Swami visits Steve’s corner store for some Depanneur-a-Go-Go wisdom.

Flashback of Swami’s break up with Rachel. “Love Poem” by Mookie Ferguson. Mook vetoes Pea’s environmental initiative.

Backstory relating to Mook’s divorce. Introduction of his children (Mercura, Venus, Terra and Jupiter) to Pea and her daughter Bisa.

Teen Mook victimizes himself when he lacks the gumption to discuss his first sexual experience with his mother.

A poem by Mookie Ferguson and a twisted visit by Negative Elf.

Pea gets ready for her 30 year high school reunion. Mook expresses his reservations as well as the limitations of the French language regarding the word love.

The conclusion of Mook’s elevator rant. Mook’s philosophical take on the oral tradition of sales fuels his motivational spiel as a recruiter at Fershure Telecom. -Mook’s rant about the Kobe chopper crash.

A description of the receptionist at Fershure Telecom as well as the idiotic design of the elevators and floor plan of Place Reine Elizabeth.