For 6 weeks now, three gaming novices have met up to discuss video games and farts.

This week, there is a fourth member. AND HE IS A GAMING GENIUS!

Non-wanky video games journalist, Nintendo Beta Tester and Windows Phone owner Matteo Muscas (https://matteomuscas.com / https://twitter.com/matteomuscas) joins us in game fart towers... game fart studios?... game fart asylum? We haven't made up a name for our gathering place just yet. But Matteo joins us there as our guest.

We discuss some actual video game news, AND mostly correct trivia this week, thanks to Matteo's superior knowledge.

We also take a trip down memory lane to discuss the legendary Dreamcast Moose Boot discs we never actually owned (honest mate, just saw my friends) and discuss Apples lack of Rainbow Cum at their recent events.

Probably our best and most least offensive episode yet.

# NEWS

- The New Playstation Flying Chicken Dog Game (again)

- The new Final Fantasy / U-KISS cross over game, Final Fantasy XV

- Xbox Scorpio games WILL MAKE XBOX ONE LOOK LIKE CRAP OLD LAPTOP GAMES!

- The recent PSX event with many trailers for confusing Japanese games

- Crash bandicoot remakes

# BAD

- Too many remakes for millennials

# GOOD

- Full Throttle Remake

# UGLY

- Rose tinted glasses: Old games were shit!

# GETS A MENTION

- Postal & Bully (a.k.a. The game with the weird name in UK you can't remember)

- UP

- Metal Gear Solid V (again)

- The Final Fantasy Movie

- Various Consoles Bits (64bit / 128bit / etc)

- Ultra HLE

- BLEEM!

- x86 / x64 Processors

- JSON and the Document Object Model's badly titled XMLHttpRequest API call

- Heavy Rain a.k.a. Dad Simulator

- The game where the baby has to try and kill itself (http://store.steampowered.com/app/427730/)

- The Sega Saturn

- PS3 BBQ Heat

- 4K Blu-Rays & Copyright adverts

- Aaron's flash background TV Lights

- Various LucasArts games (Monkey Island, Day of the Tentacle, Fate of Atlantis)

- Copy protection wheels and instruction manual lookups

- DOOM was Free

- Meaty £5 Notes

- The Legendary Dreamast Moose Boot (image attached http://imgur.com/R3Q3EL4)

- Apples $300 Picture Book

- Apples become wanky / No more Apple Rainbow Cum Sex

- A brief history of Windows Mobile Devices

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It's yet another day and yet another Game Fart.

Another week down the drain, another hour plus wasted on audio about farts and video games.

You life is wasting away. You know that right?

I mean... Playing video games is bad enough, but listening to *other people* (especially THESE three idiots!) *TALK* about video games, in a one way conversation you can never respond back to in real time, no less... It's pathetic mate. It's just utterly pathetic.

Shame on you....

THIS WEEK ON GAME FART!!!! IT'S A SLEEPING DOGS & NO MANS SKY & BLACK FRIDAY SPECIAL!!!! WOOOHOO!!!!

The guys discuss all the latest games (The Last Guardian - might not be that shit?!), Lord Matthew's favourite game (Sleeping DOGGSSSSS!!!) and the new English tradition of the American tradition of Black Friday (so silly)!!!! Oh, and No Mans Sky gets an update which Peter refuses to play (because, even post update, it is obviously still rubbish).

It's arguably an ACTION PACKED (and in our opinion, EXTRA FUNNY?) episode of Game Fart this week, with a tremendous amount of rambling off topic. To be honest - It's barely even about games this week.

ITS SUPER EXCITING ~~~~~~~ LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AGAIN!!!!

G A M E F A R T

# NEWS

- The New Playstation Flying Chicken Dog Game

- Marvel Vs Capcom: A New One

# GOOD

- Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition (it’s free!)

# BAD

- No Mans Sky Version 2.1.Refund

# UGLY

- Black Friday Sales

# GETS A MENTION

- RabbitNeedleNeckGate

- Aaron's gammy legged / three legged tortoise

- Aaron's depressed cat

- Black & White

- Peter Molyneux's questionable prepubescent boy simulator / artificial intelligence 360

- Sunset Overdrive

- Read Dead Redemption 2

- Bloody Raw

- Tony Hawks / Matt Hoffman / Dave Mira games

- PowerStone (and Kung Fu Chaos)

- Snowboarding Games

- Call of Duty

- Cooking Games

- Anita Sarkeesian

- The Holiday Hole

- GAME RAGE! Revenge on frustrating games (Peters broken controller image attached http://imgur.com/LjP01yR)

- PSVR Games (That one with Robinson in the name, Battlezone, RIGS)

- Ukraine & Russia & The Crimea(?)

- URI GELLER KILLED A MAN

- Peter Jackson watched Humphrey Is My Hero? (It's better than No Mans Sky)

- A message from Kryton from Red Dwarf

- Fei Comodo

- Lord Matthews Brief MTV Presenter Career (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjJKJv3SUWk)

- Alexa: Initiate Sex Mode

- James Loveridge Automated Home

# POST SHOW

- Peters Adventure Game Engine

- Peters Head Hair & GAME FARTS Discovery of the Cure for Baldness (http://imgur.com/e3AquxI)

- The Playstation V is eradicated

- Quantum Break

- Broken Age

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Episode 4? Guess this is a thing now then.

