Fat Guy Loves Cake

I love the 80's and other late night ramblings

Censorship can be funny; Coach Frank and his amazing spit balls; I destroy two classic songs

February push-ups; Does anyone still go to dance clubs? THE INTERVIEW YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: The man who tried to kill me with his car (AKA my best friend) Aaron

Redneck sack tapping; I'm an egomaniac; Stupid pick up lines

Can I get nuggets when there's Zombies? Excuse me, officer, I do not plan on getting gay with my dinner (another jail story)

I'm sick, so listen to these songs; Afterglow; Saints and Angels

If big business were honest; Another jail story

Interview with the Aaron; Peeing in the fridge, humping golf clubs and falling asleep while on the way to plastic love

Sorry for the day off; Bob Saget was the best; RONNIE BICKERING!; I hate your guts (roommates are the worst); 1000Fists up in this bitch

My scales and your parents are lying; Boys are liars (but you already knew that); Your teachers are liars