Farmer Gray's Film Reviews

Farmer Gray recounts the haunting of Rumson Carp by his uncle Cantrell and then, just in time for the Halloween season, reviews "The Night House," a ghost story. Or is it?

Farmer Gray relates the adventures of Lionel Peabody, old and losing his sight, but still able to stir up trouble. The same could be said of the protagonist of "Don't Breathe 2," whose house seems to be a magnet for thieves and villains.

Farmer Gray catches his pigs in flagrante delicto and then reviews the film "Nine Days," in which a celestial middle manager decides who gets born.

Farmer Gray reviews “The Suicide Squad,” which is an adequate title for a movie and a poor name for your bunk at summer camp.

Farmer Gray reviews the film "The Green Knight," an Arthurian tale that, the title notwithstanding, is not about a knight who recycles.

Farmer Gray reviews the M. Night Shyamalan film “Old,” about a beach where you live a year every half hour. Which is kind of what happens when you watch an M. Night Shyamalan movie.

Farmer Gray reviews the Nicholas Cage movie “Pig,” all about a backwoods gourmand who travels to the big city to find his stolen pig. It’s a film Disney might have made, had he been terribly, terribly strung out.

Farmer Gray reviews Marvel’s “Black Widow,” wherein Scarlett Johansson and a bunch of other ladies beat up on each other.

Farmer Gray reviews the film “The Boss Baby: Family Business” and expounds on a brotherly bond that may be tighter than he thinks. “Down Venus, Up Mars!”

Farmer Gray gets in gear to review “F9: The Fast Saga,” the latest in a movie franchise with more chapters than Leviticus. He also relates his own youthful “fast and furious” misadventure and how it kept him out of the army.