New Game Farts every Thursday FOREVER, I guess. Sorry about that. Until the end of time now, us, and later AI constructs of us, will be farting out gaming news - it will be a race to the end of the universe between us, The Simpsons and Disney's Star Wars movies to see who lasts the longest. It will be us. It will be Game Fart. We will beat you Al Jean... (http://www.weepodcast.com)

In this fart of gaming pleasure Lord Matthew, Peter and Aaron discuss several topics, most of which surround an infamous Ubi Soft controller button puzzle game...

Its an ASSASSIN'S CREED special this week! Not that there is anything special about Assassin's Creed, I mean, they usually shit one out every 12 months. But the GAME FART guys investigate what makes it good, bad and ugly anyway. (Notice we have two negatives and only one positive in our show format, making Assassin's Creed an excellent candidate for our show.)

# NEWS

- PSVR is selling well

- Games don't sell in November anymore

- PS4 Pro Graphics improvements (Some screenshots we took here https://imgur.com/a/Flo82)

# GOOD

- Assasins Creed Ezio Collection

# BAD

- Assasins Creed Ezio Collection (.... Bad mechanics & characters)

# UGLY

- Ubi Soft

# GETS A MENTION

- Batman Arkham VR

- Virtual Boy

- Minority Report: THE TV SHOW!

- Watch Dogs 2

- Titan Fall (1) / (2)

- Banjo Kazooie / Yooka Laylee

- Animal games (Gex the Gecko, Croc, Syrpo The Dragon / Skylanders)

- Tomb Raider / Lord Matthew's lukemia friends older brothers presumed circumcision

- Assasins Creed Black Flag (and all the other ones too, Unity I think, maybe the American one, who cares, they are all the same)

- Metal Gear Solid V (again)

- South Park Stick of Truth and the new one too

- Bethesda?

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Whoops, we just farted.

FARTED OUT EPISODE THREE OF GAME FART!!!!!!!!

Sony have fucked everything up and released the Sony Playstation V a.k.a. The Sony Playstation 4.5 a.k.a. The Sony Playstation 4K a.k.a. The Sony Playstation Neo a.k.a. The Sony Playstation 4 [Pro].

We tackle what a mess they have made, how it is actually kinda sweet if you have a 4K TV or PSVR, and discuss the MATRIX OF PLAYSTATION!!!!

# NEWS

- Nintendo Switch Pricing

- Game PS4 Pro Discounts (no Fifa)

# GOOD

- THE MATRIX OF PLAYSTATION (PS4 Pro + PSVR)

# BAD

- The PS4 Pro (Fear of missing out)

# UGLY

- What a mess, resolutions, confusion & Xbox One Scorpio

# GETS A MENTION

- Batman Arkham games

- Nintendo DS / DS XL / DSi / 2DS / 3DS / New 3DS / 3DS XL / 3DSi?

- PS4 Pro USB ports

- PS one / PS two

- PSP Vita

- Robot Rescue (Part of PSVR Playroom)

- Ask Jeeves

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For the first ever time it's the first ever sequel to our first ever episode...

EPISODE 2, of GAME FART. A NINTENDO SWITCH special.

Nintendo have not had the best luck with their last few slang for urine consoles, the Wii and Wii U.

Will the Nintendo switch change things up?

The guys discuss THE GOOD - THE BAD and THE UGLY of the looming Nintendo Switch!

# NEWS

- New GTA V secrets found

- Read Dead Redemption 2

- Need for Speed Arena

- The rendering between pixels on the upscaled checkerboxed(?) PS4 Pro 60FPS / 4K / 1080p

# GOOD

- The Nintendo Switch... We have hope!

# BAD

- The Nintendo Switch... Underpowered?

# UGLY

- The Nintendo Switch... An ugly history!

# GETS A MENTION

- Duke Nukem Forever (Poo)

- Midnight Club Racing

- 3D TV's with Splitscreen Gaming

- Mario Kart

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WTF, It's episode ONE of GAME FART! - The only podcast where we don't just talk about games, but we also talk about farts. PPPPFFFFFFFTtttttttttttttttt.

It all starts here. From now on, every Thursday get ready to hear three brits with only a slight passing interest in video games fart out some facts as if they were knowledgeable.

We tell you what we THINK about video games, sometimes other things too, keeping it light and fluffy with our own farted out opinions. This means we will of course inevitably piss off some "serious gamers" on YouTube, BUT WHO CARES! Not us. Game Fart for life.

THIS WEEK ON GAME FART (pretend its mid October 2016 still) we discuss... The launch of Project Morpheus!

a.k.a. THE NEW SONY TM PLAYSTATION TM 4 PLAYSTATION TM VIRTUAL REALITY!!!!

a.k.a. PSVR.

Is it good? Is it bad? We have one, so we fart out some facts.

We also discuss what this show actually is, bathroom bunnies (they soak up the moisture), and which late 90's asteroid movie was Morgan Freeman the president in?

# NEWS

- Red Dead Redemption

- Brexit Championship Manager

# GOOD

- PSVR Actually Works

# BAD

- Lack of appropriately priced PSVR games

# UGLY

- PSVR Motion Tracking Bugs

# POST SHOW

- PSVR Neat and Tidy Wires

- Bathroom Bunnies

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