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Farthouse episodes

  • The Night Porter by Liliana Cavani

    The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to work the night shift at a hotel. That’s because they’re chatting about Liliana Cavani’s The Night Porter. Patrick and Casey try to figure out the best ways to murder each other. Plus, they put this film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. 

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Eraserhead by David Lynch

    The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to have a mutant baby. That’s because they’re chatting about David Lynch’s Eraserhead. It’s their one-year anniversary! And what better way to spend it than to wax poetic on one of their favorite filmmakers, David Lynch. Plus, Casey and Patrick put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. 

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    1 hr 11 min
  • Elevator to the Gallows by Louis Malle

    The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get stuck in an elevator. That’s because they’re chatting about Louis Malle’s Elevator to the Gallows. They also talk about deadly Patrick’s “bundling” addiction. Plus, Casey and Patrick put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. 

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    1 hr 14 min
  • Funny Games by Michael Haneke

    The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to give away all their eggs. That’s because they’re chatting about Michael Haneke’s Funny Games. They also talk about the age at which they would allow their children to watch R-rated movies. Plus, Casey and Patrick put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. 

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    1 hr 3 min
  • Stranger by the Lake by Alain Guiraudie

    The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be nude on a rocky beach. That’s because they’re chatting about Alain Guiraudie’s Stranger by the Lake. They also talk about the discomforts of having sex in the woods and the excitement that goes along with making out with a known serial killer. In addition to that, Casey and Patrick put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. 

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Crazed Fruit by Kō Nakahira

    The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to wear cool shirts. That’s because they’re chatting about Kō Nakahira’s Crazed Fruit. A *CONTENT WARNING* for this episode. Casey and Patrick discuss rape, sexual coercion, and sexual assault. The hosts try their best to handle the subject with as much care as possible, but it is discussed in relation to events in the movie. In addition to that, Casey and Patrick put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. 

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    59 min
  • Claire's Knee by Éric Rohmer

    The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be rich Europeans. That’s because they’re chatting about Éric Rohmer’s Claire's Knee. A *CONTENT WARNING* for this episode. Casey and Patrick discuss an older man’s predatory behavior towards young girls. The hosts try their best to handle the subject with as much care as possible. In addition to that, Casey and Patrick put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. 

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Orlando by Sally Potter

    The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to live forever. That’s because they’re chatting about Sally Potter’s Orlando. In this episode, Patrick gets the “Sunday Scaries” on a Tuesday. And Casey gets annoyed with sensitive men. Plus, the Cuties put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. 

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    1 hr 1 min
  • The Piano Teacher by Michael Haneke

    The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to stab themselves in the shoulder with a kitchen knife. That’s because they’re chatting about Michael Haneke’s The Piano Teacher. In this episode, Patrick gets upset because he does not like basketball anymore. And Casey proposes a shell forward poster. Plus, the Cuties put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. 

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    59 min
  • Playtime by Jacques Tati

    The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to bump into walls. That’s because they’re chatting about Jacques Tati’s Playtime. Patrick has to eat crow for saying he did not want to watch this movie. And Casey and Patrick reminisce about the early days of Netflix. Plus, the Cuties put the film through their proprietary Fartsy Test. And Patrick recommends a drink pairing. 

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    If you like this show, tell a friend!

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    1 hr 5 min

About Farthouse

From the publisher's feed

Certified cinephile cuties Casey O'Brien and Patrick Mallon are here to guide plebs and idiots alike through the world of arthouse cinema. This podcast serves as a spark notes version for those who do…